He asked me if i've got dome food that will make him chit . It's an old guy i was feeling sorry for him but had no clue whzt to give him so i just gave him some cheese and a glass of milk
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03-29-2015, 02:48 AM #1
neightbour from across the street told me he hasn't taken a chit in 3 days
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03-29-2015, 02:49 AM #2Astronomy Brah
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3 glasses of prune juice brah
On dat dere cutting time
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03-29-2015, 03:05 AM #3Registered User
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your neighbour huh? so how did that conversation start
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03-29-2015, 03:07 AM #4
Butt **** him.
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03-29-2015, 03:07 AM #5Beeeeeza M8
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Apple Cider Vinegar + Protein shake + Double shot of black coffee.
Thank me later when his colon is cleansed.
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03-29-2015, 03:15 AM #6
i've got acv . in before i make him take his best chit ever . what does a man want more in his old age?
in before i hear him moan
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03-29-2015, 03:26 AM #7Registered User
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cheese is like the worst thing for this.
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03-29-2015, 03:28 AM #8Banned
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Use your tiny weener to unclog it for him.
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03-29-2015, 03:44 AM #9Registered User
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thats enough misc for today i guess
regret my username crew
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03-29-2015, 03:48 AM #10High Calorie Human
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this is normal for me. but if he really needs to go, a bag of sugar free gummy bears, wait 1 hour while drinking 2 liters of water then take 500mg of caffeine
take care misc, it's been fun
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03-29-2015, 03:51 AM #11Registered User
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Just drink some metamucil or some other fiber supp. Or tell the kunt to go buy some laxatives if he's that concerned.
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03-29-2015, 04:05 AM #12Banned
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lol'dOriginally Posted by -Lucifer
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