just lol @ fat women snacking all day at work....

[Lefticle]

....while they are on their "diet"

brb eat oatmeal w/butter and sugar then snack constantly until lunch
brb eat salad w/ranch and snack constantly until dinner
brb eat quinoa then snack constantly until bed

no fking wonder you can't lose weight. its like they think eating 3000cals of snacks somehow doesnt count

groce

[LFAesthetics]

How do you know a woman is on a diet? don't worry they'll tell you

[buffuntcay]

I know, pisses me the fukk off, fukking fat kunts.

[GingerBrah]

This fat chick at my work had a box of those white powdered donuts for lunch yesterday.

Last week she claimed she was doing the whole healthy lifestyle eating change.

lol'd

[Lefticle]

This fat chick at my work had a box of those white powdered donuts for lunch yesterday.

Last week she claimed she was doing the whole healthy lifestyle eating change.

lol'd

what do you even say to that?

"where on earth did you find healthy powdered sugar donuts?"

[MrRicardoDiaz]

what do you even say to that?

"where on earth did you find healthy powdered sugar donuts?"

They're gluten free, bro

[DunkinD]

My buddies wife is a real trip....she doesnt have a job so she sits on her ass all day but complains she cant lose weight.

So I was talking to her last week and she mentioned she was at some hockey rink watching our local team practice and she was shocked the rink had healthy food.

She ordered chicken tenders and she said she had to complain because they tasted weird....so I asked what do you mean weird (I figured if they were "healthy" they were grilled).

She said they used some form of healthy breading on the chicken so they were healthy...but she didnt even think they were still deep fried.

So since she didnt like them she ordered pizza...she said it was healthy because it was thin crust and they used a wheat crust....

I didnt even argue with her...

[supraquadra]

Their concept of 800-1000 calories is unimaginable. Almost every woman will say that they are practically in starvation mode and eating clean 800 calories a day, when realistically they are eating 800 calorie in peanuts three times a day.

[McAngus]

And the guys as well of course. Guys are sometimes worse because I think some guys literally are hungry and starving for food. Females seem to just snack for snacking sakes, maybe emotional as well. Fat guys are really hungry. It is sad because I think their body is saying "hey I need more nutrition" but they get fed junk instead.

[jpmpdt]

....while they are on their "diet"

brb eat oatmeal w/butter and sugar then snack constantly until lunch
brb eat salad w/ranch and snack constantly until dinner
brb eat quinoa then snack constantly until bed

no fking wonder you can't lose weight. its like they think eating 3000cals of snacks somehow doesnt count

groce

lmao I'm at work right now and see this everyday. Brb peanut butter sandwich for lunch but snack on chips and Hershey kisses all day, just fukin lol
Edit - and obviously the starbucks, venti latte with vanilla syrup BUT LOW FAT MILK for health ofcourse lmao I was like lmao

[BDub85]

Their concept of 800-1000 calories is unimaginable. Almost every woman will say that they are practically in starvation mode and eating clean 800 calories a day, when realistically they are eating 800 calorie in peanuts three times a day.

800 cals?? Thats like 3/4 a chipotle burrito. Show me one girl not on drugs that can eat only that

Plus maybe the sloots are bulking up at work so they can use the fat shaming card in order to climb the corporate ladder?

[McAngus]

My buddies wife is a real trip....she doesnt have a job so she sits on her ass all day but complains she cant lose weight.

So I was talking to her last week and she mentioned she was at some hockey rink watching our local team practice and she was shocked the rink had healthy food.

She ordered chicken tenders and she said she had to complain because they tasted weird....so I asked what do you mean weird (I figured if they were "healthy" they were grilled).

She said they used some form of healthy breading on the chicken so they were healthy...but she didnt even think they were still deep fried.

So since she didnt like them she ordered pizza...she said it was healthy because it was thin crust and they used a wheat crust....

I didnt even argue with her...

This is both funny and sad. I don't understand how our society literally knows nothing about eating healthy. I know not everyone is going to go full nerd like us but isn't it Freaking obvious an apple beats a pizza anyday?

[Lefticle]

My buddies wife is a real trip....she doesnt have a job so she sits on her ass all day but complains she cant lose weight.

So I was talking to her last week and she mentioned she was at some hockey rink watching our local team practice and she was shocked the rink had healthy food.

She ordered chicken tenders and she said she had to complain because they tasted weird....so I asked what do you mean weird (I figured if they were "healthy" they were grilled).

She said they used some form of healthy breading on the chicken so they were healthy...but she didnt even think they were still deep fried.

So since she didnt like them she ordered pizza...she said it was healthy because it was thin crust and they used a wheat crust....

I didnt even argue with her...

"sounds like you are well on your way to losing weight with all that healthy fried chicken and pizza"

[datclownbaby]

Frequent snacking keeps your metabolism up!

Not srs

[PepperedAngus]

Its like they have zero discipline whatsoever, and the very first feeling of hunger pangs they MUST put food in their face.

It follows the other side of the woman logic coin, where if they dont get immediate attention from the man they are with they seek out another man immediately, if they dont have any simple need met right now!!!1! they seek out someone to meet the need (attention, conversation, intimacy, etc)

Its a weakness of spirit and mind.

[Jabroni89]

This fat chick at my work had a box of those white powdered donuts for lunch yesterday.

Last week she claimed she was doing the whole healthy lifestyle eating change.

lol'd

Lmao I was like lmao

[Lightsoft]

And the guys as well of course. Guys are sometimes worse because I think some guys literally are hungry and starving for food. Females seem to just snack for snacking sakes, maybe emotional as well. Fat guys are really hungry. It is sad because I think their body is saying "hey I need more nutrition" but they get fed junk instead.

lol... Liked how you made the stomach the brain.

[TXBuddy]

Bitches about weight...

while sipping on a 24oz mochachinolatte with whipped cream.

[Kaybee93]

My buddies wife is a real trip....she doesnt have a job so she sits on her ass all day but complains she cant lose weight.

So I was talking to her last week and she mentioned she was at some hockey rink watching our local team practice and she was shocked the rink had healthy food.

She ordered chicken tenders and she said she had to complain because they tasted weird....so I asked what do you mean weird (I figured if they were "healthy" they were grilled).

She said they used some form of healthy breading on the chicken so they were healthy...but she didnt even think they were still deep fried.

So since she didnt like them she ordered pizza...she said it was healthy because it was thin crust and they used a wheat crust....

I didnt even argue with her...

Strongest potato **** I've ever heard.

Women make no sense at all lol

[Dxohamah]

lol so true. The new fad where I work are those 100 calorie packs of junk food. There's a fat bitch that's always eating those things, but she's "dieting" too. I walk past her desk and saw, like, 7 empty bags of those 100calories oreos in her garbage, and it wasn't from the previous day either, because our garbage bins are emptied every 8 hours at the start of the janotors shift, lol.

[Retoaded]

got one at my office who snacks on almonds all day. nuts are healthy you didn't know? brb most dense calories on planet earth.

[dogandbroom]

brb eat oatmeal w/butter and sugar then snack constantly until lunch

who the fuk puts butter in oatmeal?

[Polaris]

Its their metabolism.

[Lefticle]

I've literally had women offer me food and when I reply with "no thanks, just ate, not hungry" ive literally had them reply with "what? you don't have to be hungry to snack"


mind = fat

[PunyFella]

Their lack of willpower is sickening.

[FU3L]

While also having a cheat meal every day because they somehow 'earned' it

[supraquadra]

Whenever someone tells me this I ask for their myfitnesspal entries for the past few days as well as if they are measuring and weighing their food. They never provide this because they know they are lying to themselves.

[sebatu]

[IH8RICE]

lol

[Vawx]

lol so true. The new fad where I work are those 100 calorie packs of junk food. There's a fat bitch that's always eating those things, but she's "dieting" too. I walk past her desk and saw, like, 7 empty bags of those 100calories oreos in her garbage, and it wasn't from the previous day either, because our garbage bins are emptied every 8 hours at the start of the janotors shift, lol.

Came in to mention those 100 calorie packs. Great marketing idea, but absolutely moronic for dieting

"Hey this bag is only 100 calories. Yeah there's only 2 cookies in it but... there's cookies! And did we mention it's only 100 calories"

BRB no longer eating a whole sleeve of Oreos
BRB eating 5 packs of cookies because "they're only 100 calories!"