World's first head transplant operation set for 2017.

[miscisBETA]

In all seriousness, this is basically legally assisted suicide.

It's pretty cool they are trying it but to perfect it, you probably need to wipe ethics off the board and try it a few hundred times.

[2Gainz]

Yeah didn't they say they were going to do this this year, but it turned out to be a hoax?

[DasNasty]

Head/Off, starring Nicholas Cage and John Travolta coming in 2018.

lol'd. whale done

[sdshakal]

wouldn't this be a body transplant ?

This...

[jazi]

[Eandretta96]

its just tubes bro

Not in the a.m bro fukin please.

[AirWar]

It's just tubes brahs?? Lol I do this all time, good for 10/10 aesthetics and when u start balding.

[gabrielsyler]

Since his head is going to reject the body and he'd be dead in 24 hours, he should get a 10/10 hbb body transplant. Can't think of a better way to go out.

[Masterbetaa]

finally heading in the right direction

[CraztheBear]

Brb getting a sex change to become an incredibly attractive woman, going to Henry Cavill, kidnapping him and feeding his body growth hormone so he will become seven feet tall (so taller than me), then wiping his memory with drugs and then seducing him (needs to be taller than me first) and persuading him to get a 'head donor' card naming me as a possible recipient, then secretly murdering him (body only) and getting a sex change back into a man and scarring my face and **** then persuading doctor to allow me to have Henry's transplaneted head (seduction may be necessary), then I have Henry Cavill's head (maximum facial aesthetics) then all I need to do is get ripped and I can have any woman I want (presuming I can get my dick back).

[Mr.Bill]

Wait... Where are they going to find a donor body? Usually fatal head injuries include all sorts of other bodily injury so unless someone gets shot in the head in front of the hospital so they can keep the body viable I have no idea how this would even kick off.

inb4 I'm missing something obvious.

[Unfinishedsenta]

Didn't they do this on a monkey back in the 50's?

Anyway insecure manlets are head over heels at this news.

[Jabroni89]

Fuk transplanting the head onto a donor body, The technology has to exist to build a mechanical spider body to transplant that **** onto or something.

[phikappa]

The article doesn't say anything about the donor body. For all we know, it could be a woman. He's Russian, so it will probably be a 300lb, 5'2", 60yo grandma from some rural community.

Stay safe rusky bro.

[Jibt3ch]

Bump for more lulzy replies about solving balding, acquiring facial aesthetics and fixing your eyes that are to far apart.

[VabaX]

...that's a body transplant...

[VabaX]

In all seriousness, this is basically legally assisted suicide.

It's pretty cool they are trying it but to perfect it, you probably need to wipe ethics off the board and try it a few hundred times.

that's the only way to ever learn about how to do this sort of thing.

[srom12]

INB4 actual sex changes are possible.

[21Classic]

Serious Q, are they going to just split his head off in halves, and have his brain connected to his brain step and spinal cord going back into his body, floating on a plate?

And then put the two halves of a new head around the brain sort of like 2 halves of a watermelon shell.


That actually makes alot of sense, I dont see how it wouldnt work, but I also didnt stay in a Holiday Inn last night

[DotheDew563]

I remember hearing about this, i'm surprised they're actually gonna go through with it. I hope it works, but I highly doubt it.

[KiloSqauts]

The real question is when will I be able to get Tyrone's cawk sewn on to my body?

[d3fc0n]

Why transplant the entire head when it's all about the face?

[Glitch]

why not just transfer is head with his cord then you don't have to cut it