Ask an Illegal Immigrant Anything

[DeadDave]

I was viewing some articles of that new Chapo vs Trump story, and I kept running into comments that showed just how unaware some people are. So ask me anything related to the topic, and I'll be more than happy to answer your questions.

[keyboardworkout]

You are 15 years old? How did you come to be illegally in the US?

[Shysty021]

I see ur green here, why not get green card then
Pretty sure its the reds that dont get in

[NKWulf]

negged for being illegal

[Aircommander91]

Did u crossed the boarder just so you could rape and steal the white working mens money and jerbs?

[DeadDave]

You are 15 years old? How did you come to be illegally in the US?

I was three years old when my dad left my mom, and I. A couple of years later my mom met my now step-dad through one of her friends, and was making plans to come to the U.S, and live with him. At six years old I was dragged into a bus, and then taken to a coyote which was going to help us cross the border. We got caught six times before we successfully entered, and moved into Alabama.

I see ur green here, why not get green card then
Pretty sure its the reds that dont get in

I don't meet any of the requirements for getting a green card. My only option is to invest 500k into a business in the U.S. and to provide jobs to unemployed Americans. This is what I'm going to try to do.

Did u crossed the boarder just so you could rape and steal the white working mens money and jerbs?

I have been the founder of my own small business since I was fourteen. It's one of the things that I'm passionate about, and it's what consumes up my time. I stopped doing schoolwork, and homework just so I could have time to lift, and do my actual work. So no I'm not taking any jobs. Oh, and I'm a virgin.

[WhoaBro21]

I was three years old when my dad left my mom, and I. A couple of years later my mom met my now step-dad through one of her friends, and was making plans to come to the U.S, and live with him. At six years old I was dragged into a bus, and then taken to a coyote which was going to help us cross the border. We got caught six times before we successfully entered, and moved into Alabama.

Better be hiding behind 7 proxies and paying taxes or you're going to be fired, habanero

[ChewKok]

Stay safe and watch out for tax office.

[Steve707]

What kind of iPhone and Cadillac did you get? Also are you enjoying your monthly allowance? Just wait till you get free college.

[DeadDave]

Better be hiding behind 7 proxies and paying taxes or you're going to be fired, habanero

My parents, and I have what is called an ITIN. It's what rejects get to make sure they're paying income taxes. So yes we do file our taxes. ( I hate hot food )

What kind of iPhone and Cadillac did you get? Also are you enjoying your monthly allowance? Just wait till you get free college.

We do not have any monthly allowance or food stamps but both of my little brothers do have health insurance. They are American Citizens though. I don't have any, and I pay for all of my things. I have an iPhone 6, and an HTC ONE M8. I don't have a car but I do have a motorcycle. I'm not planning on finishing high school much less going to college.

[THHOR]

Just pay some sloot to marry you for 3 years and then get a divorce. Are you under DACA now?

[SpaceC]

Why are you taking my job?

[Kansas123]

I was three years old when my dad left my mom, and I. A couple of years later my mom met my now step-dad through one of her friends, and was making plans to come to the U.S, and live with him. At six years old I was dragged into a bus, and then taken to a coyote which was going to help us cross the border. We got caught six times before we successfully entered, and moved into Alabama.



I don't meet any of the requirements for getting a green card. My only option is to invest 500k into a business in the U.S. and to provide jobs to unemployed Americans. This is what I'm going to try to do.



I have been the founder of my own small business since I was fourteen. It's one of the things that I'm passionate about, and it's what consumes up my time. I stopped doing schoolwork, and homework just so I could have time to lift, and do my actual work. So no I'm not taking any jobs. Oh, and I'm a virgin.

Not getting an education so you can lift? Yep glad you're in my country. (Probably troll)

[Aircommander91]

I was three years old when my dad left my mom, and I. A couple of years later my mom met my now step-dad through one of her friends, and was making plans to come to the U.S, and live with him. At six years old I was dragged into a bus, and then taken to a coyote which was going to help us cross the border. We got caught six times before we successfully entered, and moved into Alabama.



I don't meet any of the requirements for getting a green card. My only option is to invest 500k into a business in the U.S. and to provide jobs to unemployed Americans. This is what I'm going to try to do.



I have been the founder of my own small business since I was fourteen. It's one of the things that I'm passionate about, and it's what consumes up my time. I stopped doing schoolwork, and homework just so I could have time to lift, and do my actual work. So no I'm not taking any jobs. Oh, and I'm a virgin.

just jk brah.

really mirin your entrepreneurship skills.

I recommend u to read this so u can increase your profits:

[Steve707]

My parents, and I have what is called an ITIN. It's what rejects get to make sure they're paying income taxes. So yes we do file our taxes. ( I hate hot food )




We do not have any monthly allowance or food stamps but both of my little brothers do have health insurance. They are American Citizens though. I don't have any, and I pay for all of my things. I have an iPhone 6, and an HTC ONE M8. I don't have a car but I do have a motorcycle. I'm not planning on finishing high school much less going to college.

Our money is taken so you can go to college, you might as well stop being retarded and go. Please don't get an art degree though.

[DeadDave]

Just pay some sloot to marry you for 3 years and then get a divorce. Are you under DACA now?

I'm not currently under daca, but my mom wants to get me on it. It may some over the top to compare myself to a jew with their stars but that's what I feel like about daca. I couldn't do that. Too many risks.

Our money is taken so you can go to college, you might as well stop being retarded and go. Please don't get an art degree though.

The programs that offer to help Illegal Immigrants are not funded through taxes. Even daca itself doesn't provide government benefits. It will just let me do basic human things. Like drive a car, and open a bank account. Some colleges do offer discounts though. I can't even join the marines with daca. I was talking to a recruiter about it.

Not getting an education so you can lift? Yep glad you're in my country. (Probably troll)

Most people that are into hacking are self-learners. I hate how the school system is run. ( THEN GO BACK TO MEJICO BEANER) Same thing in Mexico. One of my future goals is to open a public school where every subject after the fifth grade is an elective, and that a diploma will actually mean something. Of course the U.S would never allow that so I'll have to find a place that will.

[MojoTheMonkey]

[DicedPineapples]

I don't meet any of the requirements for getting a green card.

Oh look, another person who flouts the laws of our nation just because they're inconvenient for him.

[THHOR]

I'm not currently under daca, but my mom wants to get me on it. It may some over the top to compare myself to a jew with their stars but that's what I feel like about daca. I couldn't do that. Too many risks.

How do you have a motorcycle and license then? Do some states still allow illegals to get drivers license? I dont see any risks for it, its too expensive to deport illegals. They pretty much stopped doing it now because there are massive lines to get a deportation case

[jstn0127]

Go back to Univision

[Muniain]

know that feel of being an illegal
I came here illegally when i was 4, became a resident in 2008, and now i'm a citizen. you'll make it brah

[Steve707]

How do you have a motorcycle and license then? Do some states still allow illegals to get drivers license? I dont see any risks for it, its too expensive to deport illegals. They pretty much stopped doing it now because there are massive lines to get a deportation case

California does it, so ****ing stupid.

[InstantLoser]

When are you leaving, and can you take some of your freeloading buddies with you?

[DeadDave]

How do you have a motorcycle and license then? Do some states still allow illegals to get drivers license? I dont see any risks for it, its too expensive to deport illegals. They pretty much stopped doing it now because there are massive lines to get a deportation case

I bought it on Craiglist during the summer, and I'm just learning to ride it. I'm not taken it to school or anywhere where I might get involved in an accident.

When are you leaving, and can you take some of your freeloading buddies with you?

Pay both income, and sales taxes.
Don't get welfare.
Don't get health care ( Two American brothers are the exception)

Not freeloading here

Don't really have any actual Mexican friends. I find them a bit annoying since I'm more used to the American lifestyle now.

know that feel of being an illegal
I came here illegally when i was 4, became a resident in 2008, and now i'm a citizen. you'll make it brah

Thank you, glad you made it.

[ILoveHardWork]

If u get stopped by the police once are you sent home?

[Creaso]

I'm not currently under daca, but my mom wants to get me on it. It may some over the top to compare myself to a jew with their stars but that's what I feel like about daca. I couldn't do that. Too many risks.



The programs that offer to help Illegal Immigrants are not funded through taxes. Even daca itself doesn't provide government benefits. It will just let me do basic human things. Like drive a car, and open a bank account. Some colleges do offer discounts though. I can't even join the marines with daca. I was talking to a recruiter about it.



Most people that are into hacking are self-learners. I hate how the school system is run. ( THEN GO BACK TO MEJICO BEANER) Same thing in Mexico. One of my future goals is to open a public school where every subject after the fifth grade is an elective, and that a diploma will actually mean something. Of course the U.S would never allow that so I'll have to find a place that will.

Mexico. You know for publicly criticizing America we won't kick you out but if you were an illegal Mexican immigrant they would for speaking out about their govt.

It's crazy how Mexicans call trump racist when he wants to deport illegals but Mexico immigration policy is way more severe

What do you think about trump? What about mexicos immigration policy

[DeadDave]

If u get stopped by the police once are you sent home?

No, thankfully no. I remember that not too long ago they wanted to do something like that where they wanted cops to racially profile, and just deport left, and right. HB-56 or something like that. We have insurance but if another car is at fault during an accident our car gets impounded. Both times that we got hit by a female texting, and driving the officers let us go because my little brothers were in the car. Actually the second time my dad had to call his friend to come drive the car because he had a license.

[bigbobgotu]

What person would you vote to be president?

[udieipwn]

You know what, I entered this thread with the assumption that illegal immigrants take from others as I am so used to hearing stories of illegal mothers who cannot pay for health services and who run across the borders just to give birth to a baby who is then naturalized into citizenship, but I am happily disproven by your apparent benevolence. It seems that you do not wish to take from others, and in fact intend to start your own business with the intention of giving back, as do I.

I wish you the best of your luck and hope that you never lose your compassion and desire to give.

[ILoveHardWork]

No, thankfully no. I remember that not too long ago they wanted to do something like that where they wanted cops to racially profile, and just deport left, and right. HB-56 or something like that. We have insurance but if another car is at fault during an accident our car gets impounded. Both times that we got hit by a female texting, and driving the officers let us go because my little brothers were in the car. Actually the second time my dad had to call his friend to come drive the car because he had a license.

Mate that sounds miserable as ****! Looking over your shoulder all your life! Suppose its better than mexico! Goodluck to you brah!