i bet i'm the unhealthiest person here

[inkie77]

1. prostate issues
2. chronic pain
3. high blood pressure
4. hypoglycemia
5. swollen muscles in back
6. nausea
7. anxiety disorder
8. insomnia

[ChiBearsfan]

Flaojacko

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[Tune5k]

ya you should get that checked out

[Pennzoil22]

nop

[inkie77]

ya you should get that checked out

I see a dr once a month

gives me pain killers usually

[sockitume]

Yeah but do you wear a loin cloth rather than pants? I don't think so.

[so-tex]

Yeah but do you wear a loin cloth rather than pants? I don't think so.

Probably wears pants. A loin cloth would solve those problems.

[doughnutgut]

Betcha I am the laziest.





I am that lazy. I can't even be bothered to give you advice.

[DuracellBunny]

You forgot
9. Whiny b|tch

[mtpockets]

1. prostate issues
2. chronic pain
3. high blood pressure
4. hypoglycemia
5. swollen muscles in back
6. nausea
7. anxiety disorder
8. insomnia

Stop whining, There is another poster here who's jeans won't fit and you're complaining?

[Fishman15]

1. prostate issues
2. chronic pain
3. high blood pressure
4. hypoglycemia
5. swollen muscles in back
6. nausea
7. anxiety disorder
8. insomnia

You think you got probs op? I once had my buddy's girlfriend walk in on me after I de-robed from swimming. The water was cold and you know there was...significant shrinkage. Now she thinks "that" was me and I'm worried she may talk to my new girlfriend whom I have not slept with yet. My reputation is ruined...oh the horror!

[mtpockets]

You think you got probs op? I once had my buddy's girlfriend walk in on me after I de-robed from swimming. The water was cold and you know there was...significant shrinkage. Now she thinks "that" was me and I'm worried she may talk to my new girlfriend whom I have not slept with yet. My reputation is ruined...oh the horror!

Had you gotten arrested for indecent exposure, the newspaper headlines could have read.

Man arrested for indecent exposure, has case tossed due to lack of evidence.

even more horror.

[Brackneyc]

You think you got probs op? I once had my buddy's girlfriend walk in on me after I de-robed from swimming. The water was cold and you know there was...significant shrinkage. Now she thinks "that" was me and I'm worried she may talk to my new girlfriend whom I have not slept with yet. My reputation is ruined...oh the horror!

You should have asked her for some gum.

Suddenly I want a Hampton tomato. You can eat them like apples.

Sadly, they never really took off as a hand fruit.

[Fishman15]

You should have asked her for some gum.

Suddenly I want a Hampton tomato. You can eat them like apples.

Sadly, they never really took off as a hand fruit.

So did you see Jane topless?

[crupiea]

Your problem is you have let doctors control your thinking.

Its the old flat tire syndrome.

Guy says, hey is that tire low on air. you look at it and think maybe it is.

drives you nuts from then on thinking its always low.

there was nothing wrong with the tire to start, he just planted the seed.

[Brackneyc]

So did you see Jane topless?

Well, when you went for the tomatoes she lied out topless.

[Mark1T]

OP, did you lose your riefcase, too?

[Xscoot]

I doubt it. Statistically a few in here have either a brain tumour or liver cancer and don't know it yet. Swollen muscles in their back would not be of concern to them.

[Fishman15]

Well, when you went for the tomatoes she lied out topless.

You mean face down on her chest...right?

[SerenaFisher]

So I skim the regular boards and it's full of "brahs" funny I always called them "bras" so I decided despite being nearly 32 and not 35 this board may yield some more interesting banter. Instead I find a "tea and sympathy" post, too much free time? I think so.

I do give props to the over 35 crowd, reading your posts does not give me a headache brahs. If it did, I'd certainly avoid posting about it; no worries.

[Brackneyc]

So I skim the regular boards and it's full of "brahs" funny I always called them "bras" so I decided despite being nearly 32 and not 35 this board may yield some more interesting banter. Instead I find a "tea and sympathy" post, too much free time? I think so.

I do give props to the over 35 crowd, reading your posts does not give me a headache brahs. If it did, I'd certainly avoid posting about it; no worries.

Ok.