RANT: Sailing An Ocean of Bud Light Lime

[therorschach]

I am going to buy so much gas. Store that shiit in my garage.

You gonna hit up the Kohls too?

[im2manly]

You gonna hit up the Kohls too?

Fo sho'. Everyone get Miley Cyrus apparel fam.

[darinaldi]

I just tried to rep Delaware Miguel and apparently am still on spread from the last time he posted here several decades ago. I need to neg more of you bastards.

[chazzy1864]

Delaware Miguel isn't' a mod anymore. But wow... look at his rep power. Seems everyone was repping him, trying to get repped back.

[Miketoc]

Eggos are to waffles what frozen Lenders are to real NYC bagels.

Eggos are good if you don't think of them as waffles! In fact, I could say same about any waffle you're capable of acquiring in Portland.

[Miketoc]

I just got the Chase Freedom card. I am excite.

I use my amex more than my freedom!

[darinaldi]

Eggos are good if you don't think of them as waffles! In fact, I could say same about any waffle you're capable of acquiring in Portland.

I get that they're an item that brings good childhood memories to people that outweigh how objectively bad they are (like Kraft mac & cheese), but Eggos have always sucked to me. I would much rather go to one of my many local gaufreries for a Liège waffle.

[therorschach]

I use my amex more than my freedom!

Don't those amex cards have annual fees? I hate to pay in order to be able to pay, so to speak.

[darinaldi]

Don't those amex cards have annual fees? I hate to pay in order to be able to pay, so to speak.

Not all of them; mine doesn't. I wouldn't use it otherwise, because f*ck that.

[IH8RICE]

I am going to buy so much gas. Store that shiit in my garage.

[envisu]

[Miketoc]

I get that they're an item that brings good childhood memories to people that outweigh how objectively bad they are (like Kraft mac & cheese), but Eggos have always sucked to me. I would much rather go to one of my many local gaufreries for a Liège waffle.

That frozen ball of crap they send over to Portland is not a true Liege waffle, but I'm extremely glad you said that instead of what I had thought you might possibly say. Manly has probably never heard of a Liege waffle but he is young yet.

Don't those amex cards have annual fees? I hate to pay in order to be able to pay, so to speak.

Yes. But do the math and you will see it pays for itself, and then trumps the rewards from other cards. Amex Cash Preferred is 6% on groceries and 3% on gas with like a $75 a year fee.

Not all of them; mine doesn't. I wouldn't use it otherwise, because f*ck that.

Silly goose.

[GREENFEATHER]

You've disgraced yourself and the entire Rant with your oversight. You make me sick.

That's good because as sick as I've been for the last 6 months I wanted someone else to share in the fukn misery. I can always count on the RANT to give me a chuckle or 20. YOU BASTARDS!!!

[im2manly]

The fuk is a liege waffle?

[theshoupguy]

Hey I'll be in Portland in a month.

I will also keep my eye out for a caped Darivotti Naldiano on an engorged cycling apparatus.

[Miketoc]

The fuk is a liege waffle?

See, you don't even realize.

[theshoupguy]

It occurred to me that some people still cook bacon on the stove for normal eating* of bacon strips.

If you are one of those heathens that has not converted to oven-cooking bacon, let me enlighten you as I did for a friend earlier today.

http://imgur.com/a/a3uU9


*Cooking on the stove to mix with other dishes (chicken, veggies, pasta, whatever) is perfectly okay and probably preferred to oven cooking.



This has been a bacon report.

[IH8RICE]

Fukking lol, repped off r/c. One of the funniest bits on the show.

[kvk1]

where is yosemite sam

is he banned again

[Hishiad]

where is yosemite sam

is he banned again

I say, I say

[darinaldi]

The fuk is a liege waffle?

You fail at every aspect of humanity. I weep for you.

Hey I'll be in Portland in a month.

[theshoupguy]

Also- any good food/beer recommendations? Staying downtown, east of the Willamette.

[im2manly]

Eddie Hall is a fuking animal.



FYI this is basically how I deadlift. I have tried with a higher hip position and I feel like it compromises my back.

[theshoupguy]

Eddie Hall is a fuking animal.



FYI this is basically how I deadlift. I have tried with a higher hip position and I feel like it compromises my back.

1kg more than the last world record held by him!

Seems like barely anything, but jesus that's a lot of weight.



& That is also my preferred deadlift form. If I haven't stretched the hams/hips well enough though, it all goes to sht and 315 feels heavy.

[im2manly]

1kg more than the last world record held by him!

Seems like barely anything, but jesus that's a lot of weight.



& That is also my preferred deadlift form. If I haven't stretched the hams/hips well enough though, it all goes to sht and 315 feels heavy.

likewise. What is really crazy is how easy it looked for him. Insane.

[kvk1]

if i was in world war two they'd call me spitfire

[therorschach]

New BvS trailer looks nice. I'm going to Wendy's.

[theshoupguy]

if i was in world war two they'd call me spitfire

[theshoupguy]

New BvS trailer looks nice. I'm going to Wendy's.

The Suicide Squad trailer and overall plotline sound terrible at best.

I am interested in seeing how they weave together story and movie for BvS.


What are you getting at Wendy's?

[therorschach]

The Suicide Squad trailer and overall plotline sound terrible at best.

I am interested in seeing how they weave together story and movie for BvS.

The SS movie looks stupid but I guess I will see it (in a non-theater venue) anyway. That margot robbie tho (and also that wonder woman tho from BvS).

What are you getting at Wendy's?

Future adipose tissue.