RANT: Sailing An Ocean of Bud Light Lime

**Miketoc** · 08-03-2015, 08:28 AM

I don't know what you nerds are talking about.

**im2manly** · 08-03-2015, 08:55 AM

Fuking nerds.

**kvk1** · 08-03-2015, 09:11 AM

beer map when?

**im2manly** · 08-03-2015, 09:17 AM

Once we get to 1600.

**Orlando1234977** · 08-03-2015, 09:38 AM

Originally Posted by im2manly

Once we get to 1600.

Exactly, I'll get the bat.

**Orlando1234977** · 08-03-2015, 09:41 AM

Every day in the midwest was gorgeous sunny in the low-mid 80s. Get back to Florida and its ****ty, humid and rainy.

**Orlando1234977** · 08-03-2015, 10:02 AM

Originally Posted by Orlando1234977

Exactly, I'll get the bat.

He was talking about the beer map dufus.

**darinaldi** · 08-03-2015, 10:04 AM

Looks like I might not lose my front tooth after all.

**ThickAsABrick** · 08-03-2015, 10:35 AM

Originally Posted by darinaldi

Looks like I might not lose my front tooth after all.

Great news, Darinaldi!

Tough break, glory hole patrons!

**darinaldi** · 08-03-2015, 10:50 AM

Originally Posted by ThickAsABrick

Great news, Darinaldi!

Tough break, glory hole patrons!

If it ain't another ho that I gots to f*ck with
Gap teeth in ya mouth so my dick's gots to fit

**kvk1** · 08-03-2015, 10:54 AM

beer map

**ThickAsABrick** · 08-03-2015, 11:06 AM

Originally Posted by darinaldi

If it ain't another ho that I gots to f*ck with
Gap teeth in ya mouth so my dick's gots to fit

I remember buying that album on cassette at Kemp Mill Records.

I am old.

**im2manly** · 08-03-2015, 11:06 AM

Beholdeth with thine mortal eyes my beer map -_-

**kvk1** · 08-03-2015, 11:12 AM

cool

that'll look nice when it's finished

**im2manly** · 08-03-2015, 11:21 AM

Originally Posted by kvk1

cool

that'll look nice when it's finished

Thanks. I can hang it up afterwards. Almost there!

**darinaldi** · 08-03-2015, 11:22 AM

Originally Posted by ThickAsABrick

I remember buying that album on cassette at Kemp Mill Records.

I am old.

I always thought that Dre was actually insulting himself with that line. I mean, having a dick thin enough to fit between someone's gap teeth isn't anything to brag about; the fact that he says that Luther Campbell's gap meant that his dick had to fit unquestionably just confirmed it.

**therorschach** · 08-03-2015, 11:30 AM

It's best not to think about it.

**darinaldi** · 08-03-2015, 11:59 AM

Originally Posted by therorschach

It's best not to think about it.

I want to think about it.

**Miketoc** · 08-03-2015, 12:38 PM

Originally Posted by im2manly

Thanks. I can hang it up afterwards. Almost there!

Is the rule just that it all has to be jersey breweries and all different? Or is it even more complex like the cap must be in the area of the state in which it is brewed?!?!??!?!

**im2manly** · 08-03-2015, 12:50 PM

Originally Posted by Miketoc

Is the rule just that it all has to be jersey breweries and all different? Or is it even more complex like the cap must be in the area of the state in which it is brewed?!?!??!?!

That would be too hard. There are like 75 beer cap slots. It has been pretty hard to get through this much, but I persevere.

**chazzy1864** · 08-03-2015, 12:51 PM

What is black and rhymes with Snoop?

+ That beer map looks pretty cool.

**darinaldi** · 08-03-2015, 01:05 PM

Originally Posted by chazzy1864

What is black and rhymes with Snoop?

I know something that has a sweet ballsack bro and rhymes with Snoop.

**ThickAsABrick** · 08-03-2015, 01:11 PM

Heavyweight was the only Jersey brewery worth a damn, and that's been gone for years. Triumph is nice, but more brewpub than brewery. Is ramstein still around?

**darinaldi** · 08-03-2015, 01:15 PM

Originally Posted by ThickAsABrick

Is ramstein still around?

They're supposedly in the studio recording a new album.

**im2manly** · 08-03-2015, 01:22 PM

Originally Posted by ThickAsABrick

Heavyweight was the only Jersey brewery worth a damn, and that's been gone for years. Triumph is nice, but more brewpub than brewery. Is ramstein still around?

Can't really disagree with this. There are only a few from River Horse or Flying Fish that I actually like. Everything else from NJ? Meh. New York is much much better imho.

+I think they are still around, but I can't immediately recall with any real degree of certainty. Are they high point?

**chazzy1864** · 08-03-2015, 02:05 PM

Originally Posted by chazzy1864

What is black and rhymes with Snoop?

A: Dr. Dre

Originally Posted by ThickAsABrick

Heavyweight was the only Jersey brewery worth a damn, and that's been gone for years. Triumph is nice, but more brewpub than brewery. Is ramstein still around?

Yeah, the AFB there is bigger than ever too!

Originally Posted by darinaldi

They're supposedly in the studio recording a new album.

Rammstein is the band, twattard, not Ramstein. A little attention to detail from you would be nice.

**Orlando1234977** · 08-03-2015, 02:08 PM

Originally Posted by ThickAsABrick

Heavyweight was the only Jersey brewery worth a damn, and that's been gone for years. Triumph is nice, but more brewpub than brewery. Is ramstein still around?

You sound like you're from Virginia. (see link belo)

http://www.thefederalistpapers.org/u...eople-in-a-bar

+ drink up pansies, notice you are all 5-6 behind the big time Wisconsin boy. (see link above)

Spoiler!

**darinaldi** · 08-03-2015, 02:31 PM

Originally Posted by chazzy1864

Rammstein is the band, twattard, not Ramstein. A little attention to detail from you would be nice.

**therorschach** · 08-03-2015, 03:13 PM

Originally Posted by darinaldi

I thought the joke went over his head, not yours.

**Orlando1234977** · 08-03-2015, 03:32 PM

Finally earned admission, carded at twice the legal age crew.

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