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i like 3 Dave Matthew songs
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I cheated on an IQ test in the 4th grade.
They were astounded by my score and tried to send me to a special school.
I told them I didn't want to go to school with abnormal kids, and liked my friends and they let em stay in my school.
In the reading comprehension section you were supposed to read the passage and turn the page to answer the questions without looking.
I just looked at the previous page for every answer I couldn't remember.
In 8th grade my math teacher accused me of cheating because I never wrote down my work and always had the right answers.
She brought my parents in and told them it was not possible, because she had been teaching for over 25 years and never encountered a kid that could do that.
I acted confused and said I didn't know what she was talking about.
Honestly I usually did the problems in my head but when I couldn't get the answer I would look at the kid's test next to me.
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07-21-2015, 03:59 PM #29
- put a gun to some sloot's face when she said she would sue me because i punched her a little too hard
that's the reason i'll NEVER drink alcohol again, i'll never forgive myself for that*got a blowjob from a tranny crew*
*got a blowjob from a hermafrodite crew*
*first girl i dated was actually a hermafrodite crew (see crew #2) *
*gave up on sex for a year due to psychological sexual disorders *
*trying to be a normal person by dating an actual girl crew*
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07-21-2015, 04:00 PM #30
Where do I begin, my lords and ladies? I am a vile man, I confess it. My crimes and sins are beyond counting. I have lied and cheated, gambled and whored. I'm not particularly good at violence, but I'm good at convincing others to do violence for me. You want specifics, I suppose. When I was seven, I saw a servant girl bathing in the river. I stole her robe and she was forced to return to the castle naked and in tears. I close my eyes, but I can still see her teddies bouncing...
When I was ten, I stuffed my uncle's boots with goat chit. When confronted with my crime, I blamed a squire. Poor boy was flogged, and I escaped justice. When I was twelve I milked my eel into a pot of turtle stew. I flogged the one-eyed snake, I skinned my sausage. I made the bald man cry into the turtle stew, which I do believe my sister ate. At least I hope she did. I once brought a jackas and a honeycomb into a brothel...
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