Mom and step-dad went to a family friends party and my mom got tipsy and saw this cute girl (according to her) and showed her my pic and told her about me and she called me and put the girl on the phone, we talked for like 5 minutes and she gave me her number. I don't even know how to feel right now lol..
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09-12-2015, 08:39 PM #1Got it Memorized?
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Mom hooked me up with a girl
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09-12-2015, 08:41 PM #2
did you talk like it was a job interview? cuz i think thats how it might be in a situation like that... How did it go tho? did you setup a date? does she know what you look like?
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09-12-2015, 08:42 PM #3Zipper Suited Sun God
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pics of step dad?
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09-12-2015, 08:42 PM #4Got it Memorized?
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i mean i played it cool, i talked smooth and all that (no stuttering or saying anything stupid) and she actually sounded cute.Originally Posted by BrahPlease
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09-12-2015, 08:42 PM #5Kobe The GOATBE
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Well sh**, what are we waiting for? Let's get to texting this chick! Give her the D....it's what your mom wants.
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09-12-2015, 08:43 PM #6This too shall pass
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Your mom has a strong pimp game.
Don't ask memcop if he is a 16 year old girl.
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09-12-2015, 08:44 PM #7Got it Memorized?
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texted her saying hey. just feels weird because i didn't earn it.. but on the plus side my mom and spanish and spanish women are picky with looks so i hope this girl is as pretty as my mom said she is.Originally Posted by YIAMSOMEBODY
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09-12-2015, 08:44 PM #8Registered Horse
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inb4 some prepubescent miscer in a wig trying to catfish op for noods
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How did a feeling so strong..
..end up just feeling so wrong?
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09-12-2015, 08:47 PM #9Got it Memorized?
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oh fukkkkk, she texted back with the "heyyyy" smiley face lmaoo this cant be happening
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09-12-2015, 08:48 PM #10Kobe The GOATBE
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What did she say?Originally Posted by Succeeded
Oh yeah, pics of mom?
Edit: Tell her, Lol, I have to apologize for my mom. On the flipside, for her to do that, she must think you're very pretty. How about I see what she saw?""ERMUHGAWD Crew"
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09-12-2015, 08:49 PM #11Not a Chad
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tell her h,h,hey too
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09-12-2015, 08:51 PM #12Got it Memorized?
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Sorry brah, my moms taken liam neeson style. Idk yet, i gave my mom a swole pic of me to show the girl.Originally Posted by YIAMSOMEBODY
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09-12-2015, 08:51 PM #13Hoc Defendemus
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In for pics of mom and sloot
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09-12-2015, 08:52 PM #14Rookie of the year
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She's a great person! She doesn't even care about looks after seeing your pic. It's a once in a lifetime chance for you. You better treat her well.
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09-12-2015, 08:52 PM #15Got it Memorized?
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Ohhhh your good bro. Sending it now.Originally Posted by YIAMSOMEBODY
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Got it Memorized?Originally Posted by Succeeded
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09-12-2015, 08:52 PM #17Registered User
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in for blackjesus to carry the text game
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09-12-2015, 08:53 PM #18Registered User
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plz give me the recordings i want to learn how to talk to girls
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09-12-2015, 08:53 PM #19lolOriginally Posted by Succeeded
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09-12-2015, 08:53 PM #20Registered User
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Bro its ur mom trying to score dic pics she just got some girl to talk to you on the phone now shes texting you from a burner stay safe *******
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09-12-2015, 08:55 PM #21swole penor brah
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Your mom wants to get your d*ck wet brah
She's vicariously f*cking you through another girl
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LMAO i love itOriginally Posted by yusufamir
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09-12-2015, 08:57 PM #23Got it Memorized?
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Originally Posted by ALLUCANEATRIBS
Originally Posted by yusufamir
Originally Posted by malakaneekeeniz
LMFAO this is why i fuking miscPraise Lord Trump!
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in on bj thread
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09-12-2015, 09:00 PM #27Kobe The GOATBE
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Originally Posted by malakaneekeeniz
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09-12-2015, 09:01 PM #28Registered User
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Posting now, hold up.Originally Posted by GoalBrah
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