***FOR MY 10,000th Post; I show you I trick people into thinking im FAT and NOT OBESE

[Flapjacko]

Hello, By using this compression v-neck I go from OBESE disgusting pig to Doctor In Training overweight yet cute Wunderkind:







Using this simple device:




I now look like this:

[IMakeWebsites]

you really need to see a psychologist

[vsukicker]

congrats brah mirin

[HI_KKM]

glad to see u r back

[Flapjacko]

you really need to see a psychologist

Just because I'm fat, does not mean I'm not beautiful.

[Horizon92]

lol

for real tho flapjacko why don't you go on a cut?

edit:

saw sig now

What are your caloric intake / day?

[DONTeatmybacon]

i see nipples

[Flapjacko]

lol

for real tho flapjacko why don't you go on a cut?

edit:

saw sig now

What are your caloric intake / day?

I dunno i barely eat.

[Horizon92]

I dunno i barely eat.

should prolly count brah

[CaptChip40]

damn, i could have bought that shirt instead of working out for the past 35 years

[MissChill]

it's like magic it really is

[Flapjacko]

If people don't think I put in hard work on my body, well it took me a while to find this shirt.

[RaptorDisaster]

Are jeans incredibly uncomfortable when you're obese? Seems like you would feel stuffed into them all day.

[JustGravy]

holy fukking chit iron your shirt you neanderthal

[oe7Leo]

you need a corset

correction, two corsets

p.s. you better be done with Step 1, otherwise gtfo

[cookiefiend]

I dunno i barely eat.

there's your problem. All obese people think they barely eat but in reality they don't have a clue.
Nice spanx shirt i guess

[Rain50]

you bought the wrong size toilet seat bruh

[Flapjacko]

you need a corset

correction, two corsets

p.s. you better be done with Step 1, otherwise gtfo

Took it 2 days ago.

[jazi]

Jacko r u even trying

It's as simple as walking you son of a bitch I used to be fat and my brother used to be obese and we did it

If its actually ur thyroid get some t3 or iodine or w.e. they use. Ur becoming a doc get it together its not hard don't even worry about lifting just get a fuking dog and walk a few times a week

[buildingbrah]

you really need to see a psychologist

and a pedicurist

[Motiviert]

I dunno i barely eat.

That's your problem brother. Probably need to eat more. Have you calculated your tdee and BMR? Tracking intake might help bro. You can do it.


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[hellbilly1912]

Iron your fuking shirt you pig

[OMGAGIRL]

Wow what a transformation, hello doctor, I am ready for my physical now....

[Flapjacko]

Iron your fuking shirt you pig

I'm not a pig, I'm a walrus.

[LateShow]

muh genetics.

Nothing personal, but I don't trust obese doctors.
I'm getting my PhD in physiology, so it's not like I'm naive about the sciences. But a doctor that can't take care of his body is like a dentist that's missing teeth.


Edit:
How has no one mentioned that toilet seat doesn't fit the bowl? wtf. who let you in to medical school if you can't put 2 similar sized circles together

[Horizon92]

Jacko r u even trying

It's as simple as walking you son of a bitch I used to be fat and my brother used to be obese and we did it

If its actually ur thyroid get some t3 or iodine or w.e. they use. Ur becoming a doc get it together its not hard don't even worry about lifting just get a fuking dog and walk a few times a week

Can someone give me cliffs on thyroid? I always thought it just meant you had a lower BMR - i.e your TDEE should go unaffected because your body needs energy to move around n chit and caloric intake vs expenditure still applies thus OP doesn't actually have a legitimate excuse?

[DrDescartes]

Ah, the enigmatic thyroid. The one organ capable of defying the laws of thermodynamics. The one organ which would prevent you from losing weight if you became stranded on a deserted island for a month. It generates calories out of thin air.



Phuckin bullchit by the way.

[adi4fitness]

Can see the difference . Seems to work
GDJM

[Flapjacko]

muh genetics.

Nothing personal, but I don't trust obese doctors.
I'm getting my PhD in physiology, so it's not like I'm naive about the sciences. But a doctor that can't take care of his body is like a dentist that's missing teeth.

No one asked you to see me, and having a PhD in physiology doesn't mean ****. Enjoy being a dumbass ******* teacher.

You will have a fat doctor, you've probably already had one. All doctors aren't Family Medicine that you see when you get a tummy ache you stupid bitch.

[Glutamine1]

Took it 2 days ago.

congrats. hope you break that 260 barrier.