RANT: Sailing An Ocean of Bud Light Lime

[Dominik]

When the chart rolls in each Tuesday, I look at 3 things.

1. Were Adolflando's dreams crushed this week?

2. Can my Tennessean bro still win this?

3. Is Doritoson still on a losing streak?

[Orlando1234977]

1. Orlando's Youth is looking pretty strong heading in to the playoffs, seeking a 2nd title. A Championship game against lenco ought to secure ratings.
2. Not really.
3. Yep.

The drama right now is if Manly (1-time Championship, 3-time Final Four) can make the playoffs.

[chazzy1864]

Daddy is looking to secure his second playoff appearance. Hoping to do better after having the #1 seed and 1st round bye and then getting raped in the 2nd round (Final four) when the team put up 45 points.

+ Just noticed that the league this year (and last) were both called "Rant '14"

[Farley1324]

Daddy is looking to secure his second playoff appearance. Hoping to do better after having the #1 seed and 1st round bye and then getting raped in the 2nd round (Final four) when the team put up 45 points.

+ Just noticed that the league this year (and last) were both called "Rant '14"

lol, yeah, I didn't rename it this time apparently. By the time I noticed I didn't care to see if I still could.

[Dominik]

Denver mustard not needed Manning. NE still needs 5 more wins for it to be a "good call brah".

Next 5:

Eagles (4-7)
Texans (6-5)
Hishville (2-9)
Jets (6-5)
Dolphins (4-7)

Maybe the Jets could sneak one if Gronk doesn't return from a bruised knee but come on, that's a marshmallow soft ride home.

So far only Denver has a win over them which I called and you did not. I may have to compete for the '16 trophy to put an end to your trash talk. Imagine losing in fantasy fapball to an Aussie?

[darinaldi]

I called that Denver win too, though I think the Pats would have won (even with that utterly fictional BS Patrick Chung penalty) if Hightower hasn't gotten injured during the game. Once that happened, Pats were unable to stop the run which killed them.



On the lighter side, I've been sick as hell since Thursday night and it has gotten old.

[im2manly]

Browns are fuking dumb for not starting Johnny Football

[Farley1324]

Browns are fuking dumb for employing Johnny Football

Fixed that for you

[Dominik]

Browns are fuking dumb for not starting Johnny Football

He's like a dog that keeps sh*tting on the rug.

You'd think after they announced he'd be starting for the rest of the season that he'd last more than a week before screwing up.

Obviously they'd prefer that their alcoholic QB wasn't in a club drinking on a bye week but when he lied about it they really had no choice but to bench him.

Cliffs: Johnny Football is dumb.

[Final_Rep]

Hurt the ol' back attempting to DL 500#.

Most likely a strain. More will become clear over the next few days.

Stop doing dumb things.

Hope it heals up though.

[chazzy1864]

Stop doing dumb things.

Hope it heals up though.

I didn't think it was dumb. I've pulled 495 multiple times now. Wanted to try a PR before vacay. I pulled 495 a few minutes before the 500 attempt. I'm pretty sure even after the pop, I could've completed the rep.

[darinaldi]

I'm pretty sure even after the pop, I could've completed the rep.

Take it from someone with a shattered lumbar vertebra: don't fuck with that.

[im2manly]

Take it from someone with a shattered lumbar vertebra: don't fuck with that.

This. Darinaldi used to be 5'8 dontcha know?

[darinaldi]

This. Darinaldi used to be 5'8 dontcha know?

Bitch, please.



5'8-1/2".

[Orlando1234977]

So far only Denver has a win over them which I called and you did not. I may have to compete for the '16 trophy to put an end to your trash talk. Imagine losing in fantasy fapball to an Aussie?

Well good sounds like you're ready to compete. You can take mikey's spot next year. In the meantime watch how I close this out.

[ThickAsABrick]

Well good sounds like you're ready to compete. You can take mikey's spot next year. In the meantime watch how I close this out.

With a loss to your pal Taaberino

[Final_Rep]

My meeting with Naldi IRL (and subsequent stalking) suggests that he is not in fact 5'6" but closer to 6'. Thanks.

Edit: though this could've been the result of mental impact and thus my impression of him was larger than he actually is

[im2manly]

My meeting with Naldi IRL (and subsequent stalking) suggests that he is not in fact 5'6" but closer to 6'. Thanks.

Edit: though this could've been the result of mental impact and thus my impression of him was larger than he actually is

Maybe you are 5'6?

[darinaldi]

My meeting with Frep IRL (and subsequent hiding) suggests that he is not in fact 9'11" but closer to 5'7". Thanks.

[Final_Rep]

Maybe you are 5'6?

The internet says I'm 9'11". I think we should believe the internet.

(and subsequent hiding)

You're doing a damn good job of it too.

[im2manly]

You're doing a damn good job of it too.

My meeting with Frep IRL (and subsequent hiding) suggests that he is not in fact 9'11" but closer to 5'7". Thanks.

When was the last time you two netflixed and chilled?

[Orlando1234977]

With a loss to your pal Taaberino

I'm referring to playoff teams.

[im2manly]

I'm referring to playoff teams.

Lmao

[darinaldi]

When was the last time you two netflixed and chilled?

You bastard, I just went on a two-minute coughing spree from chuckling at that.

[Final_Rep]

Speaking of two minutes of coughing

[chazzy1864]

Speaking of two minutes of coughing

I don't get it.

[Dominik]

Fewest games to 100 made 3-PT FG:
1. Steph Curry (20)
T2. Ray Allen (31)
T2. Ryan Anderson (31)

102 3s made from 20 games this season.

Cliffs: Steph Curry is a freak.

[Final_Rep]

I don't get it.

It was a bad blow-job joke. HTH

[chazzy1864]

It was a bad blow-job joke. HTH

Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh







I see.

[Orlando1234977]

Fewest games to 100 made 3-PT FG:
1. Steph Curry (20)
T2. Ray Allen (31)
T2. Ryan Anderson (31)

102 3s made from 20 games this season.

Cliffs: Steph Curry is a freak.

Even the Charlotte fans had to applaud after he closed out the 3rd.

20-0 to start the year, they could be going after the 72 win bulls.