Backstory
I never paid attention to this hot girl in my math class but turns out I caught the feels for her out of nowhere.
This girl legit stepped on my shoe when she was coming to sit down after class started (i thought it was accident but she didnt say anything as if she thought she could get away with it)
After class she walks out and is staring at me while I'm getting up to leave
We make eye contact the other day when shes walking outside she looks at me while im walking behind her then keeps walking
This chick is HNNGH as fuk
I cant believe shes making me approach because I swore NC unless the girl makes the first move
Wrote a route map this morning for how I plan on getting her number basically I am going to wait for a chance and hit her up
If she sits in front
-ask for pen / pencil -> A2
Else
Leave first
-wait / walk slowly outside classroom door after class -> A2
If fuked
make eye contact
drop pen/coin/etc.
A2. wait untill situation after class and be standing up to give it (pen/pencil) back
else wait until class ends
C1 (walking out from class)
if shes behind -> wait till shes next to you and ask if we have any more upcoming/announced test
"i hope not (laugh)" -> lines
ELSE
if youre behind tap shoulder move next to her -> C1
lines: ""
-our class is so boring
+dont see how anyone pays attention.
+whats your name
+major
-thats pretty cool
*make excuse physical contact / shoulders touch
+ask about spring break/etc.
--->>> Break off
+hey im going this way so
*you should give me ur phone number
*wana give me your phone #
why
-to study or
-you could give me the answers to all the homeworks (laugh)
sure
get #
"k kewl see ya"(meh)
"alright gd night" (beta wk)
"cool kk see you l8r" (brah)
--->>> D1
else
---<<< D2
D1
ask misc what to say in text
D2
aw fuk bye (NorthCarolina)
Going to the gym in a few mins for alpha chestpump of peace and then later will be in class at 6pm , If she doesnt sit near me, class ends 7pm which is when I will start moving
Will post updates after class whether I hit her up or not. Wouldnt have gotten the idea for this if not for oooh Im a ghostbrah's thread
dis gon be good.jpg
Any thoughts ?
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03-24-2015, 09:37 AM #1
Going to approach Hbb after class today (Decision Map)
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03-24-2015, 09:43 AM #7
Strong too much work for saying "hi"
"One day I won't be able to lift any more. Not I won't want to lift. I mean physically unable. That day could be decades from now or it could be tomorrow. All I know is that's the day I'll wish I could lift more than ever. The day I'd give anything for one more workout, one more set, or one more cardio session. So go hard and enjoy every workout, every set, every rep. Because one day you will wake up and you will never get it back."
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03-24-2015, 09:44 AM #8
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If you want to fuk this sl00t you better fuking act like it. She get's guys sneak flirting with her all the time. Walk up to her like you own that chit. Tell her what you want in the most simple terms, and get number. HBB's are approached every day and unless you can step up and be assertive you'll just be another guy.
lol @ going nc until a girl approaches you...good luck with your FA goals of 2015 Op.
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03-24-2015, 09:46 AM #13
I read everything you posted
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03-24-2015, 09:46 AM #14
jesus christ OP. you must really like her. god speed
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03-24-2015, 09:49 AM #16straight edge
Squat: 325lbs x 10 (22.09.2015)
Deadlift: 330lbs x 2 x 1 (18.05.2015)
Bench: 192 lbs x 10 (7.12.2015)
Norwegian master race crew
Nose chiseled by the Gods
*Facial aesthetics in training*
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03-24-2015, 09:51 AM #17
You're overthinking it.
I have done this a million times.
Timeline:
One or two classes.
Start a convo about anything, preferably something you have in common, ex: Class.
Ask her how she likes it, or if she is having any trouble.
Dont assume she dislikes the class, she might love it.
After one or two classes of talking, say:
You seem pretty cool, we should hang sometime.
Get her number.
One technique I also use is organzing study groups for every class. Meet tons of people and have an easy in with girls.
If you are really desperate and too scared to ask her out, tell her you are studying at the library or a coffee shop, and that she should come.EAT. SLEEP. BE JOHN CENA. REPEAT.
All the things that bring stress, pain, torment, etc. go in one ear and out the other.
Whenever I start to pity myself, feel down, or feel embarrassed, I have a voice in my head that says: "So what? Why should you give a f###?"
Brock Lesnar is the greatest wrestler of all time.
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03-24-2015, 09:55 AM #22
Over thinking it brah, just simply sit next to her and begin conversing. Once class is over and you've had a good conversation, you hit her with the Tim Duncan line, "Well hey I really enjoyed talking to you but I have to go so maybe I can get your number and continue the conversation."
19 years ago I escaped my mother's placenta & never looked back. My father held me high into the sky over pride rock like Simba so the city would know who was on that real nikka shiit. Teachers often ridiculed me & told me I'd never be sh*t. They were so worried about my lackadaisical efforts that I was recommended to a psychologist. After numerous one on one sessions & neural scans it was discovered that money was on my mind.
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