So today I went to a house party with my gf. Her friend was hosting one and she wanted me to go with her so I was like ok whatever. So I reach the party, it's typical stuff, people playing beer pong my gf introducing me to some people i've never met before etc. Anyways later my gf breaks off with me and goes to talk to her best friend and a couple of other of her friends. So now i'm bored and just scrolling around the house. Decided to try to grab a beer so went into the kitchen in hopes to find one. I found a bottle of bacardi so I just decided I was gonna take a cup and mix it and drink. Anyways as I was pouring some lanky ass homo comes up next to me and says mind pouring me one also? He had the gay voice so I knew he was def gay. Anyways I said sure. Then he started asking me a bunch of questions where i'm from etc. This guy was def drunk... i can smell his breath while he was yapping. Anyways then I was like I have a gf and i'm not gay and I poured him the cup then he decided to touch me and say you're so sexy. I told him not to touch me again or i'd knock him out. Anyways he's like.. it's always the cute ones with big muscles who are always aggressive.. so he decided to put his hands all over me aka try to grope me so out of reaction I quickly punched him in his mouth with full force and blood starting gushing out from his mouth as he fell to the floor. The gay guy got knocked out and everyone in the house party came over us screaming and overreacting and my gf and her friends came. My gf ha a wtf on her face and said wtf did you do michael and the gay guys friends were all panicking. Anyways I just said he was being a *** even though I told him I had a gf and rushed out of the house. My gf won't respond to my texts and is probably on n/c with me. her friends probably think i'm a typical meathead now lol. What do brahs.
Cliffs:
OP goes to house party with gf
GF breaks off with her best friend and a couple of other friends OP decided to go get a beer
Gay guy sees OP pouring a drink to himself then hits on OP and asked him to pour a drink for himself, starts asking him multiple questions and then touches OP
OP tells gay guy to don't touch him again like that and gay guy still continued to so OP reacted quickly and punched him in his mouth and the gay guy ko'd.
OP's gf and friends and rest of people in the house come and see wtf is going on and OP says he was being a *** even though I told him I had a gf then OP rushes out the house while everyone else is worried
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Knocked a gay guy out today srs
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