RANT: Sailing An Ocean of Bud Light Lime

[Orlando1234977]

Sucks Jordy is on IR.

That's what happens when you miss. Too bad we can't slip Benjamin into frep, mike or adam's lineup, the chronic autos.

Draft grades will be out soon, bet I scored an A.

[Final_Rep]

Relatively happy with my draft results. Except romo...

[Farley1324]

You guys wish you had my WR lineup

[Miketoc]

I like to hamstring myself, provides a challenge.

Another draft Wednesday when I'll be on a plane. Here we go here we go!

[Lencho]

Relatively happy with my draft results. Except romo...

Romo is gonna have a hyoooooge year!

[Hishiad]

My RBs are a bit shaky and my WRs could be solid. We shall see probably gonna ride it out a bit...

I was watching the Cardnials and it hit me. THERE'S A DRAFT! But it was already 10:30 PM at that point.

[im2manly]

Romo is actually a pretty solid fantasy QB.

[PapaBurgandy]

A c....ok.

Last year my draft was a D, iirc. Progress!

[im2manly]

What was my draft rating? As much as this pains me, I thought TAAB may have had the best draft.

[therorschach]

F+

also penis

[Orlando1234977]

What was my draft rating? As much as this pains me, I thought TAAB may have had the best draft.

Grades:

Orlando A- Report Card
I'veGotAHugePeterson B Report Card
Wincing like Winston B Report Card
Nighttime Tenderness B Report Card
The Deadskins B Report Card
Chalupa Batman B Report Card
Ur Mom Has an Icebox B Report Card
Password is Taco B- Report Card
Colonel Farlesworth C+ Report Card
Fake Dongs of Death C+ Report Card
Icebox C Report Card
Brady's balls C Report Card

+

Power Rankings:

1. Orlando 1825.10
2. Chalupa Batman 1782.27
3. Nighttime Tenderness 1781.67
4. The Deadskins 1769.53
5. Ur Mom Has an Icebox 1763.75
6. I'veGotAHugePeterson 1759.41
7. Password is Taco 1730.72
8. Wincing like Winston 1730.13
9. Colonel Farlesworth 1718.92
10. Icebox 1698.04
11. Brady's balls 1697.34
12. Fake Dongs of Death 1695.67

[Miketoc]

Grades:

Orlando A- Report Card
I'veGotAHugePeterson B Report Card
Wincing like Winston B Report Card
Nighttime Tenderness B Report Card
The Deadskins B Report Card
Chalupa Batman B Report Card
Ur Mom Has an Icebox B Report Card
Password is Taco B- Report Card
Colonel Farlesworth C+ Report Card
Fake Dongs of Death C+ Report Card
Icebox C Report Card
Brady's balls C Report Card

+

Power Rankings:

1. Orlando 1825.10
2. Chalupa Batman 1782.27
3. Nighttime Tenderness 1781.67
4. The Deadskins 1769.53
5. Ur Mom Has an Icebox 1763.75
6. I'veGotAHugePeterson 1759.41
7. Password is Taco 1730.72
8. Wincing like Winston 1730.13
9. Colonel Farlesworth 1718.92
10. Icebox 1698.04
11. Brady's balls 1697.34
12. Fake Dongs of Death 1695.67

Nice. Now if I lose to Orlando I can blame it on auto draft and if I win I can make so much fun of him. This is really just win win for me.

[chazzy1864]

I like to hamstring myself, provides a challenge.

Another draft Wednesday when I'll be on a plane. Here we go here we go!

I'm not unhappy with my draft. I'm hoping for upside from my RBs and risking a low floor. But I dont' think I'm in a bad spot. Rodgers as my QB and Davante Adams is my WR3.

[Orlando1234977]

Nice. Now if I lose to Orlando I can blame it on auto draft and if I win I can make so much fun of him. This is really just win win for me.

Autodrafters always have the best grades and power ranking because it's on projected points. I still beat you drafting.

[im2manly]

Amari Cooper = OBJ^2

[Miketoc]

Autodrafters always have the best grades and power ranking because it's on projected points. I still beat you drafting.

Which means you'll have no excuse if I beat you on the record, like last year when I autodrafted. But if you beat me, I'll have a great excuse!

[Orlando1234977]

Which means you'll have no excuse if I beat you on the record, like last year when I autodrafted. But if you beat me, I'll have a great excuse!

If you beat me, it's because it's your auto draft, not you, because you can't without the crutch.

Say I may give you Allen #1 SD WR proj 201.42 for the rookie rb Gordon out of Wisconsin, proj 169.02. In?

[Miketoc]

If you beat me, it's because it's your auto draft, not you, because you can't without the crutch.

Say I may give you Allen #1 SD WR proj 201.42 for the rookie rb Gordon out of Wisconsin, proj 169.02. In?

Ha, if I made no moves all season then definitely. Though I'm borderline kicked out just for autodrafting, a zero-move autodraft team should definitely be out.

[darinaldi]

Icebox
. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .
Ur Mom Has an Icebox

Okay, I did lol at this.

[im2manly]

Okay, I did lol at this.

And to think that this wouldn't have been possible if it was up to Farles

[kvk1]

Grades:

Orlando A- Report Card
I'veGotAHugePeterson B Report Card
Wincing like Winston B Report Card
Nighttime Tenderness B Report Card
The Deadskins B Report Card
Chalupa Batman B Report Card
Ur Mom Has an Icebox B Report Card
Password is Taco B- Report Card
Colonel Farlesworth C+ Report Card
Fake Dongs of Death C+ Report Card
Icebox C Report Card
Brady's balls C Report Card

+

Power Rankings:

1. Orlando 1825.10
2. Chalupa Batman 1782.27
3. Nighttime Tenderness 1781.67
4. The Deadskins 1769.53
5. Ur Mom Has an Icebox 1763.75
6. I'veGotAHugePeterson 1759.41
7. Password is Taco 1730.72
8. Wincing like Winston 1730.13
9. Colonel Farlesworth 1718.92
10. Icebox 1698.04
11. Brady's balls 1697.34
12. Fake Dongs of Death 1695.67

lol

[ThickAsABrick]

Which means you'll have no excuse if I beat you on the record, like last year when I autodrafted. But if you beat me, I'll have a great excuse!

Everyone beat O on record last year, bro.


I think yahoo gave him an A then, too.

I am pretty pleased with my team, though I assume most of us probably feel that way right now.

[Orlando1234977]

Ha, if I made no moves all season then definitely. Though I'm borderline kicked out just for autodrafting, a zero-move autodraft team should definitely be out.

Nobody's really too concerned about your team making a Championship run, so do you want to make that trade or no? Most will say it's a good trade for you since I'm being homer with the rookie unproven rb from my school for a WR1.

[Farley1324]

I am pretty pleased with my team, though I assume most of us probably feel that way right now.

lol you must not have looked at my WR's

Colonel Farlesworth
1. (6) Le'Veon Bell (Pit - RB)
2. (19) Matt Forte (Chi - RB)
3. (30) Russell Wilson (Sea - QB)
4. (43) Joseph Randle (Dal - RB)
5. (54) Golden Tate (Det - WR)
6. (67) Allen Robinson (Jax - WR)
7. (78) Arian Foster (Hou - RB)
8. (91) Giovani Bernard (Cin - RB)
9. (102) Martavis Bryant (Pit - WR)
10. (115) Kendall Wright (Ten - WR)
11. (126) Dwayne Allen (Ind - TE)
12. (139) Danny Woodhead (SD - RB)
13. (150) Miami (Mia - DEF)
14. (163) Reggie Bush (SF - RB)
15. (174) Fred Jackson (Buf - RB)
16. (187) Cody Latimer (Den - WR)

[Orlando1234977]

I am pretty pleased with my team, though I assume most of us probably feel that way right now.

lolexactly

Julio #12, that's a steal.

[Orlando1234977]

lol you must not have looked at my WR's

Colonel Farlesworth
1. (6) Le'Veon Bell (Pit - RB)
2. (19) Matt Forte (Chi - RB)
3. (30) Russell Wilson (Sea - QB)
4. (43) Joseph Randle (Dal - RB)
5. (54) Golden Tate (Det - WR)
6. (67) Allen Robinson (Jax - WR)
7. (78) Arian Foster (Hou - RB)
8. (91) Giovani Bernard (Cin - RB)
9. (102) Martavis Bryant (Pit - WR)
10. (115) Kendall Wright (Ten - WR)
11. (126) Dwayne Allen (Ind - TE)
12. (139) Danny Woodhead (SD - RB)
13. (150) Miami (Mia - DEF)
14. (163) Reggie Bush (SF - RB)
15. (174) Fred Jackson (Buf - RB)
16. (187) Cody Latimer (Den - WR)

I may trade for Foster, but trading with you usually doesn't happen.

[Dominik]

lol

I sense you're not taking these power rankings seriously?

[Farley1324]

I may trade for Foster, but trading with you usually doesn't happen.

Frep seemed pretty happy with receiving Eddie Lacy.

And I forget who it was, but I'm pretty sure it was Rant league where I traded away Moreno two years ago for nobody at the beginning of the season.

Let's not forget I traded away, who was it, Forsett I think (or somebody really valuable at RB like that), early last year.

I'm simply not trading away any more RB's, because I always manage to trade the guy who goes on to win somebody's season.

Foster stays.

[Orlando1234977]

Frep seemed pretty happy with receiving Eddie Lacy.

And I forget who it was, but I'm pretty sure it was Rant league where I traded away Moreno two years ago for nobody at the beginning of the season.

Let's not forget I traded away, who was it, Forsett I think (or somebody really valuable at RB like that), early last year.

I'm simply not trading away any more RB's, because I always manage to trade the guy who goes on to win somebody's season.

Foster stays.

No, I know you in general make plenty of trades, but you and I never come to an agreement.

[darinaldi]

LTFOLmaolol:

Jay Gruden says he hasn't decided whether RG3 will be the second-string QB, or third-string behind both Cousins and McCoy.