McDonalds selling kale, give me a break

[crupiea]

So its not news that McD's has been under pressure lately. They ousted the CEO and the new and improved person seems to think that selling kale will somehow turn their fortunes around.

I guess those people never eat at McDonalds.

I wish they would just use the in and out burger idea.

keep it simple, make them when you order them. get rid of all the stupd stuff that no one buys. You will never convince women its anything more then junk food.

To be 100% honest, if i went there and they had a dog turd sandwich on the menu, I would buy it before the kale salad. wouldnt eat it but would buy it for the funny factor.

[Rexcalibr]

Mcdonald's has been losing a lot of money and people are choosing places like Chipotle and Panera Bread over it I guess because they promote healthy, natural ingredients.

and before anyone says it, no Mcdonald's and Chipotle are not the same company.

[bigdogfarmhand]

I mire their business model srs


They are big as Fuk


I love how people talk about all the business and money they lose to other healthier companies lately

But they post record profits every year

They make so much fukin Money

They can't sell enough franchises

People waiting in line to get in on it

[ElrondHubbard]

I like kale. I just don't see how McDonalds can avoid making it taste like mown weeds, though.

[7Seconds]

I've had kale once in my life ( I think). A couple of weeks ago I was in Chicago and I went out with a friend to a restaurant called the Purple Pig. For eight bucks, you can order Pig's Ear with Crispy Kale, Pickled Cherry Peppers & Fried Egg. it was incredible. In fact, six hours after I ate this at dinner, I went BACK to the same restaurant (while sh*tfaced) and ordered it again. Nothing else. Not even a drink. I sat at the bar, asked for the pig's ear, threw down ten dollars, and went to Pleasuretown. Alone. No one else was there to witness the moment. It was all mine. Just me and that ear.

[Clinos]

Mcdonald's has been losing a lot of money and people are choosing places like Chipotle and Panera Bread over it I guess because they promote healthy, natural ingredients.

and before anyone says it, no Mcdonald's and Chipotle are not the same company.

McDonalds is stuck in a quandary, they own the fast food/drive up industry but can't keep that same model to hit the other up and coming healthy chains.




(I heard its the same company btw)

[Bando]

up and coming healthy chains.

lulz at all the suckers buying into the healthy fast food concept. I had a sirloin burger from McD's today, threw out most of bun and enjoyed 35 g's of pretty dam tasty protein.

[so-tex]

I wouldn't be caught dead at a a McDonald's after 9:00 a.m.
As for kale, been eating It all my life. Now the cool kids are eating it. What's next.. Swiss chard I guess.

[Fishman15]

I wouldn't be caught dead at a a McDonald's after 9:00 a.m.
As for kale, been eating It all my life. Now the cool kids are eating it. What's next.. Swiss chard I guess.

Is that why your t-levels are over 800? I've heard Vitamin Kale helps with that...

[pharmamarketer]

I am thoroughly convinced Panera Bread is a place where queers meet to eat lunch... Queers and soccer moms... If you want to spend $12 and leave hungry Panera Bread is the place you want to go... Panera Bread is totally a weak fad.

Fuking hilarious. And very true

[mtpockets]

[Smelly bull]

Mcdonald's has been losing a lot of money and people are choosing places like Chipotle and Panera Bread over it I guess because they promote healthy, natural ingredients.

and before anyone says it, no Mcdonald's and Chipotle are not the same company.

December 2014 Financials...
MCD is not losing money.....
Gross Margin...38.1%
Operating Income..$7.9 billion
Free Cash flow..$4.1 billion

MCD is losing market share..which could lead to future losses.

[mikieson]

if i was owner of McDs I would tell people to f&* off..if you want health food cook at home. IF you want a quick burger on the go eat fastfood. People without backbones killing our country. Agree with me or not..dont care..make fun of "sonic,bk" and ME dont care..agree with me I dont care..

[mtpockets]

if i was owner of McDs I would tell people to f&* off..if you want health food cook at home. IF you want a quick burger on the go eat fastfood. People without backbones killing our country. Agree with me or not..dont care..make fun of "sonic,bk" and ME dont care..agree with me I dont care..

[MissHolly]

Why does it even matter if they put kale on the menu? If you don't like it, don't order it.

[Smelly bull]

if i was owner of McDs I would tell people to f&* off..if you want health food cook at home. IF you want a quick burger on the go eat fastfood. People without backbones killing our country. Agree with me or not..dont care..make fun of "sonic,bk" and ME dont care..agree with me I dont care..

But your not an owner of a MCD, therefore your juvenile "if I were an owner " rant doesn't count.

[Fishman15]

This is what happens when an attention whore wakes up and it's Mothers Day...

[Brackneyc]

How about a restaurant where you make your own pizza.

[so-tex]

How about a restaurant where you make your own pizza.

And bring your own ingredients.

[Fishman15]

How about a restaurant where you make your own pizza.

You can't have people sticking their hands in a 600 degree oven!

[so-tex]

You can't have people sticking their hands in a 600 degree oven!

Bring your own oven.

[FitnessBlue]

lulz at all the suckers buying into the healthy fast food concept. I had a sirloin burger from McD's today, threw out most of bun and enjoyed 35 g's of pretty dam tasty protein.

lulz...cause that patty is deff 100% beef huehuehue

[paolo59]

If you slather enough bacon grease on it, kale is pretty tasty!

[Brackneyc]

You can't have people sticking their hands in a 600 degree oven!

It's all supervised.

[so-tex]

If you slather enough bacon grease on it, kale is pretty tasty!

I love fried kale and spinach. Fry up some bacon, throw in the kale, sprinkle in flour and stir.

[Fishman15]

It's all supervised.

Oh...well...I'd invest but my money is all tied up in change right now.

[Karl_Hungus]

It's all supervised.

With all due respect, I can't imagine anyone, in any walk of life, under any circumstance, wanting to make their own pizza pie. But that's just me.

[Brackneyc]

With all due respect, I can't imagine anyone, in any walk of life, under any circumstance, wanting to make their own pizza pie. But that's just me.

That's you.

[ElrondHubbard]

My wife used to make the best pizza. Better than any of the restaurants. She had to stop because she couldn't eat gluten any more, or tomatoes. But those were good days.

[Clinos]

That's you.

I'm just saying..