Tinder Thread Part X: To match, or not to match. That is the question

[PlateauTooSoon]

Lol, which miscer(s) was it, reveal yourselves:




Also, strong "don't ask if I'm DTF" then saying she's DTF everywhere else.

[ChadBrochoCinco]

That taco line has been money for me. 99% of the sloots on tinder have taco tuesday in their bio so have at em brahs

Inb4 I engage in flirtatious/ sarcastic banter with this chick for a few days, convo is going smoothly, attempt to set up a date, and shyt falls apart. Story of my tinder life

[lolnattylifting]

Tinder on dat der easy mode.

[goodcupcakes]

Jen pls














Well that ended quickly

[goodcupcakes]

Illana pls,










Pls respond Illana

[LieutenantGains]

Sent a girl the shamelessly flirt with you/netflix and wine line and she responds saying "that sounds nice!", then after I ask her which night she's free this week she says "Well I have a boyfriend, don't watch tv, don't drink alcohol, and don't cuddle with strangers so you can't just take me anywhere"

ufokinwutm8

[Ravishing_Rick]

Tinder on dat der easy mode.

[img]http://i.imgur.com/krBkefW.jpg[/g]

that still work


edit: just tested it
gf bf works,
spoon confuses them

[nctarheels21]

In for stories of MattyM and the rape van. Hope you stayed safe brah.

[MetroBrah]

that still work


edit: just tested it
gf bf works,
spoon confuses them

im going for it on my next one. Practicing a more short and sweet air-tight pitch

[Ravishing_Rick]

im going for it on my next one. Practicing a more short and sweet air-tight pitch

got number

[MattyMiscer]

In for stories of MattyM and the rape van. Hope you stayed safe brah.

She texted me at 9 (when she was supposed to be getting off work) and said she might be working later. I said no worries and just let me know when to head her way and then didn't hear back. I figured she was flaking and just laid down and knocked out the last three eps of True Detective (wtf even happened in that show???).

Then she double texted me at like 1:45 in the morning:
"I made a rookie mistake."
"I tried to take a nap when I had no business trying to do that"

Yeah, that doesn't make sense. Working till 9 (or later) and trying to take a nap afterwards? That's just called going to sleep. The last text I got from her before that was right at 9 so I'm thinking she did get off at 9 but set up other plans, maybe had someone else over, and she responded with the nap text after that ended (aka probably right after she finished getting smashed)



I may try to set something up later this week if she's down but I'm not putting in much effort and I'm definitely wrapping it up if I smash. Honestly I feel like I've gotta do it now just so I have a story for the misc. This may turn into another "masturbation girl" type story (see previous post ITT about her).

Also a little curious about the address thing. She said she lives in Fairfax, her ******** says the same thing (stalked it with her phone #), and she goes to school there but when she gave me her address it was in Centreville. Not far, but I don't know why she would say she lives in Fairfax if that address legit.

[nctarheels21]

LOL I've used the nap excuse before when I've double booked dates and forgot to cancel one of them. After sexors with the one girl I'm like oh fuk I never texted the other one back to cancel. "Man thats the last time I lay down saying 'just 5 minutes'" She didn't buy it tho and went NC on me haha.

[athlete1010]

Girl says she tends to get people all worked up over nothing...the options are endless. Wut do misc?

[luntao1]

Yes, that's exactly how it works.

Run chit test extraction game, girls will go through 100 profiles and right swipe 14 of them. The further from the tall, white, good looking ideal you are, the more of your matches will also have a wider swipe range. So they might be right swiping on 30 out of 100. This means you're potentially competing up against 30 other guys for the convo even after the match.

They are not responsive because they are chatting to 'hotter' guys. In NYC and London the guy/girl ratio's are better, so less competition and more options for men.


I don't disagree. Most major US cities are 'easy', especially if you're a good looking white guy, but I guarantee you, you are still working harder for lower quality than if you were in NYC or Chicago.

I agree with the analysis. However, I refuse to believe the competition in DC is harder than NYC. NYC has real male models, rich bankers, and hipster. DC isnt known for aesthetics.

Unrelated note: Potential smash tonight. Will post if it happens

[semelc]

I agree with the analysis. However, I refuse to believe the competition in DC is harder than NYC. NYC has real male models, rich bankers, and hipster. DC isnt known for aesthetics.

Unrelated note: Potential smash tonight. Will post if it happens

you're also mentioning the top 5% of NYC'ers. Without knowing exactly i'm guessing there aren't a million rich bankers. A lot of people in NYC are probably incredibly average in Looks, Money, or Status. Chit, I'd bet having your own place there and being average aesthetics is enough to drown in a sea of pointless poocy.

The volume outweights the potential loss of smash to higher value men. It's incredibly disproportionate in cities that scale.

Or smaller cities, honestly. I'm doing a Pacific Northwest stint right now and I'm amazed at how receptive women are. Then I realized the average guy in these small towns I'm going through are probably <5 on the scale, and so being a soft 7 is enough to give me some serious options.

Just my thoughts.

[VAPump]

lol can only assume you're referring to Drink the District in dc and the top golf in kingstowne. We on that neighbor time brah?


I've got a pretty good first-date-smash rate but I'm just getting back into tinder again. Girl that I had incredible chemistry with made me wait until the second date last summer and then we dated for a year, lol.

drink the district is one of them (might be the most common, think they run several events a year), and kingstowne is the only top golf around (although drove by the loudoun location the other day and it looks almost ready! i'll gladly drive out there instead if they have a real parking lot with more than 20 spaces)

possibly on neighbor time, lol. i'm over in arlington, little over a mile north of clarendon

[MMatheus]

@mattymiscer - she might ve actually fallen asleep in a nap, ive done that numerous times and ****ed up on meetings/dates. give her another shot

[VAPump]

I agree with the analysis. However, I refuse to believe the competition in DC is harder than NYC. NYC has real male models, rich bankers, and hipster. DC isnt known for aesthetics.

Unrelated note: Potential smash tonight. Will post if it happens

DC is the power seat of the world. Girls love power. And DC overall is much more wealthy than NYC. In fact, it's MUCH more wealthy than anywhere else in the US.

http://www.breitbart.com/big-governm...sehold-income/



I've had girls be totally not interested, and then suddenly on my dik as soon as I tell them where in the government I work, or they get an idea of my income. And I'm not a part of the 1% that you are referring to for New York, I'm the typical joe around here.

[MattyMiscer]

[VitaCrave]

f

unaware, you still dating the chick she named lol?

[vetopower]

possibly on neighbor time, lol.

You and Matty are potentially eskimo brothers!

[dkahns51]

See if she will help mend your breakup wounds.

[MattyMiscer]

unaware, you still dating the chick she named lol?

lol no, broke up about a month ago.


Looked more closely at that girl's pictures and one of them is definitely taken from the rooftop of the place my ex used to work

[MattyMiscer]

stay safe tinder girls

[Lt.Dangle]

the stuff guys say on here to get a chick to respond lol lower yourself into the depths

[rekonstructed]

tfw white guy on tinder and the main girls that are aggressively trying to get at you are latinas and asian girls

but you want white girls

but they're tough for everyone!

[athlete1010]

Matty I Just matched that same girl and opened...let the competition ensue haha

[Crackzaa]

lmao. matched with one of my dad's former employees daughters. sounds weird as fuk but I didn't realize until after i messaged her. Saw we had a bunch of mutual friends, checked my cousin's FB (he was one of them) and saw her last name and had an oohhhh moment. I've actually been to her house to play poker with her dad before. we aren't all that far off in age and she had dem teddies from her tinder moment.

convo between us thus far, may have already blown it:

Me: Hey Girl. my netflix is broken can I come over and watch yours?
Me (Liked teddies moment)
Her: PFt lame try again ahhah
Me: You're so cute I'm going to knit us matching sweaters
Her: I got that already actually lmao
Me: Points for effort though right?
Her: Sure!
Me: Maybe not full points, but whatever i lose for finesse i make up for in good looks
Me: Atleast that's what my mom always tells me

last response was an hour ago. I dont think she knows that i know her dad lol.

[lmaoits]

Can someone look through my pics and tell me which ones i should use?

[BRBMakingMoney]

I agree with the analysis. However, I refuse to believe the competition in DC is harder than NYC. NYC has real male models, rich bankers, and hipster. DC isnt known for aesthetics.
Unrelated note: Potential smash tonight. Will post if it happens

you're also mentioning the top 5% of NYC'ers. Without knowing exactly i'm guessing there aren't a million rich bankers. A lot of people in NYC are probably incredibly average in Looks, Money, or Status. Chit, I'd bet having your own place there and being average aesthetics is enough to drown in a sea of pointless poocy.

The volume outweights the potential loss of smash to higher value men. It's incredibly disproportionate in cities that scale.

Or smaller cities, honestly. I'm doing a Pacific Northwest stint right now and I'm amazed at how receptive women are. Then I realized the average guy in these small towns I'm going through are probably <5 on the scale, and so being a soft 7 is enough to give me some serious options.

Just my thoughts.

Spot on.

The top value guys in NYC are so diluted by shear volume. You also have so many new women entering the city constantly that you can snare them as soon as they enter. Eventually, she might upgrade, but there'll be another newbie just around the corner to satisfy you.

Also, huge wealth gap, and wealth gaps mean hot gold diggers (or not even gold diggers, but just chicks that want to be taken to nice restaurants and bars etc. as opposed to another netflix and pizza date). She's sharing some chitty run down apartment in Brooklyn and working for tips as a waitress, and you've got your own place on the Upper East Side. Just having your own place in Manhattan is probably a DHV in itself.

So you may not be a 10 aesthetically, but you actually have a shot of making it financially, socially etc. and can compensate heavily for 'only' being a 7-8.

DC is the power seat of the world. Girls love power. And DC overall is much more wealthy than NYC. In fact, it's MUCH more wealthy than anywhere else in the US.
http://www.breitbart.com/big-governm...sehold-income/

Yes, exactly...

The wealthier a city the more aesthetics (and everything else) plays a part. If women are all swimming in money and high paying cushy government jobs etc. they will settle for nothing but the BEST. And that means 6'+, tall, good looking (and that's just to not get a f**k off when you approach or a get a right swipe), then on top of all that you have to be rich, successful, charming etc.

And Luntao you phucker, I ran 2.7/1 vs the mm in DC and lined up dates with ease, come here to Syd. I run.. wait for it... 10/1 vs the mm here... TEN TO MOTHERF*CKING ONE, and if you think DC chicks are aggressive at pursuing top tier aesthetic guys, I guarantee you, you haven't seen what Australian chicks are willing to do/agree to for the chance to spread her legs for him.

Grinded out a date tonight with a hot American girl. So you phuckers that think American girls are bad, you have NO IDEA. Your plight is our saving grace.

Welcome to the joys of living in an extremely left wing, socialist, highly feminist, hugely secular, wealth abundant country.