Especially when you're by a grill.
Let's talk about meats and beers to drink with them!
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2005
My name is Aqua-beowulf - aqua-beowulf, 11-30-2005 to 08-25-2006
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2007
Who has the hottest bodyspace and how did they train to get that hot???!!! - gecko2424, 06-25-2007 to 02-18-2008
2008
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RANT: Lenco, Lenco., Lenco.., Lenco..., Lenco.... You need some therapy. SRS! - TexAss, 01-21-2010 to 03-09-2010
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RANT: deadlift 4 big gunz - therorschach, 01-25-2011 to 04-09-2011
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RANT: The Descendants of Aqua-Beowulf Battle the Parrot Army - VoxExMachina, 01-13-2012 to 03-22-2012
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RANT: It's hot outside. - theshoupguy, 06-23-2015 to NOW
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06-23-2015, 07:05 PM #1
RANT: Sailing An Ocean of Bud Light Lime
Especially when you're by a grill.
Let's talk about meats and beers to drink with them!
Originally Posted by RANT HISTORYthe crew that poop poop poops crews crew
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06-23-2015, 07:15 PM #2
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Why would you create a new rant after hours? You're just asking for trouble, man!
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06-23-2015, 07:46 PM #5
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Most of the ranters are 9-5ers.
It has been realized and established that creating new Rants after the work day has ended or on the weekend is bad. Not enough traffic of regulars in the beginning and there is a large influx of the randos.
I don't disagree with this, but I think most would be aware of that fact and would try to avoid clinging to the security blanket and actually learn something about the other person and have a genuine conversation, as opposed to just referencing the previous day's chat./mythoughts-
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06-23-2015, 07:56 PM #6
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06-23-2015, 08:03 PM #8
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OMG mutherf-ing food porn. I would eat that t-bone with my bare hands and not even feel the slightest bit of shame.
Out of commission, but will be back better than ever!
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06-23-2015, 08:50 PM #12Here Lies the Rant
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06-23-2015, 08:58 PM #13
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After hours? He just started it on Dom time, that's all
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06-23-2015, 09:58 PM #15
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SMB.
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SMB.***Anyone With "Crew" in Their Signature Sucks Balls Crew***
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06-24-2015, 01:21 AM #16
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06-24-2015, 02:10 AM #17
In at 2am.
Want to talk about hot? Phoenix.
8 years now.
In before any "But it's a dry heat" cartoons.Last edited by Tyrbolift; 06-24-2015 at 02:17 AM.
Time To Re-Schedule
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06-24-2015, 03:21 AM #20
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Rant: It was 96 yesterday... then all of the sudden it started hailing. I **** you not, it rained chunks of ice in Orlando Florida in late June. I've seen it all.
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06-24-2015, 05:06 AM #21
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I really could have used a tornado yesterday. @chazzy El Nino said it will be mild, but El Nino was mild so maybe he lied.
Master of karate, and friendship, for everyone crew.
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06-24-2015, 06:38 AM #22
Is this a rant thread?
I'd like to rant about what an absolute f**kwit I am.
Item 1. Spent $40 on wipers from Amazon that said they would fit my car but arrived today and don't fit. Instead I could have spent $7 at Subaru having the correct blades fitted while sitting there scratching my nuts.
Item 2. Went to order a pizza and couldn't find my wallet. Looked around the house then drove to park I'd spent the afternoon at and walked around with a flashlight close to midnight looking like a creep. On the way home it occurred to me that I was not wearing jeans but a pair of MC Hammer sized sweatpants.
Got home, checked the back pocket of my jeans, and there it was. Ordered my pizza an hour later.
Cliffs: Yeah I'm a f**kwit m8.
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06-24-2015, 07:17 AM #23
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Hail in Florida is not really all that uncommon.
Why would you have used a tornado?
Why did you spend the $40 on Amazon blades? Did you know ahead of time that the dealer would do $7? Were the Amazon ones supposed to be Z0MG!!11! amazing?-
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06-24-2015, 07:23 AM #24
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06-24-2015, 07:53 AM #25
Meats look excellent. Beers, not so much.
Who was this love of yours?
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06-24-2015, 08:00 AM #26
It sucks m8.
I went to a few auto parts stores on the weekend and every Croydon cock gobbler had the same idea. John Holmes sized blades for SUVs were sold out. I said f**k it and ordered them online. Half the cost was shipping.
I figured the dealer would try to sell me Subaru gold plated, diamond encrusted wiper blades but it turns out they actually fit blade refills for a decent price. I did not know that at the time.
I use a water repellent on the windshield so I only need the wipers at low speed and on the lowest setting even in heavy rain. I really didn't need Z0MG!!11! amazing ones.
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06-24-2015, 08:26 AM #27anonymousGuest
Man, I want to grill something but the weather in Stockholm is awful this summer.
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06-24-2015, 08:40 AM #28
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Gotcha. Yeah, I would presume that the dealer wipers would've been expensive as well. Cool that they're cheap.
I know down here in Florida, I try to find the cheapest ones. They tend to last about 1 year (maybe 2 years if you go out of your way to try to lengthen them) no matter what with all of the heat baking the rubber.-
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06-24-2015, 08:41 AM #29
Christos do you play Dota?
If Basshunter taught me anything, it's that half of Sweden plays Dota.
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06-24-2015, 08:44 AM #30
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