The "human" response is to cry AFTER a breakup; I gave her a speech on Goldman Sachs.

[JNoble92]

Cliffs:

- GF comes to visit OP for 3 nights
- Spontaneously breaks up with OP and OP bertstares
- Girl says it's over but doesn't really give a reason
- OP just says okay, but your train is booked for tomorrow morning, so let's just go out today as planned
- OP and girl have a nice day going to food market, for a walk along canal and royal park
- During walk along canal, girl asks OP, you took the break-up really well, can I ask why/how?
- OP replied that he treats relationships like corporate finance and it's not different to being a VP @ Goldman and having a new Associate Analyst
- Girl looks more confused than an anorexic in McDonalds
- OP explains how he treats women with a Goldman Sachs ethos*
- Girl says that's really nice to hear and wishes more guys were like that
- OP drops her to station next morning, kisses her bye
- Girl sends OP a really soppy text on the train home that she thinks hes a great guy, literally Mr Perfect but timing is wrong and she's really sorry
- OP NC's and hasn't replied
- OP will continue to go out and make money, and acquire further aesthetics while she reflects on missing out on a great guy, and listens to "Back to December" by Taylor Swift and realises the mistake she made
- In the end it pays to be alpha because confidence with a hint of arrogance handles emotions by itself



*Goldman Sachs ethos in terms of dating:

Spoiler!

I treat women with a Goldman Sachs ethos when it comes to relationships. If they are a partner and doing well for me; working hard, putting in effort, showing commitment, showing loyalty, I will use my powerful assets to shower them with love, care, affection, rewards, and intense orgasms. Things will be jolly and their bonuses will be deserved. I have the hands of a wizard and for her and my previous long-term ex, I used them majestically. Manuel Ferrara would have genuinely asked me for tips on fingering, and passed me one of his AVN awards if he saw her facial expressions, the moans, groans, screams and the way the body uncontrollably tossed and turned. Not to mention the way her poocy pulsated around my fingers and the vaginal walls surrounded my drenched hands like a vacuum. I cooked her a candle-lit dinner, took her for a $200 steak dinner, she drank CEO wine and shopped at Harrods in Knightsbridge.

But the moment something is done to terminate that contractual obligation, just like Goldman would fire you, I just don't want to know. In this case, it wasn't a bad break-up, so I wished her all the best and gave her the rest of the wine, and took her for one last meal and gave her a massage and finger-blasting orgasm as a redundancy package on the last night she was here. But misc is right about not breaking NC. I, just like Goldman Sachs, treat life as one big poker game where you profit on mass-human psychology, and therefore life is about accumulation and though there will be minor setbacks, you need to show a positively linear trading graph, where i'm constantly chipping up.

I told her that I took this break-up so well because of my views above. All of my friends and old flatmates have cried for days, weeks and months after their break-ups. And while I agree that is the human response, it probably is the same reason they don't drive a 2015-plate showroom Mercedes at 23. I go NC and focus on self-improvement rather than 'try and win her back'. 4 years ago when me and my ex broke up, I hadn't even heard of the misc but I performed NC without knowing what it was. Whereas my Jewish (ironic I know) housemate who broke up with his ex at the same time cried over her for a month. To this day I haven't even said a word to her, but he still speaks to his. In some respects, I admire his dedication to have her as a friend even if she has a new BF, but would I be friends with somebody who served under me, or the board of Goldman for years and then suddenly moved to UBS?

After breaking up with my ex, I joined the gym, lost about 15kg and over 10% BF, focused on my career, started grooming, acquired facial aesthetics and have never looked back. Since breaking up with my ex, I have no regrets at all, because while other people were out there chasing poocy, I was chasing my dreams. I began to appreciate why Floyd Mayweather is a great, and people are ONLY now seeing that after he has beaten Manny Pacquiao. Phuckin' lol.

We are genuinely all going to make it Misc, but to anybody who is in a relationship, is seeing a girl, or intends to see a girl; my advice is treat the relationship with a Goldman Sachs ethos and hedge your bet that statistics suggest that most relationships do not work and that sloots guna sloot, by being able to withdraw ALL emotional attachment IF it doesn't work, and focus that mental energy on self-improvement and building a life for yourself. While it is working, there's no need to be a kunt to her, just be the best possible partner you can. Because life is about winning. We live in a harsh, shallow and corporate world where aesthetics matter and you are in direct competition with your neighbours. So if you aren't winning, some Jamal or Mr Chad will and steal your girl. And rightly so. And while you are crying over some girl, they are out there lifting, improving, and building health and wealth.

The choice is yours brahs.

[shortythree]

[sdmk]

[3alaRase]

I agree; one good thing about my phucked up childhood is I have no emotional attachment to anyone, rarely display emotion, etc. Also another good thing is that women were never a priority in my life; just a bonus - so I'm indifferent to losing them.

[kingT525]

das it mane

[JNoble92]

I agree; one good thing about my phucked up childhood is I have no emotional attachment to anyone, rarely display emotion, etc. Also another good thing is that women were never a priority in my life; just a bonus - so I'm indifferent to losing them.

Good brah, repped.

A dependency on women is the worst disease a man can have.

[BrownRice123]

Cliffs:

- GF comes to visit OP for 3 nights
- Spontaneously breaks up with OP and OP bertstares
- Girl says it's over but doesn't really give a reason
- OP just says okay, but your train is booked for tomorrow morning, so let's just go out today as planned
- OP and girl have a nice day going to food market, for a walk along canal and royal park
- During walk along canal, girl asks OP, you took the break-up really well, can I ask why/how?
- OP replied that he treats relationships like corporate finance and it's not different to being a VP @ Goldman and having a new Associate Analyst
- Girl looks more confused than an anorexic in McDonalds
- OP explains how he treats women with a Goldman Sachs ethos*
- Girl says that's really nice to hear and wishes more guys were like that
- OP drops her to station next morning, kisses her bye
- Girl sends OP a really soppy text on the train home that she thinks hes a great guy, literally Mr Perfect but timing is wrong and she's really sorry
- OP NC's and hasn't replied
- OP will continue to go out and make money, and acquire further aesthetics while she reflects on missing out on a great guy, and listens to "Back to December" by Taylor Swift and realises the mistake she made
- In the end it pays to be alpha because confidence with a hint of arrogance handles emotions by itself



*Goldman Sachs ethos in terms of dating:

Spoiler!

I treat women with a Goldman Sachs ethos when it comes to relationships. If they are a partner and doing well for me; working hard, putting in effort, showing commitment, showing loyalty, I will use my powerful assets to shower them with love, care, affection, rewards, and intense orgasms. Things will be jolly and their bonuses will be deserved. I have the hands of a wizard and for her and my previous long-term ex, I used them majestically. Manuel Ferrara would have genuinely asked me for tips on fingering, and passed me one of his AVN awards if he saw her facial expressions, the moans, groans, screams and the way the body uncontrollably tossed and turned. Not to mention the way her poocy pulsated around my fingers and the vaginal walls surrounded my drenched hands like a vacuum. I cooked her a candle-lit dinner, took her for a $200 steak dinner, she drank CEO wine and shopped at Harrods in Knightsbridge.

But the moment something is done to terminate that contractual obligation, just like Goldman would fire you, I just don't want to know. In this case, it wasn't a bad break-up, so I wished her all the best and gave her the rest of the wine, and took her for one last meal and gave her a massage and finger-blasting orgasm as a redundancy package on the last night she was here. But misc is right about not breaking NC. I, just like Goldman Sachs, treat life as one big poker game where you profit on mass-human psychology, and therefore life is about accumulation and though there will be minor setbacks, you need to show a positively linear trading graph, where i'm constantly chipping up.

I told her that I took this break-up so well because of my views above. All of my friends and old flatmates have cried for days, weeks and months after their break-ups. And while I agree that is the human response, it probably is the same reason they don't drive a 2015-plate showroom Mercedes at 23. I go NC and focus on self-improvement rather than 'try and win her back'. 4 years ago when me and my ex broke up, I hadn't even heard of the misc but I performed NC without knowing what it was. Whereas my Jewish (ironic I know) housemate who broke up with his ex at the same time cried over her for a month. To this day I haven't even said a word to her, but he still speaks to his. In some respects, I admire his dedication to have her as a friend even if she has a new BF, but would I be friends with somebody who served under me, or the board of Goldman for years and then suddenly moved to UBS?

After breaking up with my ex, I joined the gym, lost about 15kg and over 10% BF, focused on my career, started grooming, acquired facial aesthetics and have never looked back. Since breaking up with my ex, I have no regrets at all, because while other people were out there chasing poocy, I was chasing my dreams. I began to appreciate why Floyd Mayweather is a great, and people are ONLY now seeing that after he has beaten Manny Pacquiao. Phuckin' lol.

We are genuinely all going to make it Misc, but to anybody who is in a relationship, is seeing a girl, or intends to see a girl; my advice is treat the relationship with a Goldman Sachs ethos and hedge your bet that statistics suggest that most relationships do not work and that sloots guna sloot, by being able to withdraw ALL emotional attachment IF it doesn't work, and focus that mental energy on self-improvement and building a life for yourself. While it is working, there's no need to be a kunt to her, just be the best possible partner you can. Because life is about winning. We live in a harsh, shallow and corporate world where aesthetics matter and you are in direct competition with your neighbours. So if you aren't winning, some Jamal or Mr Chad will and steal your girl. And rightly so. And while you are crying over some girl, they are out there lifting, improving, and building health and wealth.

The choice is yours brahs.

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[ihamil]

Op i skimmed quickly so corret me if im wrong (srs) but your girl broke up with you but you still took her out and spent 200 bucks on her and then gave her an orgasam without getting one last nut in? And also youll never have a good relationships with that mindstate but thats your perogative.

Edit: so did you cook her dinner or take her out lol

[Benchbra]

[JNoble92]

Op i skimmed quickly so corret me if im wrong (srs) but your girl broke up with you but you still took her out and spent 200 bucks on her and then gave her an orgasam without getting one last nut in? And also youll never have a good relationships with that mindstate but thats your perogative.

No the $200 steak dinner was WHEN she was with my GF i.e. Goldman taking you out for dinner if you land a client or paying you a bonus

I gave her one last exceptional orgasm because I made her redundant from my life. Not straight up fired her for cheating, etc. Goldman's redundancy package isn't too shabby... most places offer a good one.

[miscbrah007]

You dun goofed brah, sloots love a wide emotional range and the rollercoaster is what keeps them hooked (srs).

"You're a great guy" means you suck and you are not getting sucky, sucky

[RANSTAD]

still bragging about your a-class FFS

I also LOL at the fact u quoted yourself


I'm going to apply the goldman sachs ethos to my miscing





and bail myself out of this chit thread

[3alaRase]

Op i skimmed quickly so corret me if im wrong (srs) but your girl broke up with you but you still took her out and spent 200 bucks on her and then gave her an orgasam without getting one last nut in? And also youll never have a good relationships with that mindstate but thats your perogative.

Edit: so did you cook her dinner or take her out lol

I had a girl tell me that when I approached her, got her number, etc. that she wanted me marry her and that she turned down so many men before me. But due to my phucked up nature I dismissed that idea instantly and within 3 weeks I broke it off.

However, I never got physical with her because I didn't want to break her heart as she was genuinely a decent person [not a slooting type].

But honestly, there's no reason to invest emotion unless this is your wife. I mean it.

[bettyswollocks9]

[TroyLeroy]

op you're trying too hard

your pain repression is so obvious

[walshyn93]

I'm going to apply the goldman sachs ethos to my miscing





and bail myself out of this chit thread

lol'd. repped

[ninjapimp]

Such is life; you never get more out of it, then you put into it. (ie first law of thermodynamics basically)

If you're aware of this and you're confident and intelligent enough to know you're putting in the work (carreer, lifting, relationships, everything really), the world is practically yours.

Easier said than done, of course.

[SirFapsAIot]

[Xzorroth]

You are one of the worst posters on the misc, how do you have 4k reps.

[walshyn93]

If you gave her a break-up speech you're not applying the GS ethos.

[secant333]

honestly id only be able to do this if she told me why she dumped me.... it would be on my mind constantly otherwise

im proud OP. U da real MVP

[rocknnrolla]

lmao! this guy is the new master troll

[ihamil]

I had a girl tell me that when I approached her, got her number, etc. that she wanted me marry her and that she turned down so many men before me. But due to my phucked up nature I dismissed that idea instantly and within 3 weeks I broke it off.

However, I never got physical with her because I didn't want to break her heart as she was genuinely a decent person [not a slooting type].

But honestly, there's no reason to invest emotion unless this is your wife. I mean it.

Meh why does it have to be all or nothing, you saying when your with a chick youve been seeig for a while that you cant have a good time even if you dont plan on wifing? And i mean a good time as in doing **** together and bonding (no homo)

[gottalooksharp]

This happened.

It sure is funny how all the billionaires spend their time on the misc.

[Tayraffic]

[JNoble92]

If you gave her a break-up speech you're not applying the GS ethos.

That is partly true. Because Goldman would just let their bank balance do the talking. Unfortunately, i'm not an arrogant person so didn't pull out a statement.

And while I normally couldn't give the slightest of chit about the opinion/views of women, this one had the balls to tell me straight to my face not some hidden messages, so I thought i'd sit and give her a legit explanation/life advice on how to pursue her future.

[namechange]

Your obsession with Goldman Sachs to not working nor ever working there ratio is cringeworthy. You will never work at GS, ever.

People at top investment banks do not do or say stupid sh it like this.

[Howiester]

[HolographicWay]

I've read most of the threads you post, including this one, and man you're pathetic. Get away from the computer, and go experience the world. Stop trying to convince the misc you're some alpha.

[OtterManlet]

treating relationships like a business partnership is healthy















not srs