Why would I lie about paying it off? I have no mortgage, no bills, no insurance to pay, holidays and flights are all paid off, no girlfriend, literally no costs... why the phuck would I get it on finance? I'm 23 and enjoying my life before I have to do ridiculous hours in the corporate world after this summer.
You need a Mercedes to keep sane, one which flies down the UK motorway, marvels gloriously in pearl white, and has a nice HBB blonde in the front when you take her away for weekends.
My car is a car worthy of Monte Carlo. It's not even too different to a Ferrari 458 Italia in white. To everybody saying should have got a C-Class, yes the C-class is a better drivers car. But it's the same thing when thinking about aesthetics vs numbers when lifting.
Not everyone cares about their 1RM bench, some people just want to be 8-12% natty. You guys hate on them, and that's why you hate on me.
But guess what? They don't give a phuck, and nor do I. I'm happy with my purchase, and aesthetics is the way forward. Aesthetics gives me driving pleasure. And I haven't even mentioned that it's a 2015 plate yet. Factor that in and i'm ahead of the game baby.
99% of you don't drive a 2015 plate. Show me 5 spoon pics, and I will happily leave the misc indefinitely.
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