EATING ASS is a misc meme/joke/aware thing right...?

[bangwhosnext]

U aint a man unless u tongue punch the fart box...

[earwax]

U aint a man unless u tongue punch the fart box...

man's dinner



****s dinner

[lightsarefallin]

[newleaseonlife]

know what? It may not be true, but it seems like most of the guys in here who eat booty have ties to Canada.

[newleaseonlife]

man's dinner



****s dinner

You have it wrong...this is a man's dinner.



and I always lick my plate clean

[ShadowBarkley]

You get in that 69 position, she's slurping up your swollen mushroom tip, tongue running up and down the back of your shaft, moaning like a little slut. You're sucking on her clit and her pussy lips, sucking up all the juices, dripping down your chin, then you make your way to her FUKING balloon knot. Start kissing it, flicking it with your tongue. She moans louder, 'mmm yeah lick my as$hole baby,' You feel a primal urge shifting in your gut, you stick your tongue up that tight little fart box and start tongue punching with the force of 5000 mike tysons. She's moaning and suking hard as FUK. Right before you cum, you start sniffing that butthole. Sniffing harder as she sucks your shaft up and down, hands twisting, tongue twirling around your cawk head, her spit dripping down your shaft, onto your balls and down your legs. You can't take anymore, you start sniffing and licking so hard now, like a police canine searching for drugs, and then you cum harder than you ever have and nearly pass out while slowly sticking your entire tongue into her butthole while as she drains the life from your swollen dink.

If you've never experienced this feeling, I feel bad for you son
I've got 99 perversions, and butt-sniffing is one

[lightsarefallin]

You have it wrong...this is a man's dinner.



and I always lick my plate clean

jesus mother mary and joseph come to papa

[xavengedx23]

I'd do it srs. I'm not opposed to freaky chit like that

[SpartacusNYC]

It's a crime not to eat that bootie. Also I'd go as far as to say share the groceries.

I wonder how much frauding is going on in here. This guy is virgin (no hate) but is talking like he's an OG booty eater.

[Kraxses]

You have it wrong...this is a man's dinner.



and I always lick my plate clean

damn i might eat her ass

[sword_]

suck toes eat ass crew

[EpinephrineB]

how is that homo you fkn *******?

'oh kissing a girl on the lips is gay, guy's also have lips'

*******

LOL strong correlation between the two. struck a nerve on that 1 huh?

[earwax]

suck toes eat ass crew

do you believe in lifting heavy or in volume training? srs

[newleaseonlife]

damn i might eat her ass

nikka...there ain't no "might" about it.

[sword_]

do you believe in lifting heavy or in volume training? srs

lifting heavy lol

nikka...there ain't no "might" about it.

das it

[jmfisher]

Never not eat the booty, wife basically begs for it now.

[Vukov]

would probably do it with a long time partner who was clean maybe. But on the whole seems like something a ******* would do.

[earwax]

would probably do it with a long time partner who was clean maybe. But on the whole seems like something a ******* would do.

indeed

[sword_]

would probably do it with a long time partner who was clean maybe. But on the whole seems like something a ******* would do.

Listen man. It's 2015. Booty is everywhere. Girls just don't want their pussy licked, they want their anus licked. 80/20 rule in effect. 80% don't eat ass, but those 20% alphas WILL eat your girls ass and steal them from you!

Nicki Minaj is making it more popular and open to say for girls that they like their ass licked. Bitching going to the gym, getting trainers, doing crossfit clean and jerks to get a PHAT ASS TO GET ATE BY AN ALPHA. Go back to 1995 if this **** grosses you out.

[Agentdark45]

I'm sure the females of the world are in mourning..

Myron style (srs)

[MooseBrah]

Its pretty standard to eat out a chicks azz. If you're not doing it then don't expect to get laid ever again. Sometimes the chick will blow some diarrhea on your face and you just gotta wipe it off and continue tonguing that angus

[drvillain]

Its pretty standard to eat out a chicks azz. If you're not doing it then don't expect to get laid ever again. Sometimes the chick will blow some diarrhea on your face and you just gotta wipe it off and continue tonguing that angus

a girl recently dumped me because I don't eat the booty. I've been practicing licking grapefruits ever since. I wont lose another one!

[6Da27Return2015]

It's all fun and games til that rectum falls out.

[lightsarefallin]

a girl recently dumped me because I don't eat the booty. I've been practicing licking grapefruits ever since. I wont lose another one!

As long as you don't do something else to that grapefruit.

[RankRancid]

For some strange reason I love this thread more than any other I have bumped into in the misc granted I haven't been here that long.

Big up to all the pro female butt lickers. Some of the best responses I have ever come across. Made me laugh from start to finish.

I'm off to go lick my girlfriends butt hole now...

[thebrainiac]

I love how misc is all about being alpha and dominating women... licking ******* is a very submissive sexual act. She's dominating you. If you enjoy it that is perfectly fine but I wouldn't refer to yourself as a 100% alpha male after that.



ohhhhh misc never change.

[earwax]

I love how misc is all about being alpha and dominating women... licking ******* is a very submissive sexual act. She's dominating you. If you enjoy it that is perfectly fine but I wouldn't refer to yourself as a 100% alpha male after that.



ohhhhh misc never change.

Correct

[Sapporo]

You have it wrong...this is a man's dinner.



and I always lick my plate clean

Brah not even kidding if she took a dump on a plate I'd eat it

[MikeDavies84]

know what? It may not be true, but it seems like most of the guys in here who eat booty have ties to Canada.

I eat booty.... was born in Canada

[Mcfreako]

If u don't eat girls asses out u are seriously a *******