GF doesn't use soap

[gainmusclefast]

anyone else heard of not using soap? she said she just bathes in water?

[Dpezy]

She bathes in water??!? What a sicko.

[HipHopLyrics]

Only bathes in milk crew

[gainmusclefast]

She bathes in water??!? What a sicko.

she says she read studies that soap is bad for your skin and apparently it drys her skin out.

[umop3pisdn]

um wtf op

[TypeNirvash]

Don't want to imagine how many UTI's your girl gets in a year.

[MareeWanna]

good to hear she's on no soap, sounds like your typical miscer.

[strengthgained]

Must smell like fermented tuna and Swiss cheese down there

[iTunesBrah]

she'd bathe in my cum if she was my girlfriend.

[Changedmalife]

inb4 oh what a cool hair (grease)

[umop3pisdn]

she says she read studies that soap is bad for your skin and apparently it drys her skin out.

Well then tell her to use some natural alternative.

[HankSchrader69]

Soap can be bad but she should have a replacement for it. Lol

[TypeZero]

lol@water.

I only bathe in the blood for dat immortality.

[JustJones]

How are her no soap gains?

[gainmusclefast]

i just linked her a study about soap and her response was why do you keep on about the soap.

then she said if i didn't tell you that i wouldn't have ever known anyway

[Afka]

water? like in the toilet!? groce

[Tarck]

i just linked her a study about soap and her response was why do you keep on about the soap.

then she said if i didn't tell you that i wouldn't have ever known anyway

Is that true? Did you think anything was off about her hygiene before she told you?

[HipHopLyrics]

i just linked her a study about soap and her response was why do you keep on about the soap.

then she said if i didn't tell you that i wouldn't have ever known anyway

Tell her that she's been smelling weird for years you just didn't wanna tell her

[TypeNirvash]

i just linked her a study about soap and her response was why do you keep on about the soap.

then she said if i didn't tell you that i wouldn't have ever known anyway

I mean, I've heard of girls washing their hair once a week but never heard of somebody going NC on soap.

Toss her this;

It all begins with water. Why won’t water just wash away dirt? Water molecules are made up of one oxygen atom and two hydrogen atoms. The hydrogen atoms are on one side of the molecule and the oxygen atom on the other. The hydrogen atoms each have a single electron, which usually “hangs out” near the oxygen atom, which has eight electrons of its own. This creates a positive charge on the hydrogen side of the water molecule and a negative charge on the oxygen side. The positively charged hydrogen end of each water molecule is attracted electrically to the negatively charged end of other nearby water molecules. This attraction causes countless temporary bonds between water molecules, which are what makes water stick together.

Within a container, or even a drop, of water, these bonds create a pull on all the molecules in every direction - except at the surface. The molecules at the surface have no molecules above them to pull on them, so they are only pulled by the molecules underneath them. This creates surface tension, making it possible to fill a glass noticeably above the rim. It also holds dew drops together in little spheres. Water strider insects actually skim around on the skin-like surface of ponds and streams, depressing the water surface under their tiny pontooned feet.

Water will dissolve something like sugar or salt, as their particles also have electrical charges, but dirt is usually associated with oil, and water is simply not attracted to oily things because they have no electrical charge. In fact, water and oil repel each other. If you put a greasy dish into water, the grease will actually flatten itself against the plate to get away from the water molecules.

Soap changes all this, starting with the surface tension. A soap molecule is a long hydrocarbon chain that looks a bit like a caterpillar. The head end loves water and hates oil, the tail end loves oil and hates water. When you add soap to water, the soap molecules near the surface squeeze between the surface molecules of the water and all stand on their water-loving heads with their water-hating tails in the air, reducing the surface tension of the water to about a third of its usual strength. (Soap bubbles last longer than plain water bubbles because there is too much surface tension in water for it to remain in a bubble. In a soap bubble, the tails of the soap molecules are on the outside of the bubble, which also protects it from evaporation. If you want to see how long you can keep a soap bubble, try putting it in a jar. One bubble lover kept a bubble for 341 days this way.)

Soap that is dispersed in water forms little clusters called micelles, as a group of soap molecule “caterpillars” get together with their tails in the center of the cluster away from the water. This gives the clusters a negative charge, so they repel each other and disperse throughout the water. When they encounter a bit of grease or oil they grab it and form a new micelle with the grease held inside the micelle. These particles are washed away when we rinse the soapy dishes.

Washing a person is similar. The reason water alone does not do the job is that we are oily. What dirt attaches itself to us is embedded in this oil, and it repels water. Until we reach for that bar of soap.

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[KramericaInd]

ask her how many chromosomes she has

[dizzin9]

does she at least use feminine wash?

[Peet36]

Mirin her dedication

[gainmusclefast]

just smelling her and her skin i couldn't tell, but downstairs definitely gives off a strong smell

[gainmusclefast]

does she at least use feminine wash?

about to ask

[Tarck]

just smelling her and her skin i couldn't tell, but downstairs definitely gives off a strong smell

Fukk, you need to say something. Maybe she could just dildo herself in both holes with the soap but not use it anywhere else?

[TypeNirvash]

about to ask

Found some relevant data on soap and skin oils that you may want to show her (in one of my posts above). She may actually be better off using soap, because not using it will cause her skin to get oily.

[PoundMobb]

I haven't used soap in over a year. It's unnecessary.

Like she said nobody ever can tell. I'll go days without showering and only use deodorant each day and be just fine.

Her downstairs problem on the other hand is not due to no soap lol. Probably smokes, is dehydrated and eats ****ing hot cheetoes for meals.

[FU3L]

Your gf is disgusting

[PoundMobb]

Found some relevant data on soap and skin oils that you may want to show her (in one of my posts above). She may actually be better off using soap, because not using it will cause her skin to get oily.

it doesn't make you oily. After a few days of just scrubbing yourself with water your body stops producing much and keeps your skin looking healthy and moisturized. I use a loufa(sp) every once in while.

[pollywogpriest]

Only bathes in milk crew

*only bathes in milk from grass fed cows who are hand milked by dutch hbb farmgirls crew*