I'm very good looking and can't get laid (drunk rant)

[Armani2G0]

So I decided to hit up this place called Main Street which is a bunch of bars and clubs side by side so you can bar hop from one place to another.

Anyways, I decided to hit it up solo; my first time. Pregame in my car and I went to the first bar. I noticed chick's checking me out but none ever approached me. I was still sober so I took in more drinks to loosen up.

Met some cool dudes hoping they could wingman but I felt like they couldn't keep up and they were dragging me down. Whenever I approached anyone they were super open to me.

Went to other bars and girls would smile and be happy when I touched their sides trying to get through. I got more loose and started dancing.

I felt like girls were watching me when I was dancing and passing by but none took the chance to approach me.

I was very loose by now and was dancing and having fun. I made deep eye contact with girls and smiled and they would smile back.

I was well aware I was one of the best looking guys there. I'd rate myself a 7.5-8/10 so I was surprised when I noticed all these cuties hitting up lower tier men.

Am I seriously supposed to make all the moves?? I figured being really good looking, girls would at least make some effort beside getting closer to me.

I'm going out tonight again solo so give me some tips so I can overcome these obstacles. Am I supposed to suck it up and jump in their dance circle; most girls are in groups so I can't really go one on one. I'll read this when I'm sober so I'll go to sleep now.

[sdshakal]

Nice

[Lamborg]

Nice

[FreeRadicals]

Nice

[plasticvenus]

u wouldnt be on my level buddy. real chit

[Cristoforidream]

cliffs?

[Schnitzl]

I can't think of a reason why you would make such a story up given your join date and post count so I'm gonna go out on a limb here and say this is a srs thread. Having said that, no chit you can't get laid. You went to a regular bar by mistake. Try a gay bar, you will have 95% luck there. srs.

[RodneyUDipstick]

Sounds like you looked desperate and lacked confidence.

Women can spot that a mile off.

[marcFE]

Sorry OP but you're ugly.

[poppycock101]

you are a man, and you're expecting a woman to approach you?

grow some balls opie, come on man

[mexanacho]

Where you go to school at bruh? If you at ud hit me up and ill wingman you. Going solo doesnt work too well from my expeirence

[Armani2G0]

I can't think of a reason why you would make such a story up given your join date and post count so I'm gonna go out on a limb here and say this is a srs thread. Having said that, no chit you can't get laid. You went to a regular bar by mistake. Try a gay bar, you will have 95% luck there. srs.

Still up because of Fling. Fuk man gay guys always try to hit me up in my past job but I ain't on there level. Figured reg. Bars would be prime gold for me

[IamOleg]

I feel your pain, OP. Funny thing, a similar story has happened to me yesterday when I decided to hit up this place called Main Street which is a bunch of bars and clubs side by side so you can bar hop from one place to another.

Anyways, I decided to hit it up solo; my first time. Pregame in my car and I went to the first bar. I noticed chick's checking me out but none ever approached me. I was still sober so I took in more drinks to loosen up.

Met some cool dudes hoping they could wingman but I felt like they couldn't keep up and they were dragging me down. Whenever I approached anyone they were super open to me.

Went to other bars and girls would smile and be happy when I touched their sides trying to get through. I got more loose and started dancing.

I felt like girls were watching me when I was dancing and passing by but none took the chance to approach me.

I was very loose by now and was dancing and having fun. I made deep eye contact with girls and smiled and they would smile back.

I was well aware I was one of the best looking guys there. I'd rate myself a 7.5-8/10 so I was surprised when I noticed all these cuties hitting up lower tier men.

Am I seriously supposed to make all the moves?? I figured being really good looking, girls would at least make some effort beside getting closer to me.

I'm going out tonight again solo so give me some tips so I can overcome these obstacles. Am I supposed to suck it up and jump in their dance circle; most girls are in groups so I can't really go one on one. I'll read this when I'm sober so I'll go to sleep now.

[Armani2G0]

Sounds like you looked desperate and lacked confidence.

Women can spot that a mile off.

Well I felt like that at first but after I loosened up I really couldn't give a fuk. But I guess girls can sense the underlying attention to get laid

[Armani2G0]

Sorry OP but you're ugly.

Hahaha I HIGHLY doubt that

[Armani2G0]

Where you go to school at bruh? If you at ud hit me up and ill wingman you. Going solo doesnt work too well from my expeirence

Go to SLU. The places around there are dead and I commute so I have zero social worth to hit up apartment parties if I knew when they were. Overall I feel more comfortable hitting it up solo than going with friends because they're either tied down or not looking like I am.

[mrcarter1990]

Den feeeeeels

[DZdun7]

Post face pics OP. You might be overrating yourself.

[Armani2G0]

Den feeeeeels

I just hope we can mow through Them

[Armani2G0]

Post face pics OP. You might be overrating yourself.

I wish I was but I have a clear awareness of when someone is better looking than me. I did notice some dudes that were above me but I'd say in the group of 50+ guys in the club, I'd say I was in the top 5%. Ill upload pics tomorrow if you want, I'm too drunk to know what a camera is at this point

[ItzcoolBrah]

Hahaha I HIGHLY doubt that

post a face pic or shut ur ****en whore mouth


lol this guy full saying hes drunk meanwhile typing perfect english with commas and fullstops

[DedliftSchrempf]

I wish I was but I have a clear awareness of when someone is better looking than me. I did notice some dudes that were above me but I'd say in the group of 50+ guys in the club, I'd say I was in the top 5%. Ill upload pics tomorrow if you want, I'm too drunk to know what a camera is at this point

in for pics and possible luls.
lol dis gon be good

[15thPeak]

...Are you scared of girls, or what? Find one you like and approach her and you'll have her in the bag. You expect them to just fall on your lap? Occasionally does happen, but if you want something, get it.

[jwlee7ucla]

apparently op is a chick and trying to "look pretty" so that a chick will pick him up.

[1hardgainer]

Sorry OP but you're ugly.

This. I also thought I was good looking until I went on POF a while back and had no success. Pretty much zero 8+/10's responded to my messages. I realized that all those years I was really just a fugly delusional kent.

[LuckyDean]

[4evera1one]

This. I also thought I was good looking until I went on POF a while back and had no success. Pretty much zero 8+/10's responded to my messages. I realized that all those years I was really just a fugly delusional kent.

feelsbadman.jpg i was as delusional as you.

[outfoxxed]

if you're good looking you will get attention and get approached.

fact.

[exyl]

So I decided to hit up this place called Main Street which is a bunch of bars and clubs side by side so you can bar hop from one place to another.

Anyways, I decided to hit it up solo; my first time. Pregame in my car and I went to the first bar. I noticed chick's checking me out but none ever approached me. I was still sober so I took in more drinks to loosen up.

Met some cool dudes hoping they could wingman but I felt like they couldn't keep up and they were dragging me down. Whenever I approached anyone they were super open to me.

Went to other bars and girls would smile and be happy when I touched their sides trying to get through. I got more loose and started dancing.

I felt like girls were watching me when I was dancing and passing by but none took the chance to approach me.

I was very loose by now and was dancing and having fun. I made deep eye contact with girls and smiled and they would smile back.

I was well aware I was one of the best looking guys there. I'd rate myself a 7.5-8/10 so I was surprised when I noticed all these cuties hitting up lower tier men.

Am I seriously supposed to make all the moves?? I figured being really good looking, girls would at least make some effort beside getting closer to me.

I'm going out tonight again solo so give me some tips so I can overcome these obstacles. Am I supposed to suck it up and jump in their dance circle; most girls are in groups so I can't really go one on one. I'll read this when I'm sober so I'll go to sleep now.

Strong Elliot Rodger.

Careful with your comments, brahs

[DotheDew563]

This. I also thought I was good looking until I went on POF a while back and had no success. Pretty much zero 8+/10's responded to my messages. I realized that all those years I was really just a fugly delusional kent.

chin up brah, you're 6'2.

i've had an uggo rate me 8/10 and a fat gay acquaintance a high 7/10, but im still short as fukk zzzz