Tinder Thread Part X: To match, or not to match. That is the question

[tehscrubby]

Aware me misc? Fake? Said too soon for her number.


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[WagerKing]

Speaking to a 9/10. She was replying straight away, Swedish, big juggs. It's actually on pof but I'm using the tinder lines, specifically the draw one. Anywho bish stopped replying and she's actually on right now, I already done the 3 rule bruh, I'm not sending a 4th message. I'm ****ed. :'(

3 in?

if i get ignored at 1 ill never try again lmao

[tehscrubby]

Me too, that one was an exception. Too early to give number, stopped responding, confirmed man.

[weznagwama]

advice and photoshop

Thank you very much

Reps. for you on recharge.

[fox994]

Update on tinder sloot: she sent me a video of some guy recording her eating cookie dough with a spoon. How to proceed now?

[AwFukBye]

Just go with this one mate, the rest won't do you favors.

i thought the others were ok. fourth one probably better than first one imo. nnnno homo.

Update on tinder sloot: she sent me a video of some guy recording her eating cookie dough with a spoon. How to proceed now?

turn snapchat sexy or organise a meet up. usually can't have it both ways, either she just wants to fool around online and is collecting trophies and will be onto the next 10 guys snapping her 2moro or she is legitimately in for physical meet ups/smashes and won't want to give everything up on snapchat.

just read it was some guy recording it, how u know that? bit weird, doubt anything is going to get intimate, and possible they're just having fun and trolling people. i'd just try and organise a meet up tbh and if she isn't currently alone wouldn't bother with too much convo.

[ArCaNe66]

I literally can't get a match on this thing. The match I DID have was a bot, lmfao. #justneedmoreconfidence.

[AwFukBye]

no, 8 is a good time and she will have eaten by then almost certainly. probably 95% of my meets are during the week (m-f).

i've also been experimenting with makeout and no makeout and seems girls are more open to seeing you again if you don't kiss them after the first meet baring in mind you're just saying your goodbyes after drinking or whatever. if theyre older and more mature (30+), you can make out though and no player vibes will come off really. it's more for the girls in their early to mid twenties. basically i recommend making your move behind closed doors and behind closed doors only (kiss to penetration, rather than kiss to days go by without seeing each other to then maybe penetration if her wall has not already been raised)

cheers for ur advice earlier brah, super glad i pushed things back to 8pm it made everything a lot easier. gave her a call to confirm an hour or so beforehand, hearing voices and talking a bit helps their nerves a lot i think. same night lay was always going to be difficult and i confirmed pretty early on that she lives with her parents so i don't think i really had a shot.

i was open to kissing or not, there'd been some physical contact and playful pushing throughout the date and i felt like it was essentially at a point where she would agree to a second date regardless. i walked her back to her car and she was def lingering, didn't even have her keys out or anything, def got the sense she was expecting/wanting a kiss so made out a little bit. i pulled away first and we talked a little more then she initiated more kissing so it's a good sign. kind of annoying cause given different living situations could have proposed a drink at her/my place and think she might have agreed but whatever. in this instance i actually think had i not kissed her she would have been a little disappointed and i woulda come across as too shy/scared.

But what was the verdict after seeing those dozen photos....


edit: now that I think about it, I should probably try this on myself and see what I can find lol

cheers for all ur advice also brah, had the tinder date as i said, obv no one ever looks as good irl so i was kinda disappointed cause she looks cuter in the ~12 photos i could find of her online, but still pretty good, really slender frame which i'm into. def enjoyed hanging out with her and would smash no hesitation, but at the same time i'm certainly not gonna be devastated if she doesn't agree to another meet up.

she was somewhat awkward/quiet though, not AT ALL the type to a) agree to a meet up and b) do it relatively easily/quickly. i think having a mutual friend helped cause it sounds like a good word was put in for me. the good news is that it def wasnt super whale/weird/psycho/desperation causing her to be eager to meet up.

[BRBMakingMoney]

You're beautiful, BRB. I'm flying to Aus so I can fuk you.

You don't understand, you'll never understand what it's like for guys like sway and me, my ears stick out at a 3 degree angle above what is scientifically PROVEN to be optimal attractiveness, my eyes have 2 millimeters too much white below the iris, and my two front teeth are slightly bigger than the teeth next to them. I am HIDEOUS, it is biologically impossible for girls to be attracted to me.

You are not the typical Asian, you will NEVER understand the rejection and hurt guys like Sway and I feel, we are WORTHLESS in the eyes of women.

You are the definition of Chang Tunderwang!



So your opinion is USELESS, you're just another good looking Chang who can NEVER relate with the pain and rejection I experience every day, as soon as children see the 3 degree extra protrusion angle of my ears in public they are DISGUSTED, I actually feel like it would be better for society if I never showed my face in public.

[lukebaumy94]

Any Thanksgiving-themed openers?

[chapz]

just remember brahs who get matches~ a female is just a mushy bag of skin, bones and guts probably with schit building up inside her colon, so you're not really even winning...

[American Psycho]

just remember brahs who get matches~ a female is just a mushy bag of skin, bones and guts probably with schit building up inside her colon, so you're not really even winning...

How do you tell people they're fat without being too mean about it?

[cls91]

Any Thanksgiving-themed openers?

"I know you're probably too shy to ask, but the answer is yes, I'll come to your house for thanksgiving and pretend to be the philanthropist doctor boyfriend that your parents have been nagging you to find"
(change the wording a bit so it's not so cheesy)

Could do something cheeky like that. Would be easy to escalate convo as well

fast forward a few flirty texts....

"We should probably grab a drink first so we can work on our 'how we met' story"





For your time

[American Psycho]

Usually just remove the fatties instantly, but now they are messaging since I have removed push notifications.

From now on I will try and get a Golden Corral buffet out of them.

[I4TT]

So I did a run of BRBMakingMoney's bot last month, and am finally getting around to writing about my experience.

Did a reset, and the bot started off at about 10AM on a Wednesday.

Matches started rolling in immediately, but really picked up around lunch time:



Notice the timestamps of "now"

Here is a picture showing the bottom of my match list with the first match being on 10/14 (I didn't think to take a screenshot of my empty match list):



By the end of the day (about 13-14 hours later), I had over 1000 matches:



By the end of the week I had over 2000 matches (after unmatching about 500):



I would have had more matches, but my ******** security settings were messing up the bot and I was too lazy to change them. This caused the bot to get locked out of my tinder account until I allowed it to access it again. Also, I matched a lot of whales who reported me for not responding, so my tinder got locked down for about 2 days.

I won't give a percentage of girls I would meet up with, as that is a subjective number. You will match plenty of whales if you run the bot, so be prepared to unmatch them before they report you. What I will say is that the most valuable thing about this bot is that it bumps you to the front of every girls queue, even that gorgeous girl you never matched with before. I matched with quite a few girls that I'd swiped on multiple times before, but had never matched. These girls get swiped on by thousands of guys a day, so without the bot, they are unlikely to see you.

Also, if you're looking for Instagram followers, the bot is a great way to get them. I had my Instagram linked on my profile and received around 100 new followers.

For me, during peak swiping times I had a new match every couple of seconds. I left my phone face up during a date, and the girl couldn't help but notice all the alerts I was getting. I could tell she wanted to say something, and finally mentioned it towards the end of the date. Pretty funny.

Would definitely run again.

[American Psycho]

^What is the bot called?

[BRBMakingMoney]

^What is the bot called?

http://personaldatingassistants.com/tinder-matches/

But I offer it to miscers for a heavily discounted price because here is where it all started.

[nyjets88]

Getting rid of the last active thing kinda sucks. When the superlikes first came out I matched a really high percentage of them so I paid for plus, and it really helped my matches. Last few days nothing. Probably superliking girls who aren't active. Plus it makes it harder to do the "I'll text you something dirty line" because you won't necessarily know if they read it.

[Maxamanius]

I get matched often on tinder but struggle on the messaging part, I always choke up after the first couple messages not sure what to say. For example, I'll say "hey" and they say "Hey" back, then it just goes downhill from there. What do brahs?

[AwkwrdBrazilian]

I get matched often on tinder but struggle on the messaging part, I always choke up after the first couple messages not sure what to say. For example, I'll say "hey" and they say "Hey" back, then it just goes downhill from there. What do brahs?

Don't say "hey."

[Aerojh]

I get matched often on tinder but struggle on the messaging part, I always choke up after the first couple messages not sure what to say. For example, I'll say "hey" and they say "Hey" back, then it just goes downhill from there. What do brahs?

"You look like my future ex-wife"

[69Lbs]

Tfw you don't have a place to take tinder sloots to bang them, so you don't even bother messaging them

[Aerojh]

Tfw you don't have a place to take tinder sloots to bang them, so you don't even bother messaging them

i have that problem too...

[Aaronza]

Tfw you don't have a place to take tinder sloots to bang them, so you don't even bother messaging them

not even a car?

[Hurstmere]

Hold me brahs.

Met up with a girl last week. Seemed wholesome, had only been on tinder a week and I was the first guy she'd met. Second date lined up.

She's now in Surfers Paradise for a holiday and just noticed she has changed her bio to 'here for the week, wanna show me around?'

Tinder has her now, RIP

[Sway12]

Seemed wholesome, had only been on tinder a week and I was the first guy she'd met.

they always say that

[weznagwama]

375$ lmao. Kill yourself.

A core principle of economics is the price of something is generally what the market will bear.

Have you actually bothered into looking at prices of similar services?

[DVJH]

Any Thanksgiving-themed openers?

Classic from last year was:
You: Are you a turkey?
Her: No, why?
You: Cause you look like you could use a good stuffing

Actually got surprisingly good reactions as far as I remember

[tehscrubby]

Bish is fake. Spammed her because yolo, no reply. Definitely got scared after I asked for the number.

[Gui524]

misc help me i'm going into uncharted territory, a lesbian couple just matched me, the bio says "couple looking for some new experiences"