we confess terrible things about ourselves

**Username12356** · 07-22-2015, 01:39 AM

Originally Posted by TimelyBear

I actually have a strong sense of humor, I just don't appreciate you constantly badgering me when I clearly state I'm not going to answer such a dumb question.

Move along sir.

What an absolute phuckwit you are.

**rubyharo** · 07-22-2015, 01:40 AM

Originally Posted by EatnCleans

So, what kinda sick stuff do you do now to get your kicks?

I had a boyfriend until recently so that pretty much occupied me, I do have raging hormones due to my age but I can control it if I want to, by drawing, composing music, play music, workout, work, movies by myself, lame i know, anime, crafts, taking care of my dog, reading. Sometimes I do not feel like controlling it, but I wouldn't say its sick cuz I'm a wet blanket now. *Ba dum tss.*

Also in out b4 this turns into a gay orgy between you 3, not about that life, peace.

**TimelyBear** · 07-22-2015, 01:40 AM

Originally Posted by Username12356

What an absolute phuckwit you are.

Excuse me?

**Username12356** · 07-22-2015, 01:41 AM

Originally Posted by TimelyBear

Excuse me?

What an absolute phuckwit you are.

**TimelyBear** · 07-22-2015, 01:42 AM

Originally Posted by Username12356

What an absolute phuckwit you are.

/ignored.

**EatnCleans** · 07-22-2015, 01:42 AM

Originally Posted by rubyharo

I had a boyfriend until recently so that pretty much occupied me, I do have raging hormones due to my age but I can control it if I want to, by drawing, composing music, play music, workout, work, movies by myself, lame i know, anime, crafts, taking care of my dog, reading. Sometimes I do not feel like controlling it, but I wouldn't say its sick I'm a wet blanket now. *Ba dum tss.*

Also in out b4 this turns into a gay orgy between you 3, not about that life, peace.

I was kinda starting to like you...welp, I guess that's that.

**EatnCleans** · 07-22-2015, 01:43 AM

Originally Posted by TimelyBear

I actually have a strong sense of humor, I just don't appreciate you constantly badgering me when I clearly state I'm not going to answer such a dumb question.

Move along sir.

You tried the Misc, it's just not for you fella.

Hope you enjoyed your visit, safe travels now.

Move along Sir.

**TimelyBear** · 07-22-2015, 01:45 AM

Originally Posted by EatnCleans

You tried the Misc, it's just not for you fella.

Hope you enjoyed your visit, safe travels now.

Move along Sir.

I actually enjoy the misc very much, I just refuse to entertain low IQ posters such as yourself.

Godspeed to you.

**Ravishing_Rick** · 07-22-2015, 01:45 AM

Originally Posted by ExtinctionOG

Tried summoning a demon to sell my soul in exchange for pussy when I was 14. Srs.

When that didn't work I tried summoning a succubus to get some demon poocy.

Didn't work either. feelsbadman.jpg

try sleep paralysis

**EatnCleans** · 07-22-2015, 01:48 AM

Originally Posted by TimelyBear

I actually enjoy the misc very much, I just refuse to entertain low IQ posters such as yourself.

Godspeed to you.

Your a hoot <3

**TimelyBear** · 07-22-2015, 01:49 AM

Originally Posted by EatnCleans

Your a hoot <3

don't care what that means, not going to bother googling it either.

Stop responding to me.

**EatnCleans** · 07-22-2015, 01:50 AM

Originally Posted by TimelyBear

don't care what that means, not going to bother googling it either.

Stop responding to me.

you are now a confirmed potato.

hoot

hoot

hooot

**mrzeusone** · 07-22-2015, 01:50 AM

I avoid sex as I was, still am minimally, a cutter. Scars all over my manhood.

**Ravishing_Rick** · 07-22-2015, 01:51 AM

Originally Posted by mrzeusone

Scars all over my manhood.

wtf?

**Username12356** · 07-22-2015, 01:54 AM

I got a scar on my dick. Know them feels.

Edit* Didnt try to cut my dink off, just masturbated ferociously

**EatnCleans** · 07-22-2015, 01:54 AM

Originally Posted by mrzeusone

I avoid sex as I was, still am minimally, a cutter. Scars all over my manhood.

Y you do dis to the manhoods?

Y??

**TimelyBear** · 07-22-2015, 01:55 AM

Originally Posted by mrzeusone

I avoid sex as I was, still am minimally, a cutter. Scars all over my manhood.

Some girls like crazy **** like that FYI.

I remember I had a crush on a girl in highschool and I tried to dress and act like all the cool kids (hip hop style) and I talked to her as much as I possibly could when I got the chance, turns out the reason it never went anywhere is because she was into crazy guys.... she ended up falling in love with and ****ing some rocker dude.

Me and a few buddies went to his house one time because his brother sold us weed, the dudes room was full of skulls and metal music posters and ****.

This is how I learned..... even hot normal looking girls would **** wierd dudes.

I'm pretty sure if you just act confident and play a ****in guitar some bitch would lick and suck on every scar you have.

**mrzeusone** · 07-22-2015, 01:57 AM

Originally Posted by Ravishing_Rick

wtf?

Yes, it is worthy of a "wtf?".

Originally Posted by EatnCleans

Y you do dis to the manhoods?

Y??

Psych says it's due to being raped as a child.

**InchoateVision** · 07-22-2015, 02:01 AM

Originally Posted by ExtinctionOG

Tried summoning a demon to sell my soul in exchange for pussy when I was 14. Srs.

When that didn't work I tried summoning a succubus to get some demon poocy.

Didn't work either. feelsbadman.jpg

I laughed harder than I probably should have.

**SoberToaster** · 07-22-2015, 02:02 AM

Originally Posted by Stynieke

strong beg for reps with your halfassed masturbation stories lol

yea... the people want FULLassed masturbation stories!

**Bentley41** · 07-22-2015, 02:03 AM

In 8th grade I had a girl that I was sexting, wood get pics and ignore her afterwards. She told me she was a cutter and I was like wtf (never saw scars or anything) I told her to have a drink or something, but just NOT cut herself. So she drank a bottle of vodka and had to get her stomache pumped. I had no clue that she would go that far and I felt so bad. I think I eventually got her moms number and told her what was going on ( not the sexting or that I told her to drink, but the cutting). I didn't even remember this tel you guys were talking about cutting. She's doing well now, I don't talk to her anymore. Never even met her in real life... Huh kinda weird now that I think about it, she coulda died or some ****...

**EatnCleans** · 07-22-2015, 02:04 AM

Originally Posted by mrzeusone

Yes, it is worthy of a "wtf?".

Psych says it's due to being raped as a child.

Oh

**EoR** · 07-22-2015, 02:06 AM

I procrastinate too much, especially in avenues where I am exceptionally skilled. I just sometimes fall short of motivation, and when I do something about it I then kick myself for not doing it earlier. But then I repeat the same process, fully knowing what will happen, but still not giving a fuk.

**FightingBlood** · 07-22-2015, 02:15 AM

Same here man, I have no idea why I do this lol

**Minxgal86** · 07-22-2015, 03:33 AM

I like

**Username12356** · 07-22-2015, 03:36 AM

Originally Posted by Minxgal86

I like

..

Y=I bet

**NevaLiftHeavy** · 07-22-2015, 03:42 AM

Originally Posted by Minxgal86

I like .

You're ugly all you will tease is gay dudes

**pollywogpriest** · 07-22-2015, 03:56 AM

i'm a ****ing shyt person and hate myself, srs.

**PervedOut** · 07-22-2015, 04:02 AM

Originally Posted by Minxgal86

I like

elaborate on "tease"

**Minxgal86** · 07-22-2015, 04:23 AM

Originally Posted by PervedOut

elaborate

Meh.

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