RANT: Sailing An Ocean of Bud Light Lime

[chazzy1864]

O's only German when Germany is in a World Cup final.

Frepchup, here's your chance.

[img]http://i.imgur.com/k3aVORs.jpg[img]

LoL!

Social media. The gift that keeps on giving.

[img]http://i.imgur.com/2jr40pc.jpg[img]

...and the apology.

[img]http://i.imgur.com/nbHDuW1.jpg[img]

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Translation: He is lucky to have graduated high school.

Or maybe that's more of an observation.

That was hard as hell to read. Dear lord. I'm pretty sure he used voice to text and never once said the words, "Comma" nor "period."

The tweet looks exactly like it would sound if he were talking.

[VoxExMachina]

Not sure if repost, but this is pretty interesting... basically an infographic of the European refugee crisis, showing inflows / outflows from each country over time. You can mouse-hover over any country to see who is coming or going.

http://www.lucify.com/embed/the-flow-towards-europe/

[darinaldi]

That was hard as hell to read. Dear lord. I'm pretty sure he used voice to text and never once said the words, "Comma" nor "period."

The tweet looks exactly like it would sound if he were talking.

Are you cognitively impaired? That tweet was eminently easy to read, even sans punctuation, specifically because it exactly like it would sound if he were talking.

[Orlando1234977]

Sir Lencho what do you think of Joseph Randle now?

92 rushing yards, 3 rushing TD, 18 receiving yards, 1 receiving first down...30 points...first half.

Sorry Paps

Ain't this Farley's boi

http://sports.yahoo.com/blogs/nfl-sh...140549761.html

[ThickAsABrick]

Ain't this Farley's boi

http://sports.yahoo.com/blogs/nfl-sh...140549761.html

lol, what a bunch of head cases in Dallas.

Maybe Christine Michael will finally get some carries!

[im2manly]

lol, what a bunch of head cases in Dallas.

Maybe Christine Michael will finally get some carries!

Oooh man! You think?

[ThickAsABrick]

Oooh man! You think?

Probably at least at likely as your odds of making the playoffs.

[im2manly]

Probably at least at likely as your odds of making the playoffs.

Playoffs?! Playoffs?! Don't talk to me about playoffs! Are you kidding me? I'm just hoping we can win another game!

[Orlando1234977]

Probably at least at likely as your odds of making the playoffs.

His 4 year streak of Final Fours is in serious jeopardy srs and he has me show up starting tonight.

[im2manly]

His 4 year streak of Final Fours is in serious jeopardy srs and he has me show up starting tonight.

My good Ole Rope-a-Dope technique.

[Farley1324]

Oh boy I need to drop Randle as well as Foster eh

[Orlando1234977]

Oh boy I need to drop Randle as well as Foster eh

Good thing you planned ahead and have a basement full of RBs.

I'm not sure about J Brown's status, so I'm going with #19, tonight, in the Patriot blue.

[Orlando1234977]

Nice start Boomer Sooner let's go take him down in the clutch baby.

[PapaBurgandy]

Nice start Boomer Sooner let's go take him down in the clutch baby.

Thanks, I need to make some decisions about my flex. Bolden or Vereen, neither excites me.

[Dominik]

Serious question. Who is going to stop the Patriots from going 16-0?

Only team I can see taking a win is Denver.

[ThickAsABrick]

Serious question. Who is going to stop the Patriots from going 16-0?

Only team I can see taking a win is Denver.

Jets could. Bills maybe, Giants maybe.

Or maybe the Deadskins!

[PapaBurgandy]

Jets could. Bills maybe, Giants maybe.

Or maybe the Deadskins!

Any of these, 16-0 is is damn near impossible in the NFL. The Pats in '08 (I think) are the only team to do it and they petered out in the SB.

[im2manly]

Serious question. Who is going to stop the Patriots from going 16-0?

Only team I can see taking a win is Denver.

The New Jersey Giants. Brady can't beat America's team.

[Dominik]

Bills maybe

Look at Rex's record against Belichick. In the last 9 he's 1-8. Can't see it happening. Giants or Jets wouldn't surprise me.

Any of these, 16-0 is is damn near impossible in the NFL. The Pats in '08 (I think) are the only team to do it and they petered out in the SB.

'07. That team had Moss and Welker but this time around they've got Gronk who is playing like the GOAT tight end and Edelman is a solid substitute for Welker. More importantly Brady's Balls is having one of his best seasons.

[Dominik]

...and where'd they find this guy?

[im2manly]

I am so happy people don't dress up in this office. It is so fuking stupid.

[ThickAsABrick]

Any of these, 16-0 is is damn near impossible in the NFL. The Pats in '08 (I think) are the only team to do it and they petered out in the SB.

The collective consternation of the chowderhead fan base after that loss was truly a thing of beauty.

[PapaBurgandy]

Look at Rex's record against Belichick. In the last 9 he's 1-8. Can't see it happening. Giants or Jets wouldn't surprise me.

'07. That team had Moss and Welker but this time around they've got Gronk who is playing like the GOAT tight end and Edelman is a solid substitute for Welker. More importantly Brady's Balls is having one of his best seasons.

True, but a 16 game NFL schedule will produce at least one clunker. We'll see, would be cool if they did it and actually won the SB this time.

[ThickAsABrick]

I am so happy people don't dress up in this office. It is so fuking stupid.

One might assert that ppl in your office play dress up everyday, bro.

[ThickAsABrick]

True, but a 16 game NFL schedule will produce at least one clunker. We'll see, would be cool if they did it and actually won the SB this time.

Plus Rex has a different team now, so his overall record v bellicheat isn't particularly applicable here. Division games are often very competitive, even if one team is ostensibly superior.

[chazzy1864]

Serious question. Who is going to stop the Patriots from going 16-0?

Only team I can see taking a win is Denver.

Jets could. Bills maybe, Giants maybe.

Or maybe the Deadskins!

I'd say Jets and Giants have the best chance of that bunch.

Denver has an amazing D, but the offense can't do anything this season.

True, but a 16 game NFL schedule will produce at least one clunker. We'll see, would be cool if they did it and actually won the SB this time.

That would not be cool. that would not be cool at all. Massholes are insufferable enough as it is.

[PapaBurgandy]

I'd say Jets and Giants have the best chance of that bunch.

Denver has an amazing D, but the offense can't do anything this season.

That would not be cool. that would not be cool at all. Massholes are insufferable enough as it is.

I watched the Pats-Giants SB with a true M*******. It was a fantastic experience watching the stages of grief happen. That dude is probably one of my least favorite humans on the planet, so it was an exhilarating experience. I would like to see some team do it, just to see it. The Detroit 0-16 season was fantastic to watch.

[Dominik]

Denver has an amazing D, but the offense can't do anything this season.

Would be nice to see the ol' Sheriff find his form against the Patriots.

Easy to forget only a couple of years ago he was MVP and racking up nearly 5500 yards. He's got to have a couple of vintage performances left in the tank.

[chazzy1864]

Would be nice to see the ol' Sheriff find his form against the Patriots.

Easy to forget only a couple of years ago he was MVP and racking up nearly 5500 yards. He's got to have a couple of vintage performances left in the tank.

Yeah, I'd love to see Peyton revert to his old self. Perhaps he'll be rested and they make adjustments to the offense with the bye week. But as this point, i'm in a "I'll believe it when I see it" mode.

[im2manly]

Let's Marvin Gaye and get it on