Most perverted thing youve done in your life?

[Skeletor666]

humped cousin's teddy bear until jizzed. for the record was 8

yeah cause 8 year old have already gone through puberty and are able to jizz.. fukkin frauder. why lie to a bunch of rands on the internet, about something so fukking weird.

[Unfinishedsenta]

What's up with you white brahs and panties?

Fapped to the thought of my cousin many, many times. (long story bout this)
attempted to and succeeded in copping feels on my cousin
I have a hot cousin who didn't know we were cousins and use to sit on my lap n chit cuz she liked me but then she found out we were cousins (2nd I think) but I enjoyed it a lot lol the thing is I knew we were cousins.

strong similarities to my story except we both knew we were 2nd cousins, she would sit in my lap or rub her hands on my thighs all the time, she made sure I knew whenever she was gonna take a shower and she'd always end up needing to use the bathroom while I was showering even caught her sneaking a peek at me. And she would always call me to go in the pool with her and she only ever wore white tshirts when we were in the pool, the best part about it is that she was hot as fuk, all my m8 wanted me to hook them up with her. Fapped to her on numerous occasions but I always felt bad afterwards.

I also have this hnngggg milf neighbor that always washed her car in short shorts and a white tshirt without a bra I used to pretend I was playing soccer every time she washed that car then go inside and fap, best tits I've seen irl to this day, I have an erect nipple fetish because of her. There is also another neighbor that never seemed to wear bras and I used to imaging walking in on the both of them doing lesbo stuff and have some of the most glorious faps possible.

[jizzfarmer]

this is why I misc

[casherr]

yeah cause 8 year old have already gone through puberty and are able to jizz.. fukkin frauder. why lie to a bunch of rands on the internet, about something so fukking weird.

Only on the misc.

[GeenoForreal]

had a coworker sick my dink on the otherside of a cubicle wall from someone.

waited till that person left then smashed, right at her desk.

[BRANDERSS]

Ayyyy lmao

[MrGreenTea]

[img]http://i.imgur.com/vyk7d7F.png[img]


Ayyyy lmao

say yes and show up with full Ultimate Warrior face paint

[LateShow]

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Ayyyy lmao

Any chance you want to repeat your shenanigans, but switch the activities to the other hole?
Brown Mary?

[FitnessBlue]

forgot to add, I tried to suck my own cawk on several occasions when I was a kid. I think even before fapping and busting nuts. I was flexible enough at one point to extend my tongue all the way to my mushroom tip and barely touch it. It was not worth all the bending and flexing, I had to have a full bonrar and do some stretches beforehand to be successful. The pain from stretching down outweighed any potential pleasure. i didnt feel anything.

Totally lol'd cause I share dat feel.

[GeenoForreal]

when i was like 12-14 years old AOL chatrooms were the ****

i'd go into lesbian chat rooms posing as a chick looking for phone sex, I had fake pics, I knew the answers to the questions they would ask to determine if I was a real chick or not.. Like pantihose size and chit. I found this out by doing the same thing to other chicks lol

So we would call each other. I would talk in a female voice and have phone sex with these women. I literally had a few regulars I would always talk to.

fkin lol u cheeky kent

[hairlineofpeace]

In europe they have regular magazines and some of the articles would have naked women in them so whenever my grandma went overseas she would buy the mags there to read on the plane or some chit and would end up bringing them back here. Well I was like 11/12 when I found this out and I would sneak into her room when she was out of the house and fap to the women in her room. First woman I fapped to was out of those magazines was Pamela Anderson ill never forget.

My father is a biker and I would fap furiously to pictures of topless women in the bike magazines when I was 11.

[littleterrio]

went to shower, put the mirror from the wall and putted it on the ground, lubed up a drumstick i stood above the mirror and putted the drumstick up my ass, all live on the mirror with my own eyes lol

[yochrisss]

wtf guys

when i was younger when i slept over a friends house he sister left some of her panties and bra in the bathroom i would sniff them

[JACrawford]

went to shower, put the mirror from the wall and putted it on the ground, lubed up a drumstick i stood above the mirror and putted the drumstick up my ass, all live on the mirror with my own eyes lol

and on that note...

[BennyJr169]

[img]http://i.imgur.com/svIz2n8.png[img]

Now we wait


I was gonna break up with her anyway started dating last month and recently found out her ex was black.

So you're admitting to having a small dink or being racist?

[YUL]

BB anal'ed a milf and saw tiny pieces of sh!t on my dick after. Almost fainted lol

[deepfat]

Current gf is into incest fantasy. I don't feel so bad after reading some of these.

[jiujitsubro]

BB anal'ed a milf and saw tiny pieces of sh!t on my dick after. Almost fainted lol

done this, first time trying anal with asian fwb. It was dark and asked her to suk my cok after she climaxed she was going to but then used her phone to put light on my junk. Can confirm tiny bits of chocolate all up on my chit. Turned me off from anal.

[EarlA]

when i was like 12-14 years old AOL chatrooms were the ****

i'd go into lesbian chat rooms posing as a chick looking for phone sex, I had fake pics, I knew the answers to the questions they would ask to determine if I was a real chick or not.. Like pantihose size and chit. I found this out by doing the same thing to other chicks lol

So we would call each other. I would talk in a female voice and have phone sex with these women. I literally had a few regulars I would always talk to.

I've done this too. We may have spoke before.

[KazBrah]

Those white bullet things are for yeast infections, not kidney infections.

[casherr]

Went to a petting zoo for kids once.
Was a chitty rainy day and had a dry streak for a while.
No one was there.

Saw this baby calf and fed it some bread.
He kept licking the crums off my hand and for some reason i just got a raging boner.
I had seen vids before of it before so i looked around and no one in sight.
I opened my zipper and took out my dink.
That damn calf sucked it hard af and deepthroated it no problem.
I could barely last 2 minutes before i jizzed all over, which it swallowed ofcourse.
Best blowjob of my life (srs)
Felt kind of weird afterwards tho and kinda panicked in case i would get caught,
so i got the fuk out of there and never tried it again.

[KazBrah]

Went to a petting zoo for kids once.
Was a chitty rainy day and had a dry streak for a while.
No one was there.

Saw this baby calf and fed it some bread.
He kept licking the crums off my hand and for some reason i just got a raging boner.
I had seen vids before of it before so i looked around and no one in sight.
I opened my zipper and took out my dink.
That damn calf sucked it hard af and deepthroated it no problem.
I could barely last 2 minutes before i jizzed all over, which it swallowed ofcourse.
Best blowjob of my life (srs)
Felt kind of weird afterwards tho and kinda panicked in case i would get caught,
so i got the fuk out of there and never tried it again.

[Jeeter]

BB anal'ed a milf and saw tiny pieces of sh!t on my dick after. Almost fainted lol

talkin filets with the truffle butter

[CherryPopinski]

I really wish I hadn't found internet porn when I was younger, I used to have that adolescent sex drive of the gods. Used to get such a rush from fapping that my heart would race and I didn't know what to do with myself. Doesn't happen anymore.

Anyways, I have a lot of dark stories that I'll take to the grave with me but I fapped to one my cousins pictures when I was 15. Felt pretty bad afterwards.

[Gainzzz]

there used to be a thread like this from 2011 when the misc was full of real sick fuks. funniest thread i've ever read.

[YUL]

done this, first time trying anal with asian fwb. It was dark and asked her to suk my cok after she climaxed she was going to but then used her phone to put light on my junk. Can confirm tiny bits of chocolate all up on my chit. Turned me off from anal.

chocolate chip dick

[jiujitsubro]

chocolate chip dick

dick dipped in chocolate fondue checking in

[CommanderVenus]

Went to a petting zoo for kids once.
Was a chitty rainy day and had a dry streak for a while.
No one was there.

Saw this baby calf and fed it some bread.
He kept licking the crums off my hand and for some reason i just got a raging boner.
I had seen vids before of it before so i looked around and no one in sight.
I opened my zipper and took out my dink.
That damn calf sucked it hard af and deepthroated it no problem.
I could barely last 2 minutes before i jizzed all over, which it swallowed ofcourse.
Best blowjob of my life (srs)
Felt kind of weird afterwards tho and kinda panicked in case i would get caught,
so i got the fuk out of there and never tried it again.

wat

[angrygentlemen]

For me the worst thing I've done in my life is also the most perverted.

I had sex with my aunt. Fathers sister. I pretended it was a drunken accident, for her it legitimately was a drunken accident. But the truth is I planned the whole thing out and it worked.

Nobody knows, she's still married to the father of their kids and it hasn't happened again since.

[nine151]

Honestly never lolled so hard from a gif before, well done