Most perverted thing youve done in your life?

[AtomicVeggie]

- age 16
- dumb koont kid lives down the street talkin mad chit earlier in the day
- just finished the GOAT refreshment

- great idea pops into my head that i should fuk wit diz little ******* from down the road
- proceed to take a giant chit in said slurpee cup

- walk down to the kids house
- throw that chit as hard as i could

dead

[Devine88]

Go to a Christian middle school where every kid is a pious snitch.
8th grade trip to Washingon DC and New York.
GF jerking me off on bus.
Girl sitting across from us notices and watches.
I'm afraid she is going to tell.
She starts to get horny, face gets red, stares intently, licks her lips.
Whip my junk out and GF jerks me in plain view of this girl.
Girl starts rubbing herself.
She watches the money shot and everything.

Keep in mind we are like 13.

Later on the same trip my GF sneaks into my hotel room
She sucks me off.
I would've banged her but she wasn't a virgin and that was a deal breaker when I was 13.

[JohanXDash]

fapped on work, at my coworkers desk to tumblr porn

[CdtCox]

When I was 12-13ish, two or three times I paddle my kayak out into the middle of the river(5 mile wide river) and beat it.

[DonkoCL]

- age 16
- dumb koont kid lives down the street talkin mad chit earlier in the day
- just finished the goat refreshment
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- great idea pops into my head that i should fuk wit diz little ******* from down the road
- proceed to take a giant chit in said slurpee cup
[img]http://i.imgur.com/bdntdtz.png[/ig]
- walk down to the kids house
- throw that chit as hard as i could
[img]http://i.imgur.com/tamvuf0.png[/ig]
[img]http://i.imgur.com/bueftab.png[/im]

fkin lol

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[sydney_boy]

at a mates 21st, urinated in a beer jug and placed it back on one of the tables.

Watched a guy pour himself a 'beer' and take a sip. Im still laughing about it now.

The look on his face was hilarious. lol.

[CampingBruh]

1)I used to have this hot 8/10 babysitter back when I was 10 years old and she used to tease the shyt out of me. She would wave at my parents when they would drive off, and after that she immediately would run back inside changed into something more comfortable, usually short shorts. I'd get kisses from her all the time on the top of my head, and at some point I thought it would be cool to touch her butt, because she thought it was cute I just went with it.

I decided to really mess with her one night, and while she was getting her shower, I tried to sneak in and take her change of clothes. I thought I could do it quietly, but the second I opened the door she heard me. I took her towel and clothes anyway and bolted, and for like a good 45 minutes she was chasing me around the house butt naked. I couldnt stop laughing.

2)Another time when I went up to indiana to see family, me and my cousin alex were driving golf carts at night when all of a sudden we started hearing noises come from the barn. It turns out his sister was having sex with her boyfriend in there. I dont know why, but he and I came up with the awesome idea of making animal noises. They couldnt see us because it was dark, but right when we started they paused and was like wtf was that? He and I were trying so hard not to laugh, and kept making the animal noises louder. I think they eventually figured out it was us because alex fukking coughed when he made the cow noise, but man was his sister pissed. lols were had.



3) Third story is when I spent the night at the neighbor girls house. Back story, my dad and hers were college buddies, so I known her my whole life. She was cute, both of us kinda had crushes on each other, and our families would tease us about it. Kinda like this.



I was upstair with her one day and we were playing around with her barbie dolls. Back when girls played with dolls. I started digging through her closet for whatever reason and found her "collection". It was a box of naked ken dolls. lol I said WHAT ARE THOSE and she got pissed and started hitting me telling me to put them back. I teased her about it a few minutes, then put them back and said "okay Ill keep it a secret". Later that night, she and I got the box back out and started role playing with them.

4)That same girl from above would also sneak out with me 3-4 nights a week and we would go have sex in her treehouse. The nice thing was, on my way back home I could always grab an orange as a snack since we both lived next to a grove.

[Ratfish]

feel good story of the thread, campingbruh

[mrjolly2323]

Was in 7th grade on late bus home. I was the only one on the bus and sat in the last seat in the back of the bus. I was bored/horny so I started rubbing my 4 inch cawk. So im going at it like a dog when the bus driver(an ugly lady in her mid 40s) starts talking to me. I try to talk normal, while actually my voice was shaky as hell. She's going on about something and then I blow my load all over the seat and the back of the seat in front of me. Im trying to answer her question while I let out a loud ahhh moaning sound. She immediately stopped talking to me lmao.

[SweatyBuilder]

Jerked it in class
Finished in mom+sisters panties
Came in hot teacher's drink

Now that I look back, it was fukin' gross. I think it was a phase.

EDIT: Also sucked myself off and rubbed my self in chit at one point and also ate my cum. I used to be fukin gross.

[mexicanmiscer]

Convinced an ex gf to let me jerk off on her while we were in line at Disney world... Greatest amount of fear/hnng I've ever had.

Had to deal with the chaff from a dry rub later, aswell as the fear of becoming a convicted child predator...... Still worth it.

[illesBKLYN]

Convinced an ex gf to let me jerk off on her while we were in line at Disney world... Greatest amount of fear/hnng I've ever had.

Had to deal with the chaff from a dry rub later, aswell as the fear of becoming a convicted child predator...... Still worth it.

strong username to post

no racist

[jbball92]

not me but my best friend,

when he was like 12 he was a giant *******, borderline sociopath really, at his birthday parties everyone would always fukk with the first one to fall asleep, shaving cream on hand, hand in hot water, etc.

well one year he got the brilliant idea to save some of his dogs piss in a water bottle (wtf i know, so he held it under his dogs dick while it was pissing), and put the bottle of piss under his bed and left it there for a year, fast forward to his 13th bday party, fat kid falls asleep first, he squirts the year old dog piss on the guys face, it drips down into the dudes mouth, and literally the entire house (like 2500 sq ft) smells absolutely terrible, probably worst thing ive ever smelled.

[BRANDERSS]

Topped myself last night for the lawls, gf came over on her period.




Decided we are gonna do it anyway and half way I touched her parts unknown then painted my face like the ultimate warrior. Started hitting doggy and reached up to the ceiling fan and pulled the light on. She looked back seeing my alpha face paint and I started grunting telling her warrior blood runs through theses veins.



She told me to stop then she went home lol what a *******.

[jiujitsubro]

I think some of these are fake how the fuk do you get jerked or jerk off in front a bunch of people without them noticing, not talking about office or working brahs but in a crowd of people wtf. Explain.

[6thAccountBrah]

I think some of these are fake how the fuk do you get jerked or jerk off in front a bunch of people without them noticing, not talking about office or working brahs but in a crowd of people wtf. Explain.

i have jerked off twice in school 100% srs, i was like 13-14 and kind of did it through my pants

[chrismophat]

humped cousin's teddy bear until jizzed. for the record was 8

[xvicknumber7x]

holy fuucking ****, this thread is amazing.

[MrGreenTea]

Topped myself last night for the lawls, gf came over on her period.




Decided we are gonna do it anyway and half way I touched her parts unknown then painted my face like the ultimate warrior. Started hitting doggy and reached up to the ceiling fan and pulled the light on. She looked back seeing my alpha face paint and I started grunting telling her warrior blood runs through theses veins.



She told me to stop then she went home lol what a *******.

[GravityLee]

When I was like 10 I hid under the sink in the bathroom knowing a girl who was a family friend (11) was about to take a shower. I peeked thru the crack in the doors giving me direct view of the shower.

Ho lee chit strong

Did u jerk to it later

[ZyraThornrise]

Topped myself last night for the lawls, gf came over on her period.




Decided we are gonna do it anyway and half way I touched her parts unknown then painted my face like the ultimate warrior. Started hitting doggy and reached up to the ceiling fan and pulled the light on. She looked back seeing my alpha face paint and I started grunting telling her warrior blood runs through theses veins.



She told me to stop then she went home lol what a *******.

I would have lost it if my boyfriend did something like this.

So groce.

[GravityLee]

Used to have an online sloot gf and we would have phone sex sometimes. One time I knew she was getting ****ed while I was on the phone and I pretended to not know and fapped

Prince dat u bro

Lets go crazy

[LateShow]

I've gone down on multiple girls only to learn afterwards that they were on their period.

As a child my neighbor never used to wear underwear, so I would always find weird positions to lay in to get a look up her shorts. I was in 3rd grade, she was in 1st grade...

I once lifted up my sisters dress in church because I thought it would be funny. I was probably 8 and she was 13.

I've been caught masturbating by almost everyone in my family and my roommates.

Umm let's see, anything else...

Oh yeah, I've also taken creep shots of girls to beat off to.
Like: at the gym
At the beach/pool
Passed out in my bed
Sleeping on the couch
At the mall

You know, normal stuff by this thread's standards.

[jerkeife]

Da fuq y'all.

[ZyraThornrise]

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Now we wait

Bahahahahaha

Wrapped

[BRANDERSS]

Bahahahahaha

Wrapped

Thus ending the story of Bloody Mary.

[dougefresh93]

Bahahahahaha

Wrapped

i almost pissed myself... i needed you.

[RyzoBrah]

this whole thread

[jcrue11]

Thus ending the story of Bloody Mary.

Lol you cheeky kunt.

[AdamDTX]

when i was like 12-14 years old AOL chatrooms were the ****

i'd go into lesbian chat rooms posing as a chick looking for phone sex, I had fake pics, I knew the answers to the questions they would ask to determine if I was a real chick or not.. Like pantihose size and chit. I found this out by doing the same thing to other chicks lol

So we would call each other. I would talk in a female voice and have phone sex with these women. I literally had a few regulars I would always talk to.