Can we make 10k posts in 24 hours AGAIN? It's been 2 years+ since last thread. SRS

[SPEEDRACER9]

will never happen

[peasandlove]

Is that where Baabara got to

[Kylevolution]

In for OP

[dimassive]

Is that where Baabara got to

i will wrek you mate i swear

[povertyphaggot]

lmao 10k post. not even close

















more than you could afford pal

[peasandlove]

i will wrek you mate i swear

Come at me brah

[Nara22]

Here you go OP

[dimassive]

Come at me brah

[BadumTish]

4+ hours and only 600 posts?

Way behind schedule.

[CellyTech]

nope

[garageinc91]

Get them out then

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[Eandretta96]

HNNNNNGGGGGGGGGGGG

[ek4hatch]

in for results

[jtaylor2010]

But who was reps to post ratio??




There, I did my part.

[Csnauk]

we are all witnesses

[baraka28]

Not gonna happen brah

[3peat]

I'm not feeling optimistic too :/

[peasandlove]

Definitely slowed down
Everyones gone to bed

[Bigdumogre]

But who was reps to post ratio??




There, I did my part.

Negged
So did I

[insectstrength]

Am I late

[Iceman1800]

Sad. Ameribrahs did it in less than 24. They were dedicated. You aussie girls don't have it in ya. Weak.

[Need2Expand]

We need some boobs up in this thread.

[RojanRando]

in for u bby

[azazelo]

in on page 21

[yochrisss]

in on thread

[Wootball]

This is doable!

[peasandlove]

Bump

[3peat]

A 6'6, blue eyed, square jawed Cross Fit instructor and male feminist with a very active tumblr account was inducting a new member at 24hr Fitness.

"Before I teach you how to do a weighted jumping squat pulldown you must promise to eat only clean foods or you will make no progress whatsoever."

At this moment, an unattractive but alpha spirited 5'8 man who had the great widsom to realise that women value a man's physique over his height or facial aesthetics - and so had smartly invested his time in building an admirable body - placed his 100lb dumbells on the ground got up from the incline bench he had been sat upon.

"So what's a clean calorie, mate?" he said. His brown eyes narrowing.

The cocky instructor's deep masculine voice boomed as he laughed and brushed his hand through his perfect hairline replying "What planet do you live on friend? If you want to lose weight you will never reach your goal eating dirty foods like Twinkies. They're full of fat and sugar. You should be consuming clean calories like oats and skinless chicken breasts".

"Wrong. The Twinkies comment you made is not gonna be a personal experience thing. It's a fact. If a person eats only Twinkies, but remains under his or her caloric maintenance he or she will lose weight. That persons body composition may change, but they will lose weight. That's how the body works. Calories in versus Calories out. If it fits your macros, you eat it."

The instructor, having no comeback, was visibly shaken and dropped his organic, all natural, almond milk protein shake all over the floor. He scuttled away, his long legs striding across the gym. As his client stood open mouthed, he ran back to his office to seek support but soon realised that all the other cross fit instructors were taking part in a ten mile run in support of gay marriage. Feeling lightheaded from low blood sugar he wished he had eaten more than 100 calories of coconut oil infused hemp seeds for breakfast. If only there was a candy vending machine in the gym. But he had banned them!

As the instructor ran out of the gym, his face red with shame, the place erupted in applause for this stocky hero and every member instantly took out their smartphones and registered on bodybuilding.com so that they could rep him. At that moment an EDM track started to play on the gym's PA system and Zyzz's ghost appeared and started muzzing out. "You've made it" Zyzz's apparition said over and over as the 10/10 receptionist he had never made eye contact with ran over and asked for a date. A buzz went down his leg as he felt his phone vibrate with a thousand new tinder matches.

The instructor was fired the next day and ended up becoming paralysed from trying to squat 500lbs on top of an exercise ball. He was last seen rolling by in support of a slut walk.

[Talvez]

in on 22st page

[Kgetfit89]

Sup