said i wouldnt date a single mother, now the entire office hates me

[BetaAsPhuck]

this happened.

[Jax05]

kelly pls


did OP get raped by greg?

[ANumber1]

"You must spread some Reputation around before giving it to mysterylifter again."

Jesus, are all the threads where I rep OP mysterylifter threads, and I don't even realize it?

[brrealtea]

lmao. 10/10 thread

[I3igAl]

Go to Kelly apologize and explain, why dating a single mom is not for you: Her child always comes first, you do not want be a dad yet etc. She likely knows those difficulties better than you and will understand. Also tell her you were annoyed, because you felt pressured by your coworkers.
Ignore that Greg guy. If he starts chit, you can still fight back and know he looks like a tool for assaulting a coworker.

Or send Greg the Navi seal copypasta and post the convo on the misc...

[OhManSTi]

Logged in for the first time in years just to say lost it at I'll fukn kill you and also fuk greg

[ProjectWheyhem]

no thanks i keep my saved games on my ps4 not my relationships'

The one flaw in OP's story.

Everybody knows the PS 4 only has Bloodborne at the moment. You should have said "saved game" and then Kelly wouldn't have ran off and cried. Greg is just pissed because he thought you got an advanced copy of Uncharted 4 or No Man's Sky. Just tell the Human Resources woman you lied and have just been playing Bloodborne and PS+ indie shovelware and everyone will forgive you.

[dookiegobbler]

Technically, it wasn't appropriate for them to dig their noses into your relationship status and try and hook you up in a business environment.


Fuk greg

[Procta]

time to move and change SSN

[downunder96]

You should wait till next time your at the urinal next to Greg and chop his Cawk off with a machete for a laugh

[JustiNtense]

Always funny hearing these pathetic stories. Miscers have no idea how to communicate with real life people, and alienate themselves by being awkward and trying to use misc memes in real life and, generally being terrible people in real life by trying to emulate their online persona to the real world.

[midcoastking33]

i think your virginity is also saved to your ps4

[Jax05]

i think your virginity is also saved to your ps4

[Maverick77]

Most likely a troll thread. However if its not, I would just deny that you meant it in the context of a single mother and act shocked/offended when brought into HR. Just say you meant saved game because she works with you and it would be non stop drama a restarts (ala game play).

If what you said is accurate nobody can really say the context was without a doubt because of single mothers. You should also throw the card out there that you find it incredibly embarrassing, in appropriate that you were asked if you would date a coworker in front of all your other coworkers, and then you were bullied when you said no in a funny manner to diffuse the awkwardness.

[ANumber1]

The only answer: reconcile with Kelly, pump up her ego by starting a relationship with her, flirt heavily in front of Greg and make him pretend to be "so happy for you both" while you mouth the words "I'm unloading in those sweet sugarwalls tonight" when Kelly's back is turned.

Lose job eventually, also, but that's neither here nor there. More an unintended consequence than part of the plan, really.

[Harlander83]

"no thanks i keep my saved games on my ps4 not my relationships."

LOL.. What a Miscer thing to say.

You definitely dun goofed. Even IF you don't get canned, you're probably better off leaving. All these f**ing white knights and politically correct coworkers will hate your guts forever.

[PaddleBunt]

Can someone explain the 'saved games' line? Not sure If I've gone potato but I honestly can't work out what that means at all

[EMPKillaKev]

post texts OP

[CiscoFlex]

Just lmao at *******s who are all butt hurt by Mysterylifter troll thread

[Purostaff]

Smh, OP. Real life isn't the Misc. brah, we gotta censor ourselves especially in the workplace

this..

not gonna go into details but half of my female co-workers think i hate women..

lol

[IngeKJ]

Can someone explain the 'saved games' line? Not sure If I've gone potato but I honestly can't work out what that means at all

Basically the single mom started a "save game" by getting a child with another man. If you date a single mom, youre playing that other mans "saved game"

[sticktoyogut]

it was kind of out of hand to say op... Especially the way you put it but Greg is such a ******* lmfao

[IamOleg]

soz now im at home and ive been getting text messages from a random number all afternoon saying if i show my face at work im going to get bashed im pretty sure its greg

He is clearly more of an Xbox One kind of a person.

[nordiclifter]

what happened to wife and her kids OP?

In on mysterylifter thread, where he only writes OP and dissappears lol

so, i know someone else than mysterylifter got to aware me. wil rep

[Lunatic]

Lol if any of you believe this.

[DatPass]

* have boss call office meeting about you being threatened
* call back the ## that messaged you in said meeting
* Greg gets fukn fired

[TheBateman]

lol

[ace_gauntlit]

not only just a "saved game"

more like the check point right before the final boss after completing all the side quests and upgrading all your stats to the max.

[ImDangerous]

tact not even once OP

they aren't hating cuz you won't date a single mom, they are hating cuz ur an *******

[BoneSkinny]

I was told by a co-worker I'm not a "real man" because I couldn't "handle" a single mother.


hahahahaha these sloots man