***Official Football (Soccer) Thread: All leagues and competitions Part 34***

[anibani]

Hey ani, I'll ask you the same rhetorical question you use to ask around here with Juve. Have you seen United play lately? Or at all?
Martial's been United's best player this season besides Mata arguably and he's been United's most consistent player, he wrecks every match. Dude's got it all and has a bit of unpredictability to his game, it's awesome. But yeah, I agree let's see how he performs this whole season

yes I have seen United games. Not all, but a majority.

I know he looks very promising and he actually surprised me positively after all this sudden hype when you guys bought him for an incredible amount.

But after only that amount of games played (doubt you've seen him play before manutd) and with his age, its impossible to say he's the future messi or ronaldo. there have been many future messis and ronaldos and they all kinda fell off the earth. so let's wait and give him a break...

[NinjaNoir]

Back from the forest. Checked the Bayern score...... Ouch my Angus

[Carbonfibre]

news flash, ronaldo is a freak. Its so easy to tell, im not even an amateur in psychology but let me give you some hints

-the way his son (as seen in videos) speaks of messi but is forcefully told not to speak about him, but instead only speak of his father shows Ronaldos obsession with Messi
-Ronaldo not drinking, drugs, nothing, because he knows if he is to be on Messis level, or even close to it, he needs to do all in his powers with no missteps
-The way he's grown up always playing with older boys, always with the mind set he is (or is going to be) the best, severe narcissism driven him out of touch with reality (lmao)
-perfect teeth, perfect hairstyle, never seen with a slip up on his appearance. Compensating for being inferior to Messi.
-when all is said and done, imagine what goes in CR:s head. Only being better than Messi, because that means being the best in the world, thats all that matters. You can talk about whether this is healthy or not, but it isn't. Then of course, every great man has sacrificed a lot. I can imagine his life is pretty sh*t when you put aside the materialistic wealth he owns. Doesn't matter if his "friends" or family see him as the best, in any regard, he will still know he isn't better than Messi. And that's his obsession, hence: incomplete life.

there's my poor psychological analysis.

Oh yeah I forgot the most important part - Im sure Ronaldo has woken up in the middle of the night, cold and sweaty, just waking up from a dream where he sucked Messis dick. Oh lawd, the scenes.

To end this beautiful post, I add this: I'll always like Ronaldo more than Messi. Messi is by far the better footballer, but Ronaldo is by far more likeable. Messi is an antisocial weirdo, you can't even imagine what he's like. Probably a witch, the *******.

I just skimmed the whole film. Cringe fest from start to finish.


You're spot on though.

Expect the Messi part.

I actually think Messi has way better life than CR.

Messi has hnnng wife and two kids, not a chance he is losing sleep over what CR does.


summary of film

-no other player gets mention but Messi, apparently Real Madrid is filled with 11 Ronaldo's
-obsession with Balon D'Or.
-portrays himself forever alone (probably miscer)
-his relationship with his son is weird



The only real moment in the film was ronaldo talking about his fathers death and when Messi comes up and greats his kid at Balon D'Or ceremony.
And CR's kid is shy around Messi since he knows

Messi >>>. Ronaldo lol

[GOATenCurry]

Ronaldo has never been on Messi's level. Even Madrid fans want him gone alreadu

[soulivex]

Of course his relationship with his kid is weird. When you knock up some rando then pay her to GTFO, it's going to be weird.

As to Ronaldo vs. Messi. I think Messi is a better player but I don't really like either of them. Messi comes off as being shy and quiet but there have been enough snippets and reports of him being a diva in the locker room that I don't particularly like him. And I can't stand Ronaldo constantly berating his teammates when they don't pass and him pouting all the time when things don't go his way. Plus his celebrations irritate me for some reason. At least he's seemed to gotten away from the 'squeezing a bears testicles' celebration he used to do.

[juvefan]

Of course his relationship with his kid is weird. When you knock up some rando then pay her to GTFO, it's going to be weird.

As to Ronaldo vs. Messi. I think Messi is a better player but I don't really like either of them. Messi comes off as being shy and quiet but there have been enough snippets and reports of him being a diva in the locker room that I don't particularly like him. And I can't stand Ronaldo constantly berating his teammates when they don't pass and him pouting all the time when things don't go his way. Plus his celebrations irritate me for some reason. At least he's seemed to gotten away from the 'squeezing a bears testicles' celebration he used to do.

Watch your mouth boy. Some people ITT wish it were their testicles being squeezed

[Zuggie]

Watch your mouth boy. Some people ITT wish it were their testicles being squeezed

I think tasevski is sleeping, let's not wake him up

[Zonda33dReu]

About to be the longest hour ever

[iabs]

there is some truth to Rai9's forecast for Martial, the kid has all the signs of greatness, he needs the right guidance, imagine if Sir Alex was still at the helm.....

Ronaldo vs Messi is probably the most subjective rivalry in sports history, Messi had one of his best years last year and thus right now he is the best, the year before was all Ronnie, this has gone on for 8 going on 9 ****ing years....... comparing them is purely subjective no matter what you armchair football experts wanna tell yourselves.

Messi is a genius, Ronaldo is a machine, take your pick and fap to it.

[jmiddleton96]

Watched t he film. 10/10 would reccomend

[DicedPineapples]

Watched t he film. 10/10 would reccomend

What film?

[MajesticLion]

I'm honestly struggling to find any motivation to watch the CR7 flick...and I watch a lot of football stuff these days. If it were an independent bio or something then maybe. As his personal vanity project?


Meh.

[Rai9]

So I hear that there's is no mention of Man United in the Ronaldo film. Lol fuk that dude.

[DicedPineapples]

Just read an early review of the Ronaldo movie and thought this first quote was hilarious

The film is a remarkable vanity project and, even more than before, it is difficult not to come away with the feeling that Ronaldo must shout his own name during sex. He and his agent, Jorge Mendes, appear to have a relationship of mutual worship. Mendes, Ronaldo says, is “the best, the Cristiano Ronaldo of agents” and it is difficult to keep count of the number of times they get lost in each other’s eyes, reminding one another of their success and wealth and shiny brilliance.

“I’m not going to lie to you,” he says, explaining why he went to the World Cup with an injury. “If we had two or three Cristiano Ronaldos in the team I would feel more comfortable. But we don’t.”

In Guillem Balagué’s new book about Ronaldo he writes how, to feed the competitive beast, the player’s entourage quickly came to realise “they must keep criticism at a distance, or control it, create the narrative and keep him on his pedestal”. Mendes is always there to fluff that ego and tell him he is better than Messi, and everybody else.

He sounds like a profoundly insecure and cringeworthy person.

[GrecoRoman]

Just read an early review of the Ronaldo movie and thought this first quote was hilarious







He sounds like a profoundly insecure and cringeworthy person.

its funny because it reads the same if you replace Ronaldo with Mourinho

[requital]

i'm not surprised

[juvefan]

its funny because it reads the same if you replace Ronaldo with Mourinho

If it were mourinho itd read more like this

The film is a remarkable vanity project and, even more than before, it is difficult not to come away with the feeling that Mourinho would shout at his wife during sex after prematurely ejaculating and then say "arsene wenger was right about you"

[DicedPineapples]

If it were mourinho itd read more like this

lmfao

[TASEVSKI]

^you guys never disappoint with your ****gy remarks.

I never said Messi has a worse life than CR, I'm sure he has ten times better life than CR, solely based on the fact that Messi is gifted and doesn't need to put half the effort CR puts in.

I'm honestly struggling to find any motivation to watch the CR7 flick...and I watch a lot of football stuff these days. If it were an independent bio or something then maybe. As his personal vanity project?


Meh.

this didnt stop people from reading zlatans book though, which is the exact same case. I cant recall if you read it though, but in case you did: dont be such a hypocritical *******.

didnt read zlatans book crew
not gonna see ronaldos ******* film crew

[jmiddleton96]

Watch it, srs it's actually good as


His son is a grade a cheeky kent

[AnotherScorpion]

there is some truth to Rai9's forecast for Martial, the kid has all the signs of greatness, he needs the right guidance, imagine if Sir Alex was still at the helm.....

Ronaldo vs Messi is probably the most subjective rivalry in sports history, Messi had one of his best years last year and thus right now he is the best, the year before was all Ronnie, this has gone on for 8 going on 9 ****ing years....... comparing them is purely subjective no matter what you armchair football experts wanna tell yourselves.

Messi is a genius, Ronaldo is a machine, take your pick and fap to it.

If you go by winning individual trophies then yes CR7 won it last year and Messi didn't. Scoring tap ins and Pks won't make Penaldo a better player, never was. The most expensive squad assembled just to accommodate his ego and make him look like a legend. After 7 years the team only won 1 Liga title, 1 CL and 1 CDR.

Now he can't even dribble past a 3rd tier defence. He is a liability to the team and you can quote me now, he will be sold by next summer so players like James may shine!

Sad days for Penaldo fan boys.

[RealityKings]

So I hear that there's is no mention of Man United in the Ronaldo film. Lol fuk that dude.

Might actually be worth watching then.
Not srs.

[jmiddleton96]

If you go by winning individual trophies then yes CR7 won it last year and Messi didn't. Scoring tap ins and Pks won't make Penaldo a better player, never was. The most expensive squad assembled just to accommodate his ego and make him look like a legend. After 7 years the team only won 1 Liga title, 1 CL and 1 CDR.

Now he can't even dribble past a 3rd tier defence. He is a liability to the team and you can quote me now, he will be sold by next summer so players like James may shine!

Sad days for Penaldo fan boys.

Wrong.

The last 2 years Ronaldo has been the far better player by a tonne.

However, Messi picked up towards end of last season and has been playing his best ever


But trying to discredit him when he won the Ballon d'Or is a joke. He was the best player in the world, hands down.

[AnotherScorpion]

Wrong.

13/14 season he absolutely killed Messi.

He was GOAT. 17 goals in CL, dragged Portugal to WC, taht wa shis peak

Even 14/15 he dominated, 49 goals in 35 games. U wot

The last 2 years Ronaldo has been the far better player by a tonne.

However, Messi picked up towards end of last season and has been playing his best ever


But trying to discredit him when he won the Ballon d'Or is a joke. He was the best player in the world, hands down.

for you scoring more goals = better player

what if I told you even that stats is not even in his favour? not even close

[TASEVSKI]

look at anotherscorpions stats and shut the **** up. Ronaldo was better one season some year or two ago, now let it go Joey. Only dreams from here on.

like iabs said, messi is a born genius, ronaldo is a supermachine.

I know which one I would jerk off to.

And by "would" I mean "am". Which becomes I am jer-

you get it.

HNngggg

[Joska]

Last week

[iabs]

the Barca fanbase from 08 onward and the Messi cult is probably the cringest in all of sports...

[Rebounds45]

Oh look, the only two players from the current era on that list are CR7 and Messi. That's like comparing NBA players to Bill Russell.

I don't get it. You don't have to bury CR7 at every chance just to put Messi over.

[JimFromRaleigh1]

If Lukaku was white and english, the media would be jizzing their pants. Instead they focus on Kane and a washed up Rooney fcuking LMAO.

Lettuce be cereal, UK media is racist as ****.

[Crease1234]

If Lukaku was white and english, the media would be jizzing their pants. Instead they focus on Kane and a washed up Rooney fcuking LMAO.

Lettuce be cereal, UK media is racist as ****.

Wut? The main problem with Lukaku is consistency. He will score a bunch of goals against good teams, and then blank against weaker ones. You make it sound like the media is not praising Lukaku to the heavens for the sole reason because he's black. The media had no problem going crazy over Henry and Drogba and Yorke, so stop trying to bring race into things that have nothing to do with it.

The reason why Rooney and Kane got so much attention is because....wait for it...they are ENGLISH. This is ENGLISH premier league after all, so is it a surprise if the english players get more media spotlight than those that are not?