Tinder Thread Part X: To match, or not to match. That is the question

[BobLoblawBrah]

New line came to me today.. probably old but it got me a number.. "I dont date on the first ****"


Also got a number and potential new ****buddy by opening with "Id be lying if I said I didnt want to bone you"

[jmills263]

in Missouri Wed - Fri for a business trip. Have alt tinder working for me in the meantime, tentative dates set up with 4 so far. Problem is that I'm only available Wed and Thurs nights, so I'm stacking them all up. I feel judgmental as hell trying to figure out which girls are the slootiest of them all, so I can make them my priority targets.

I'll have some misadventures to report Thursday and Friday mornings. Won't post pics until I'm finished to avoid any losers trying to aware my next slays. Happy hunting boys, don't forget that your weekend lays are prospected during the week days!

I'm like a modern day Viking, pulling into towns, smashing as many women as I can, and disappearing before they know what hits em.



das not it mane (second from right, accidental match..She opened too lmao)

As if that weren't already obvious lmfao. At least she's honest with herself. What a beast!

NYC is goat. I swear to god - these doctors and finance women are the slootiest. Spoofing to line up a bunch of leads for my trip to NYC next week.
Asian brahs with white fetish - just move to NYC. It's the united nation over there. My goal is to smash a color woman. Unfortunately, I haven't found one to my liking and they're the thirstiest.


These are classics. I can't believe it works.




In addition, it appears some sloots just like the aggressiveness. You just have to dgaf.

Cindy, please... Just stop!

[anonymous]

To those wondering earlier about a good answer to what are you looking for/why are you on tinder, use:

I like girls, and its 2015

Ha! That's VERY good, I will use that going forward.

No hate, srs question

But what is it that makes this line so very good? I really don't see why it would work so well

I thought that the IDEL 'not looking for a soumate etcetc' line was the go-to line that was being used to answer questions like that.

[josephmadden89]

In on 10th topic from England very successful on tinder

So guys I am asking what if you was in my situation of being successful always matching getting numbers etc my text game is usually 90% of the time successful but I can't slay at my house or bring them back because of my parents being at home and the fact I don't own a car these are the two biggest cock blocks what would you guys do or spin a story?

[BRBMakingMoney]

No hate, srs question

But what is it that makes this line so very good? I really don't see why it would work so well

I thought that the IDEL 'not looking for a soumate etcetc' line was the go-to line that was being used to answer questions like that.

I currently use IDEL's soulmate line, and it doesn't flow with my style. Chaos's line is very IDGAF.

I'd have to run it around 10 times to get a decent sample size. My guess on results would be, if they're throwing you the question as a chit test, then this is a solid response. If they're genuinely interested in rapport building and looking to see if what you're looking for aligns with what she's looking for, then she'll press for a more solid response, in which case I can use IDEL's 'soulmate' line.

Basically chaos's response is a typical 'player' (I answered the question but didn't really answer it) response, in the same vein as 'I don't kiss and tell' is a response to 'how many women have you slept with?', both sub-communicate you are good with girls.

IDEL's response is a 'nice but cool guy' response.

This is one of those make or break questions when it comes to securing the meet, so it needs to be answered effectively.

[chaoserver]

No hate, srs question

But what is it that makes this line so very good? I really don't see why it would work so well

I thought that the IDEL 'not looking for a soumate etcetc' line was the go-to line that was being used to answer questions like that.

Its great because the usual answer they get will be something blunt like "just looking to hook up/nothing serious" or "seeing whats on here, hoping to meet a cool girl to build something more with". Both of these portray you poorly, as the question is basically a chit test.

That line indicates A. everyone is on tinder B. Not gonna give you a speech about love C. Not gonna be tactlessly blunt with you, but we both know what is up here D. Terseness of response shows you don't really give a fck

Something about the line just telegraphs- I'm not thirsty, and this isn't my first rodeo. Now, if you do want to wife a chick up don't use it, but otherwise its excellent. And to those who might think its because I'm good looking and I could say anything, yes it might help me get away with terse lines like that, but I have personally responded to that question in other ways, and while that obviously can work, this has been leaps and bounds beyond any of those lines.

[liftyousay]

Got a naughty one on my hands this morning

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[Rosco75]

What do Misc?

[OCaml]

What do Misc?

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South Florida brah checking in. Get her phone number and then choose a bar on Atlantic Avenue.

[Rosco75]

South Florida brah checking in. Get her phone number and then choose a bar on Atlantic Avenue.

Atlantic down south or up north? There are two brah

[OCaml]

Atlantic down south or up north? There are two brah

There's only one that I know of in Delray Beach. It's got a nice downtown area east of I-95.

[Rosco75]

There's only one that I know of in Delray Beach. It's got a nice downtown area east of I-95.

Gotcha. In for results.

[FlashWad3]

Gotcha. In for results.

Shes from delray bruh....the Sith Lord has already got her.

[Rosco75]

Shes from delray bruh....the Sith Lord has already got her.

Aware me on sith lord?

[FlashWad3]

Aware me on sith lord?

[semelc]

Its great because the usual answer they get will be something blunt like "just looking to hook up/nothing serious" or "seeing whats on here, hoping to meet a cool girl to build something more with". Both of these portray you poorly, as the question is basically a chit test.

That line indicates A. everyone is on tinder B. Not gonna give you a speech about love C. Not gonna be tactlessly blunt with you, but we both know what is up here D. Terseness of response shows you don't really give a fck

Something about the line just telegraphs- I'm not thirsty, and this isn't my first rodeo. Now, if you do want to wife a chick up don't use it, but otherwise its excellent. And to those who might think its because I'm good looking and I could say anything, yes it might help me get away with terse lines like that, but I have personally responded to that question in other ways, and while that obviously can work, this has been leaps and bounds beyond any of those lines.

I like that line. I don't get the question as much as I used to, but that's my move from here on. I may be on spread w/ you but if not - reps. Glad you're in here. Good suggestions so far u aesthetic *******

[VitaCrave]

sloots gonna sloot

[Dwreckk]

Can anyone that does really well with women post a cliffs section on the mentality and what sorta stuff to say on dates. I'm finally matching with a lot of 7's and above on tinder and I can text well enough to get dates but i'm completely lost when it comes to having a good date or trying to flirt.

I went on a tinder date about a week ago to a local bar, the date pretty much ended up in the girl talking about herself for an hour. Even though i made her laugh a little bit and the conversation never really got awkward it just felt like she thought of me as just a friend by the end of the night. There were close to no sexual vibes at all

I'm just trying to hookup or in the very least get a girl to want to go out again with me on a second date. That also brings up the question if you meet a girl in a public setting how do you guys usually go about getting her back to your place?

[BRBMakingMoney]

Can anyone that does really well with women post a cliffs section on the mentality and what sorta stuff to say on dates.

Cliffs!? Guys that do really well with women that don't have something extraordinary going for them have usually worked pretty hard at it, or they were lucky enough for it to come naturally to them. But you can't even be bothered reading the the first post in this thread and want cliffs! Try starting here:
http://forum.bodybuilding.com/showth...post1338830601

[BlazingCaveman]

Can anyone that does really well with women post a cliffs section on the mentality and what sorta stuff to say on dates. I'm finally matching with a lot of 7's and above on tinder and I can text well enough to get dates but i'm completely lost when it comes to having a good date or trying to flirt.

I went on a tinder date about a week ago to a local bar, the date pretty much ended up in the girl talking about herself for an hour. Even though i made her laugh a little bit and the conversation never really got awkward it just felt like she thought of me as just a friend by the end of the night. There were close to no sexual vibes at all

I'm just trying to hookup or in the very least get a girl to want to go out again with me on a second date. That also brings up the question if you meet a girl in a public setting how do you guys usually go about getting her back to your place?

Read the tl;drs in the first post. Also read what the top-posters in the previous threads have said.

[mh90]

In on 10th topic from England very successful on tinder

So guys I am asking what if you was in my situation of being successful always matching getting numbers etc my text game is usually 90% of the time successful but I can't slay at my house or bring them back because of my parents being at home and the fact I don't own a car these are the two biggest cock blocks what would you guys do or spin a story?

You don't. What you do is A. Save up for a hotel or B (best option) Work on sorting your life out, get a job and move out. Then tinder is easy mode.

[FeelTheFear]

What openers are you guys using!

I usually send Dtf

Or

So does this mean we are bf/gf now?

Every girl says yes and then they don't respond lol

[Ises]

Its great because the usual answer they get will be something blunt like "just looking to hook up/nothing serious" or "seeing whats on here, hoping to meet a cool girl to build something more with". Both of these portray you poorly, as the question is basically a chit test.

That line indicates A. everyone is on tinder B. Not gonna give you a speech about love C. Not gonna be tactlessly blunt with you, but we both know what is up here D. Terseness of response shows you don't really give a fck

Something about the line just telegraphs- I'm not thirsty, and this isn't my first rodeo. Now, if you do want to wife a chick up don't use it, but otherwise its excellent. And to those who might think its because I'm good looking and I could say anything, yes it might help me get away with terse lines like that, but I have personally responded to that question in other ways, and while that obviously can work, this has been leaps and bounds beyond any of those lines.

Wait...WAIT, so if a girl asks on POF/Tinder: "So what are you looking to get out of POF/Tinder?"
Bert Response :: " I'm just here to meet new people, and see if I have chemistry with anyone."

^^ My response is essentially.....I failed her Chit test? Aw **** man. I thought that answer was open ended enough, yet leaves a lot to imagination. Guess I got to be more cheeky? What if a girl doesn't say anything in response to (above answer)? Anything I can follow up with?..

edit** My reasoning using above line, is cause She started a convo with me, basically asked very direct questions, "Where do you work?", "What are you studying?" bla bla, i guess all this was a chit test maybe. FML, i'm way too logical for this ****. Lesson learned though for future reference, always be a cheeky kunt.

[Kblavkalash]

Brbmakingmoney, that wine line is boss. Got 3 numbers in 1 day, it's more numbers than in whole month with my chit chat bull**** lol. What i don't understand is i got girls #, then ask her out and she says she is leaving next day back to her country, i am like wtf

[semelc]

Brahs,

I've experienced a fair # of chit tests from tindering. I typically push to meet quickly, and as a side effect I get thrown chit left and right. One of the most common tests I face is when I ask for their #. "Why should I give you my number?" "I barely know you" "You could be a serial killer" etc, etc.

Obnoxious, and I've tried a bunch of responses. I'm currently running the following. Essentially, give them 3 questions, and if they like the answers, they give you their #. Maybe it's been ITT's before - not sure. I find it's great because you control frame of conversation, answer their questions, and ask for their #. Here's an example from this morning as I prep for my Missouri trip:


Cute girl. I want to be inside of her.




(note: I use ma'am because I was born in the south and it's a second-nature thing. Try it with sloots. Works like a charm).




she on that british broadcasting company time? TBD



See the benefit of the 3 questions? Keep your responses tight, dink measure if you can, and then get that #. Takes a little longer, but for the tough nuts to crack this could be helpful. Give it a shot. Let me know if it helps any of you *******s.

[Dridant]

Brahs,

I've experienced a fair # of chit tests from tindering. I typically push to meet quickly, and as a side effect I get thrown chit left and right. One of the most common tests I face is when I ask for their #. "Why should I give you my number?" "I barely know you" "You could be a serial killer" etc, etc.

Obnoxious, and I've tried a bunch of responses. I'm currently running the following. Essentially, give them 3 questions, and if they like the answers, they give you their #. Maybe it's been ITT's before - not sure. I find it's great because you control frame of conversation, answer their questions, and ask for their #. Here's an example from this morning as I prep for my Missouri trip:


Cute girl. I want to be inside of her.




(note: I use ma'am because I was born in the south and it's a second-nature thing. Try it with sloots. Works like a charm).




she on that british broadcasting company time? TBD



See the benefit of the 3 questions? Keep your responses tight, dink measure if you can, and then get that #. Takes a little longer, but for the tough nuts to crack this could be helpful. Give it a shot. Let me know if it helps any of you *******s.

Gj on the number. I probably wouldn't have gone this route as it seems that you are qualifying to her which generally doesn't work. But alas, it has. Well played.

[BobLoblawBrah]

This "Can I be direct? " line is fantastic.
Got a HBB number this way, probably my best match this week. Told her im not in the business of wasting anybodies time so text me and we will get a drink this weekend. then got her number and said im going to bed we will hash out the finer points later. Still need to hit her back, probably tonight, feel free to guide me brahs HBB's make me second guess myself.


Another one that is funny is "I've got a position I encourage you to apply for." wait for her reply "doggystyle", "missionary", etc. play of that.

[Dwreckk]

Cliffs!? Guys that do really well with women that don't have something extraordinary going for them have usually worked pretty hard at it, or they were lucky enough for it to come naturally to them. But you can't even be bothered reading the the first post in this thread and want cliffs! Try starting here:
http://forum.bodybuilding.com/showth...post1338830601

Read the tl;drs in the first post. Also read what the top-posters in the previous threads have said.

sorry guys. i've skipped a couple threads, figured the first topic posts were pretty much just sneaky's still. while they're great i wanted something more of examples of real situations as opposed to mindsets and mentalities to build.

like i never saw him talk about what he says when he wants to bring a girl home from a bar

i'll read the first post and come back with any questions i have.

also lol at brbmakingmoney's analysis on getting a resistant 7's number. all those words could have been summed up into one paragraph

[MaximumPotato]

Tinder match fooled me into thinking she was 30 lbs lighter than she really was the other weekend. Embarrassed to be seen with her out at a bar. Farking whale in a green dress. Glad I was in a new city at the time. FML.

[BobLoblawBrah]

i usually say something like if youre getting tired ive got a futon you can sleep on for $50 tonight. They always look at me and laugh like this is ridiculous and either mention the bed or sleeping on the floor. I offer 25 for the floor. When they ask about what it takes to sleep in the bed, i say we can negotiate, 10 bucks and a massage, she'll dispute the 10 but not the massage. Basically whittle it down to her agreeing to be in bed with you.

Start outrageous but whittle it down to the truth.

and if you dont break the touch barrier ASAP, ie. hug, kiss on the cheek, nothing will happen. i hug my girls as soon as I see them.