hey Misc, I invite you to cringe/lol at WhopperJr's sEXcaPAIDs (sex) (paid) (PICS))))
hey brahs. as many of you know, I have been on an escort rampage lately. I have learned quite a few things, through my FA and expensive journey, about the escort business. I invite you to take a look into these adventures and hopefully you will have a laugh/cringe.
today:
was going to see an escort, but wasn't sure if I was gonna make it on time. she ended up cancelling my appointment due to me hesitating on the timing. apparently she had good reviews, so I was gonna give her a shot:
then I went to another escort who was avail, and got suck n **** for $260. she's a tight romanian spinner
she lowered her rate from 300 to 260 because she did incall at her own place. she usually does incall as escort at her mom's place, and her mom is supportive of her part-time job AYY LMAO
I couldn't cum after ****ing her because I watched too much pronz. I had a semi most of the time with the condom, since she was tight as fuk. then I headed back to where I live (1 hr drive) and hitted up some more sloots on backpages.
see my other thread: http://forum.bodybuilding.com/showth...hp?t=167567451
this was one of the sloots:
I'm not a big fan of curvy women, but she looked like she had a tight waist. but then while I was texting her I got a response from this hbb:
looks pretty good right? WRONG. I started talking to the thin one and asked if I can meet with her for 5 min. I intended to leave if she was not that good looking, and turns out she wasn't (srs).
edit1 at 9:46pm EST: my previous escorting experience have been minimal. however, I am getting more experienced in terms of knowing the biz and their dirty little tricks. few weeks ago I went to an escort and didn't like what I saw. but I was beta and paid for 0.5hr just to chat (srs). then that same night I got an escort on outcall but she was the one that took my money and ran.
all in all, tomorrow I will be going to toronto again where I will be dealing with agencies who will have better escorts as their income depends on their reputation. will be smashing a tiny tight hbb.
edit2 at 10:12pm EST: see post 25 for pics of sloots I'll be smashing tomorrow. OP also collects panties from the sloots he banged. I have 3 so far. will take pic in a few min. stayed tuned misc.
edit3 at 11:07pm EST: updated pics of my sloot collection. I keep the panties of every sloot that I have a good time with. post 58
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05-19-2015, 06:37 PM #1Registered User
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hey Misc, I invite you to cringe/lol at WhopperJr's sEXcaPAIDs (sex) (paid) (PICS))))
Last edited by whopperJr; 05-19-2015 at 08:08 PM.
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05-19-2015, 06:39 PM #2Registered User
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In on yet another WhopperJR escort thread
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05-19-2015, 06:39 PM #3Registered User
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Ever been to an asian massage parolor? Guide please
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05-19-2015, 06:40 PM #4Registered User
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both sloots (curvy and thin one on backpage) were both fraudin their pics. their bodies looked like constipated elephants and had cankles. lesson learned confirmed: never visit backpages of small cities for escorts (unless they have good reviews from when they travel to big cities like toronto, montreal, etc)
the curvy sloot got mad:
in the above convo I just left. I made an excuse to say that I left my "donation" in my car. I went to my car, lit up a cig, then proceeded to drive off and go to a nearby stripclub (srs). ended up blowing $120 on lapdances but ended up getting a qt's panties (lel)
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05-19-2015, 06:42 PM #5Registered User
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05-19-2015, 06:42 PM #6Now that's a good post!
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What the fukk are you doing, OP?
READ THIS: You know how your Visa gift cards usually end up with $0.63 left on them, so then you carry them around for months before you eventually just throw them away? Well, Tarck's here to tell you that most charities have a PayPal link on their website where you can quickly donate that balance (even if you don't have a PayPal account). It only takes a moment and it beats literally throwing money away. Thanks for your time; we now return to your regularly scheduled cuckold and FA threads.
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05-19-2015, 06:42 PM #7Registered User
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Serious question, Why are you so desperate?
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05-19-2015, 06:45 PM #8Registered User
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05-19-2015, 06:46 PM #9
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05-19-2015, 06:49 PM #12Bodybalder
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05-19-2015, 06:49 PM #13Registered User
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05-19-2015, 06:51 PM #14Banned
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05-19-2015, 06:52 PM #15Registered User
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The above post is a 100% complete lie
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05-19-2015, 06:55 PM #16why are you gay
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Save your morals and send me the money *******
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05-19-2015, 06:55 PM #17Registered User
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last week when an escort got mad when I showed her my shredded pic
when using data for hours browsing backpages and escort review boards
the same "curvy" 2/10 sloot who posted a new ad as soon as I ditched her. then she found that it was me.
tfw your front page of messages are escorts
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05-19-2015, 06:56 PM #18Stinky Cheese Kid
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05-19-2015, 06:59 PM #20Shadow out of time
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BrB starting a business for all the Miscers paying escorts... , pay me 80% instead and I'll take you out get you laid and you'll have a good night as well
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05-19-2015, 07:01 PM #21Registered CEO
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What do you do for a living where you can just blow hundreds of dollars every day on hookers?
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05-19-2015, 07:03 PM #22Registered User
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Op srs question..
Is it hard to get taken srs when people see you drive a Chrysler 300?**Black out tape over all laptop/cell phone cameras so gov cant spy on me fapping crew**
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05-19-2015, 07:03 PM #23
Took your money and ran? Wtf elaborate
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05-19-2015, 07:03 PM #24i think im getting one when i get the house to myself. besides google image search, what do u check if they dont have reviews?Originally Posted by whopperJr
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05-19-2015, 07:05 PM #25Registered User
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which escort should I bang tomorrow? I am going to tdot to do some legit business, so I figured I'm gonna head out and bust a nut since I didn't nut today. almost 2 days of no jizz. yesterday was edging, today was no-fap. tomorrow I hope my Jr will not be sore and will be ready to pump :O
alice:
Age 19
Height 5'5" (65 inches)
Weight 118lbs
weight per height: 1.81lbs/in
anastasia:
Age 26
Height 5'8" (68 inches)
Weight 125lbs
weight per height: 1.83lbs/in
andrea:
Age 23
Height 5'4" (64 inches)
Weight 118lbs
weight per height: 1.84lb/in
aurora:
Age 20
Height 5'3" (63 inches)
Weight 98lbs
she's petite which is my fave but she's sorta pale from the other pics. weight per height: 1.56lbs/in
avery:
Age 20
Height 5'6" (66 inches)
Weight 120lbs
weight per height: 1.81lbs/in
ella:
Age 22
Height 5'2" (62 inches)
Weight 95lbs
decent stats but might have babyface, which is not my preference. weight per height: 1.53lb/in
nadia:
Age 22
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weight per height: 1.84lbs/inLast edited by whopperJr; 05-19-2015 at 07:11 PM.
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05-19-2015, 07:07 PM #26
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Das It mane.
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