Gym receptionist texted me...help me get laid misc
I went to this trial day for a gym in another city. I have no intentions of signing up but she keeps emailing offers and chit. Today she texted me, tell me something cheeky to say
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05-28-2015, 03:46 PM #1Swimmer
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Gym receptionist texted me...help me get laid misc
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05-28-2015, 03:47 PM #2︻╦╤─ bang bang
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"im bout to enroll this cawk in ur terd cutter Amanda, how bout that? lol"
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05-28-2015, 03:49 PM #3Premium Gold Member
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She wants that big long and hard blue credit card swiped through her dripping wet cash register at only $55 a month mmmmm
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05-28-2015, 03:49 PM #4Banned
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Send this to make her feel bad and laugh at the same time (ultimate hookup material)
The worst thing has happened just yesterday.
I was sitting there in front of my PC, pants down, fapping to one of the hottest hentai pic I could've ever found on my hard disk, when my mother walked in.
Normally, I would've just tried to hide my erection by pulling my pants back up and pretending to do something else, preferably the least suspicious possible, but not then.
As I was nearing the end of my masturbatory session and couldn't hold it back anymore, I closed my eyes and let myself overwhelm to the orgasm just at the same moment she opened that damned door. I knew I should've locked it, but I believed nobody would've ever bothered entering without asking beforehand.
Thus, being unable to see anything for all the time I enjoyed the, let's say, "warm feeling", I couldn't have noticed she was here since the beginning.
So, yeah, my mother saw me ejaculating till the last drop of semen, and in the lewdest way possible, even.
It was only when I was finally done and did a swift peek to see if I had done any mess on the floor, that I realized her presence.
My heart went right down my stomach at her sight: she was just standing there, staring at me with dismay, then left the room without saying anything. I'm not lying if I admit that, then as now, I just wanted to die due to the huge embarrassment that followed.
About a day has passed since the incident, and she hasn't spoke a word to me yet. She hasn't made it evident, but I strongly sense that the good old days have abruptly come to an end for me.
And between you and me, something amazing happened... and now I can talk to animals! It's really cool, but totally secret. And you know what? Life's never been the same.
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05-28-2015, 03:49 PM #5Registered User
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05-28-2015, 03:49 PM #6Registered User
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Lmao
Edit: Welp this thread blew up, subbing to readLast edited by GixxerSixxer; 05-29-2015 at 04:01 AM.
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05-28-2015, 03:49 PM #7Top Tier Miscer
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LMAO she doesn't wanna fuk you, stupid fukn OP strikes again
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05-28-2015, 03:51 PM #8spanne meine Muskeln an
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OP please deliver lmfao. This would make my day if you send this.Originally Posted by DatOneDood
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05-28-2015, 03:52 PM #9Swimmer
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I was joking about the getting laid part fgts, but tell me something cheeky to say
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05-28-2015, 03:52 PM #10Redraiders Whiteknight<3
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Ask her for private session and i will rep you.
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05-28-2015, 03:56 PM #11Registered User
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"Does the additional trial sessions involve you with me getting something to eat?"
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05-28-2015, 03:56 PM #12Swimmer
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Fast misc
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05-28-2015, 03:57 PM #13
Ask her if she has any good tips for training biceps
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05-28-2015, 03:58 PM #14What the cuck?!
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dickpic. no words.
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05-28-2015, 03:58 PM #15Milf Hunter
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end of the month , she needs to reach her quota.. just sign up and let that bish get her commision for may
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05-28-2015, 04:00 PM #16I Am A God
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the "lol" at the end made me lose it. lmaoOriginally Posted by DatOneDood
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05-28-2015, 04:00 PM #17ThisOriginally Posted by DatOneDood
Do it, not like you gonna sign up anyways
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05-28-2015, 04:01 PM #18Registered User
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This, add aOriginally Posted by Yero91
so it cant be taken any other way.
Things are always as good or as bad as you think they're going to be
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05-28-2015, 04:03 PM #19Registered User
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My friend and I were literally just having a conversation just now about sexual chemistry between two people. I honestly couldn't focus on the convo because I had you on my mind. I just had this big grin on my face. I want to try something if you're game... I want you to fukc my face. Straddle me and just grind on it. I wanna suck your pussy juice and get it all over my face. I'm not gonna touch you, I just wanna use all tongue and let you get as nasty as you want. Then, let me turn you over in doggy and suck your pussy from the back.....slowly. Nibble the clit, let you put a finger in there and feed it to me. Then, after I've eaten my fill, whatever happens next, does. I don't even care about the sex, I just need to taste you.
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05-28-2015, 04:06 PM #20Curls for the girls
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lol lol lolOriginally Posted by Sladez
If do i'll rep for a couple months
Also after she responds if she gets all pissed and **** text "sorry my little brother had my phone and was messing around"
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05-28-2015, 04:14 PM #21Registered User
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05-28-2015, 04:15 PM #22Milf Hunter
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Originally Posted by RandomDudee
its prob a grouptext op, dont be a thirsty ****git and respond. She wants those last members for the end of the month quota.
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05-28-2015, 04:17 PM #23Be A Man Among Men
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Will rep for a month as wellOriginally Posted by GravityLee
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05-28-2015, 04:20 PM #24Let's go Brandon!
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05-28-2015, 04:23 PM #25Registered User
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Please come through for us! I love these text trolls
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05-28-2015, 04:24 PM #26C-A-N-E-S CANES!
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holeefuk lolOriginally Posted by DatOneDood
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05-28-2015, 04:26 PM #27Don't be mad, be glad
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loll
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05-28-2015, 04:27 PM #28Registered User
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she wants $$$ but you might as well tell her you're not interested at this time but wanna clap dem cheeks lol i would in your situation too bad I had a dude when i went for a free trial at LA fitness
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05-28-2015, 04:31 PM #29Registered User
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tell her you've been working on your bedroom gymnastics and would like a private training session
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05-28-2015, 04:32 PM #30I Am A God
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OP say this you *******.Originally Posted by DatOneDood
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so it cant be taken any other way.
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