So my boy just invited me to a wedding, and...I think he may be marrying a brah.

[celltechbrahz]

After a thorough analysis of the inverted triangle created by the space where her legs meet I have successfully determined there is less than a 5% chance this chick is a dude.

[Voluspa]

[gjames017]

They've only kissed, NOTHING ELSE...says she's a "good girl" and waits until marriage. If you ask me she's a tranny trying to score a green card.

I would tell him straight up he is an idiot if he marries having only kissed this "girl." What is this the 17th century?

Hong Kong doesn't have that many trannies, but idk what to say here...

Does she look like a typical HK woman? I thought they would look more Chinese, to me she looks filipino (ladyboy islands).

[JohnyyBravo]

that tranny gif at first page....wtf man

[newleaseonlife]

After a thorough analysis of the inverted triangle created by the space where her legs meet I have successfully determined there is less than a 5% chance this chick is a dude.

I hope you're right

[newleaseonlife]

I would tell him straight up he is an idiot if he marries having only kissed this "girl." What is this the 17th century?



Does she look like a typical HK woman? I thought they would look more Chinese, to me she looks filipino (ladyboy islands).

she is filipino, working in HK....strong knowledge of your asian "women"

[cromofo]

I hope you're right

can't they shower together or somechit? it doesn't have to be sex

just touch her there god dangit

[Pown]

cot damn this bish looks soulless and boring as fuark, donotwant/10

[icomesb4u]

spot for sale

[gjames017]

she is filipino, working in HK....strong knowledge of your asian "women"

red flags poppin up all over the place

[newleaseonlife]

can't they shower together or somechit? it doesn't have to be sex

just touch her there god dangit

she's claiming to be a 29 year old virgin. LMFAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO...that nudity is only reserved for the husband.

[newleaseonlife]

red flags poppin up all over the place

[hausbaws]

They've only kissed, NOTHING ELSE...says she's a "good girl" and waits until marriage. If you ask me she's a tranny trying to score a green card.

I was on the fence until I read this ^ das a mane, and das not it mane... asians are all sloots for americans too so this makes no sense x2. their culture objectifies women and encourages them to sloot and that men can run through them with no repercussions aka GOAT culture... they get in trouble for reporting rapes and chit and nobody gets charged with chit, unless you snuff the girl out or something.

[HIIT]

You said it - she's a tranny trying to score a green card.

I can't believe this is real. If a low to medium rep poster made this thread, just so you know, everyone would think this is a troll thread and you would have been negged to chit. It's that unbelievable.

There's no win situation for you - either you don't intervene and he gets screwed, or you do and he hates you.

Marriage is a terrible idea anyway. Throw in the fact she's 99% a tranny. And from Asia trying to get a green card. And the different culture and language barriers. And they've never had sex. She's a virgin?? Ur...her arse sure as hell isn't.

The only thing in favour of the marriage working is the actually the fact the future wife is a man and so, despite being a fruitloop, might still be quite a bit less crazy than an actual woman.

[LuNaTiC1988]

how do you guys see that this is a man? are there any tricks?

i srsly don't see a man when i look at that

It's not, the misc just thinks every asian chick is a tranny. They've beat off to entirely too much tran porn so they think they're experts at spotting them now.

[LuNaTiC1988]

God it is one ugly female though.. sheesh

[RICHSTRONG]

This actually ruined my day too. Thanks buddy.

Out of curiosity, what does one type into google search to discover such a gif?

I just google penis to start with..then just go thru the 100+ pages to get to this gif that i posted. Tedious yes...but worth every second. (no homo of course)

[sdshakal]

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[AloeVeraJuice]

oh fooking lord white people in asia
you have chinese hotties and you go for the fricken filipinos

strong everythign

obvs she's on that green card time

fml white ppl

edit: he, he's* etc.

[newleaseonlife]

I was on the fence until I read this ^ das a mane, and das not it mane... asians are all sloots for americans too so this makes no sense x2. their culture objectifies women and encourages them to sloot and that men can run through them with no repercussions aka GOAT culture... they get in trouble for reporting rapes and chit and nobody gets charged with chit, unless you snuff the girl out or something.

Are you fuking with me? So there must be some fundamental reason as to why she's still a virgin at 29? I wonder if he knows this...

[white_pele]

fuark.. how can he end up hating you if you save him from trannymarriage? aware your brah don't think about the consequences

[newleaseonlife]

It's not, the misc just thinks every asian chick is a tranny. They've beat off to entirely too much tran porn so they think they're experts at spotting them now.

God it is one ugly female though.. sheesh

I don't think all asian women are trannies, she just came off very overly done, and coupled with the lack of intimacy send the alarms into a frenzy

I just google penis to start with..then just go thru the 100+ pages to get to this gif that i posted. Tedious yes...but worth every second. (no homo of course)

I don't know if "no homo" is gonna save you rich

oh fooking lord white people in asia
you have chinese hotties and you go for the fricken filipinos

strong everythign

obvs she's on that green card time

fml white ppl

edit: he, he's* etc.

he's not white...he's a dark skinned black guy.

[newleaseonlife]

fuark.. how can he end up hating you if you save him from trannymarriage? aware your brah don't think about the consequences

I've been talking to him for the past hour or so...Turns out he picked her out of 7 other sl00ts.

[white_pele]

I've been talking to him for the past hour or so...Turns out he picked her out of 7 other sl00ts.

wut.. why..

[DerKommander]

If he/she makes him happy does it matter?

[newleaseonlife]

wut.. why..

I just asked him that (along with other pressing questions) and he went NC on me. Just bounced...

[flabs2abs1]

I just asked him that (along with other pressing questions) and he went NC on me. Just bounced...

I have a feeling this is going to end very badly...

[TheJimmyRustler]

Hovered, saw you said your buddy was marrying a Brit and you were worried she might be a he, came in to post that she's from the UK, that's just what British women look like....and I'm from the UK.

Damn you, misc, now I hate my own people.

[HIIT]

fuark.. how can he end up hating you if you save him from trannymarriage? aware your brah don't think about the consequences

IN THE NAVY: "that's ridiculous...HOW DARE YOU CALL MY SWEET JUNKETTA A TRANSSEXUAL!! You are uninvited from my lovely wedding, never speak to me again."

*wedding night*

JUNKETTA: "baby i am virgin. my vagin v small and delicate he he he. tonight we do bum bum??"

IN THE NAVY: "oh excellent!!!!"

*6 months later*

IN THE NAVY: "darling...um...we've been married for 6 months and we only do anal....can we..."

JUNKETTA: "um....yes..but period now...um..."

IN THE NAVY: "oh ok then"

*IN THE NAVY passes OP on the street*

"Fuark you OP, you *******...I have a wonderful marriage to a beautiful woman...screw you for trying to be a homewrecker...burn in hell."

[exyl]

I've been talking to him for the past hour or so...Turns out he picked her out of 7 other sl00ts.

Well, when he calls you on the night of his honeymoon in tears, just take him out for a beer and hold back the I told you so's. It's gonna be a traumatizing event for him I imagine. Kind of like how rich's gif just makes you


But x 1,000,000 and on an emotional level