-went clubbing with few guys/girls
-went decent
-woke up this morning and found pictures of me with them
and one of the pictures i was doing a hoverhand, i have no idea why.. i woke up with a text "you hungover still hover hand"
one of my mates done a storyboard of the picture slowly zooming into the hoverhand
honestly havent felt this worse in ages, im feeling lightheaded right now and got the constant urge to be sick, most of the pictures i did have my arm around girls but this one i didnt..
the only option i think ive got is that i've gotta try and smash her just for honors sake
edit: no im not a virgin and my mates have saved the picture from ********
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03-25-2015, 11:18 AM #1slayer of sloots
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misc im so depressed right now (cliffs)
Last edited by brockyhocky; 03-25-2015 at 11:27 AM.
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03-25-2015, 11:21 AM #2Mutant Bunny Owner
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We need to see the picture to help...
I have no idea why you care that you were hammered and did a hover hand pic...
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03-25-2015, 11:23 AM #3slayer of sloots
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im not even serious it fukin hurts to see the picture, literally closed my ******** tabOriginally Posted by Erad
it is perhaps the worst hoverhand ever
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03-25-2015, 11:24 AM #4Mutant Bunny Owner
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So, in the future learn to keep your "hover" hand away from dude's junk.Originally Posted by brockyhocky
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03-25-2015, 11:26 AM #5Howawesomethisnarcississm
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you beta as fuk mate. not because of hoverhands but cause you give a sh!t about a damn picture and some ribbing from your buddies. #firstworldproblems
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03-25-2015, 11:27 AM #6slayer of sloots
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took alot for me to upload it, im gonna be awkward as chit when i see that girl againOriginally Posted by Erad
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03-25-2015, 11:28 AM #7Creampie Connoisseur
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Lmao, I havent laughed this hard from a thread in a while.
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03-25-2015, 11:29 AM #8Registered User
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We're all gonna make it OP. Tfw I don't hover hand and fear that sloot will complain to boyfriend or love interest to beat the chit out of me
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03-25-2015, 11:29 AM #9e jebiga
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"hover hand
Transitive verb, alternative spelling (inf.): "hoover hand"
When a hand, instead of resting on individuals side, upper arm or shoulder, magically hovers above said persons limb or other part of body when performing an embracing manner or gesture, signalling insecurity in the person doing the hand hover.
The infamous hover hand is, when seen, often put in practice by humans of the male gender with unfavourable appearances and lack of confidence, while posing for a photograph with female or females with favourable to very favourable appearance characteristics, in particular around the models on fairs and expos utilized to market a product or phenomena.
"Jim was insecure around women, a wuss, often seen hover handing in photographs."
"Dude, let's go to comicon and see the unlaid nerds perform the hover hand on hotties dressed up as Nintendo-characters and other made up human and anthropomorphic depictions!"
"To hover or to hoover, that is not the appropriate question" - Sheikh Abdhull IV"
Okay op ffs it's just a picture, how the fuk can you be depressed over a picture.
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03-25-2015, 11:29 AM #10slayer of sloots
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i'd laugh aswel if it wasnt me but srs i wouldn't wish this on anyone, it literally pains me to see that picture and im not even over exaggeratingOriginally Posted by basshead444
i have to scroll down really fast just to avoid seeing it
could i use the excuse that i dropped a card on the floor ?
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03-25-2015, 11:30 AM #11Registered Sex Official
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What is this thread about?
Oh........OP is a *******
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03-25-2015, 11:30 AM #12Slicing up eyeballs
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Are you upset because it looks like you do not work legs in this photo?
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03-25-2015, 11:31 AM #13In b4 everything
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03-25-2015, 11:31 AM #14H20, LEAN, SAME THING!
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Hey guys! Look! ITS HoverhandHocky!
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03-25-2015, 11:34 AM #15mreatassbtchslapr
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ohpee on that weiner time
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03-25-2015, 11:35 AM #16LDAR Archmage
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kick your friend's ass, bang sloot. /thread
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03-25-2015, 11:35 AM #17slayer of sloots
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can someone seriously give me advice, im all about poking fun but this is getitng to me serious
imagine you got a hoverhand picture when ur 19 years old and ur mum/dad saw it
how embarassed you would be?
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03-25-2015, 11:37 AM #18ESTJ Sentinel
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you changed pic! NiceOriginally Posted by houstonmiscer
I keep pushing because I think I'm untouchable. But I'll learn the hard way because I'm only a popcorn fart away from a 30 day ban.
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03-25-2015, 11:49 AM #19slayer of sloots
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bump
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03-25-2015, 12:04 PM #20Manlet of Peace
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OP ITT too strong for bishes, hover hand takes over
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03-25-2015, 12:11 PM #21slayer of sloots
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rektOriginally Posted by Jeeter
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03-25-2015, 12:30 PM #22Registered User
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uncensor the pictures.
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03-25-2015, 07:25 PM #23Registered User
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what kind of sick kunt are you to want to see something like thatOriginally Posted by frog0o
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03-25-2015, 09:36 PM #24feelsgoodman.jpg
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