Misc 30+ Geezer Crew: Awkward bonrars,bruised titties,prostate exams (PIITB)

[bitty_bish]

I am the only man in a house full of girls, so I did. And they all want to go see part 2.

What did you think?

You are like my hubster...only guy surrounded by chicks. He even works with 98% females. Only "male" around is my dog...who is a big mamas boy. He must like it, or something?

[LaughingStorm]

What did you think?
You are like my hubster...only guy surrounded by chicks. He even works with 98% females. Only "male" around is my dog...who is a big mamas boy. He must like it, or something?

Husband relate to the dog? I assume the dog is neutered.

[Vexidi]

That street legal in Texas?

Wouldn't surprise me if it was.

lol probably, dat gas milage tho

[gixxer0.6g]

That's odd, I haven't found that to be the case.

When she's done with me.

[bitty_bish]

Good, didn't want to have to lay into another husband today.

I think you may have enjoyed it. Gorgeous film, great action, Tom Hardy doing a better job with Max than Mel ever did, and awesome female characters.

I'm sure I'll be forced to watch it when he buys it on blue-ray. Maybe I will like it, wasn't a fan of the previous movie. I just didn't feel like dropping the dough to go see a movie I didn't want to, or could potentially not like. Homie don't play that.

Husband relate to the dog? I assume the dog is neutered.

No. Hubby isn't a mamas boy. I think he is a victim of circumstance. Kindly step off his nuts.

[litljay]

The "meh" was completely from me. No, I didn't see it...Have no urge/want to. The husband couldn't get rid of his geeked-out hard on that he had from seeing it for dayz.



Britney Snow does that for me. I'd consider a three way...perhaps.



Did you see the 1st one?

I am the only man in a house full of girls, so I did. And they all want to go see part 2.

What did you think?

You are like my hubster...only guy surrounded by chicks. He even works with 98% females. Only "male" around is my dog...who is a big mamas boy. He must like it, or something?

Yes saw the first one. Not by choice, but because the girls wanted to see it.

I'm also the only male in my house including the dog and cat.

[matty316]

What did you think?

You are like my hubster...only guy surrounded by chicks. He even works with 98% females. Only "male" around is my dog...who is a big mamas boy. He must like it, or something?

It wasn't bad. Luckily my wife doesn't make me sit through RomComs, because she doesn't like them either. We are more action or horror fans, with a good comedy thrown in every now and then. And at home it's the wife and 3 daughters, my bathroom time is severely limited. lol. It's pretty much been this way my whole adult life. I am used to it.

[LaughingStorm]

lol probably, dat gas milage tho

Gas mileage concerns?

You sound like me, now. You going commie-lib on us, comrade?

I'm sure I'll be forced to watch it when he buys it on blue-ray. Maybe I will like it, wasn't a fan of the previous movie. I just didn't feel like dropping the dough to go see a movie I didn't want to, or could potentially not like. Homie don't play that.

I didn't like the Mel Gibson films nearly as much. But I can understand not wanting to pay a king's ransom for something that seems "meh".

No. Hubby isn't a mamas boy. I think he is a victim of circumstance. Kindly step off his nuts.

Oh was I standing on them? Didn't even feel them down there.

Srsly tho, no hate. I much prefer the company of women to most men.

[Vexidi]

My wife is outnumbered in our house by me and our two sons. She says she prefers that over a house full of chicks since she's not a big fan of girly things.

Gas mileage concerns?

You sound like me, now. You going commie-lib on us, comrade?

hell son my monthly pushwater bill is already mortgage payment sized as it is, i figured those oil company boys are getting a fair enough share from me

[TXBuddy]

House full of girls crew. Me and my dog hang out quite a bit.

[LaughingStorm]

My wife is outnumbered in our house by me and our two sons. She says she prefers that over a house full of chicks since she's not a big fan of girly things.

You're more than enough girl for her?

hell son my monthly pushwater bill is already mortgage payment sized as it is, i figured those oil company boys are getting a fair enough share from me

Figured gas would be cheap as hell in Texas, what with all the oil you fukkers are pumping.

[5x10]

You can't cage a manlet. They need to run free.

What's the cutoff for manlet status again?


Pretty sure I'm hung over. It's been so long I can't remember what it feels like. Damn you Sailor Jerry.

was hung over, but went back to bed after dropping kids off, just woke up, feel a ton better but realize i have accomplished **** and its lunch time

Saw the new Mad Max movie on Saturday. 9/10 IMO...pure chase scene craziness

my body is ready

My man saw it last weekend too. Meh. I'm looking forward to Pitch Perfect 2 this weekend. I hope I'm not disappointed...I think Elizabeth Banks will pull it off.

sadly, im probably more likely to see this due to being outvoted, maybe my son and i will see max while the girls see this

[JDizleSwoleizle]

And the 2.7 base ecoboost.

I wot m8? That's in a full size truck? I thought the 2.5 in my wife's small SUV was under kill but I can't image a full size truck with something like that.

Good, didn't want to have to lay into another husband today.

I think you may have enjoyed it. Gorgeous film, great action, Tom Hardy doing a better job with Max than Mel ever did, and awesome female characters.

Can't wait to see it. Hopefully this weekend. Been looking forward to it since I heard they were making it. Can't wait for the new Blade Runner either.

House full of girls crew. Me and my dog hang out quite a bit.

These feels. I know them well. Hey dog, let's go get drunk. Hey dog, let's go smoke a cigar. Hey dog, let's watch some baseball. Hey dog you wanna help work on the hot rod... Etc...

[bitty_bish]

It wasn't bad. Luckily my wife doesn't make me sit through RomComs, because she doesn't like them either. We are more action or horror fans, with a good comedy thrown in every now and then. And at home it's the wife and 3 daughters, my bathroom time is severely limited. lol. It's pretty much been this way my whole adult life. I am used to it.

I don't watch a ton of romantic comedies, or shit that is only out to make you cry. Stuff like that just makes me go: or angry. I actually redboxed the 1st one because I love Rumor Wilson. He didn't even want to watch it, but came in the room at a funny part, and just stuck around. He enjoyed it, as well. He is acting like he is humoring taking us to see the 2nd one, but I know he wouldn't go if he didn't want to...

I didn't like the Mel Gibson films nearly as much. But I can understand not wanting to pay a king's ransom for something that seems "meh".

I am not thrilled about going to the movies, anyway. They just rip your face off. But, for the right one - Game On.

Oh was I standing on them? Didn't even feel them down there.

Srsly tho, no hate. I much prefer the company of women to most men.

You make me want to yell, sometimes.
lol, whatever floats your raft. I am the opposite. Minus my daughter and step daughter, I get along with a small percentage of women...and most of them I just hang around with on here. TBH.

Women need to be nicer to other women. I really don't think I will get my way...the need to compete is far to high. Tis sad.

[Fawnl]

Sure both propane and charcoal/wood types. I'm even thinking maybe one of the Green Eggs. + fridge + ice machine/wet bar area.

You wold be amazed at how handy a sink is. I'm in Cali and can enjoy it year round. It hardly ever gets below freezing here.

IS THAT YOURS??? That is freakin beautiful!!!

My man saw it last weekend too. Meh. I'm looking forward to Pitch Perfect 2 this weekend. I hope I'm not disappointed...I think Elizabeth Banks will pull it off.

No tks Bitty. I'll be staying home. Have a good time.

What ^ he said. You can take Matt. I'm sure he will want to see it. I do not. I hated the first one. And the second one looks even worse. Those kinds of movies make me want to kill myself. Then I had to listen to that retarded cup song for the entire summer. Ugh.

Gixxer, while they got to the movies, you wanna come over and mow my lawn with me? No pervey, serious... At this time of the year I can't keep up.

[Vexidi]

lol, whatever floats your raft. I am the opposite. Minus my daughter and step daughter, I get along with a small percentage of women...and most of them I just hang around with on here. TBH.

Women need to be nicer to other women. I really don't think I will get my way...the need to compete is far to high. Tis sad.

My wife is the same way. She gets along great with my mom and sister but in general doesn't like most women very much.

[gixxer0.6g]

IS THAT YOURS??? That is freakin beautiful!!!





What ^ he said. You can take Matt. I'm sure he will want to see it. I do not. I hated the first one. And the second one looks even worse. Those kinds of movies make me want to kill myself. Then I had to listen to that retarded cup song for the entire summer. Ugh.

Gixxer, while they got to the movies, you wanna come over and mow my lawn with me? No pervey, serious... At this time of the year I can't keep up.

[img]http://i.imgur.com/d69VuXs.jpg[img]

I'm all over that.


Geezers, look what I found. It's my dream truck. I must have it. NOW!
http://montana.craigslist.org/cto/4993411721.html


My truck is officially for sale. Talk me out this geezers.

[Vexidi]

I'm all over that.

Geezers, look what I found. It's my dream truck. I must have it. NOW!
http://montana.craigslist.org/cto/4993411721.html

My truck is officially for sale. Talk me out this geezers.

Wouldn't an EGR delete void the 100k warranty?

This is the truck you need bruh
http://montana.craigslist.org/cto/5029149551.html

[LaughingStorm]

He enjoyed it, as well. He is acting like he is humoring taking us to see the 2nd one, but I know he wouldn't go if he didn't want to...

. . .

You make me want to yell, sometimes.
lol, whatever floats your raft. I am the opposite. Minus my daughter and step daughter, I get along with a small percentage of women...and most of them I just hang around with on here. TBH.
Women need to be nicer to other women. I really don't think I will get my way...the need to compete is far to high. Tis sad.

It is my curse. Women are always screaming out my name.

I think we're the same, actually. Do better with the opposite gender as ours is more likely to make us rage.

I blame my grandfather. He was pretty much my rolemodel for what I consider a man. By that standard, most other men come off as frustrating to me.

[Mr3Glyceride]

http://montana.craigslist.org/cto/5029149551.html

Damn. I'd buy that.

[TXBuddy]

I wot m8? That's in a full size truck? I thought the 2.5 in my wife's small SUV was under kill but I can't image a full size truck with something like that.

Actually the 2.7 Turbo is getting alot of praise right now. 325hp and 23mpg. it is plenty for most folks who don't tow more than 8000lbs. 0-60 in 5-7 also.

These feels. I know them well. Hey dog, let's go get drunk. Hey dog, let's go smoke a cigar. Hey dog, let's watch some baseball. Hey dog you wanna help work on the hot rod... Etc...

And he absolutely does. Right on my heels.

[Artemis00]

Have anybody heard of the instagram site called ByeFelipe?

Saw an article about that over the weekend and was actually pretty shocked regarding how bad some of those screen captures were. Blew my mind.

[LaughingStorm]

Have anybody heard of the instagram site called ByeFelipe?
Saw an article about that over the weekend and was actually pretty shocked regarding how bad some of those screen captures were. Blew my mind.

Wasn't even a little shocked.

Woman not interested in you? Threaten to rape her or wish rape on her. At the very least call her fat and/or ugly in order to spare your ego.

Dat male sense of entitlement . . .

[Artemis00]

Wasn't even a little shocked.

Woman not interested in you? Threaten to rape her or wish rape on her. At the very least call her fat and/or ugly in order to spare your ego.

Dat male sense of entitlement . . .

My personal favorite is how these guys will end up going apesh*t cause a girl either doesn't reply or says "not interested"...then will cry later that the issue isn't them, it is that girls don't like "nice" guys.

[Assassin]

My personal favorite is how these guys will end up going apesh*t cause a girl either doesn't reply or says "not interested"...then will cry later that the issue isn't them, it is that girls don't like "nice" guys.

Those aren't "nice guys", they are homo gypsies.

Bonus points to who can name where I got that term from.

[litljay]

IS THAT YOURS??? That is freakin beautiful!!!

Not mine Fawn. I'm eventually going to build something similar, but I'm just running the stand alone propane grill at the moment.

I'm all over that.


Geezers, look what I found. It's my dream truck. I must have it. NOW!
http://montana.craigslist.org/cto/4993411721.html


My truck is officially for sale. Talk me out this geezers.

Huh? No thanks Chrysler. Cummins did their job, but not Dodge.

[Vexidi]

Damn. I'd buy that.

Me too in a damn heartbeat!!! Wish I could find a 4x4 C for $4k around here, people sit on those trucks like a pile of gold

My personal favorite is how these guys will end up going apesh*t cause a girl either doesn't reply or says "not interested"...then will cry later that the issue isn't them, it is that girls don't like "nice" guys.

Too much ego, not enough brainpower

[LaughingStorm]

My personal favorite is how these guys will end up going apesh*t cause a girl either doesn't reply or says "not interested"...then will cry later that the issue isn't them, it is that girls don't like "nice" guys.

Dudes who describe themselves as "nice guys"? Don't even get me started. As bad as these *******s whining about the "friend zone".

It isn't that girls aren't into nice guys. More that those who call themselves that rarely are.

Those aren't "nice guys", they are homo gypsies.
Bonus points to who can name where I got that term from.

Not even a damn clue.

"Homo gypsies"? LOL.

[Assassin]

Not even a damn clue.

"Homo gypsies"? LOL.

Will Ferrell in an SNL skit years ago, pretending to be the Braves pitcher John Rocker.

"Drink my piss you homo gypsies!!"

[JDizleSwoleizle]

Will Ferrell in an SNL skit years ago, pretending to be the Braves pitcher John Rocker.

"Drink my piss you homo gypsies!!"

Rocker was awesome, he is still on the radio every once in a while down here.



Speaking of, just got free Braves tix for tonight. 14 rows back between home and first. Last time I got these tix we sat right next to David Chandliss (ATL weatherguy) and Holyfield was front row one section over. Das it mane.

Errybody gonna be at the Hawks game tonight though.