My Buddy eomrat

[so-tex]

He better come down here in September to dove hunt with me.
If he doesn't, I'm sending ISIS after his ass!

[KeepItMoving]

He better come down here in September to dove hunt with me.
If he doesn't, I'm sending ISIS after his ass!

My money would be on EOM! And I hope he makes it to the greatest state in America to hunt with you!

[so-tex]

My money would be on EOM! And I hope he makes it to the greatest state in America to hunt with you!

Doug is money. He'll come eventually. You would be welcome as well.

[paolo59]

If he doesn't show up in September, with your mention of ISIS; I suggest decapitation and grilling. (that is what we do with doves in Texas) If you want good dove hunting, you go South of the border, right around San Fernando, Tamaulipas!

[so-tex]

If he doesn't show up in September, with your mention of ISIS; I suggest decapitation and grilling. (that is what we do with doves in Texas) If you want good dove hunting, you go South of the border, right around San Fernando, Tamaulipas!

I've been on several dove hunts in Mexico, in Tamaulipas and Coahuila. I shot doves with a 20 and a 28 gauge. It seems like I shot until my shoulder was separated from my body.
Good times.

[bodyhard]

He better come down here in September to dove hunt with me.
If he doesn't, I'm sending ISIS after his ass!

Let me know if and when I'll be sure to be there - I love this guy.

[cowboybiker]

Let me know if and when I'll be sure to be there - I love this guy.

skeptical cowboy is somewhat skeptical.

[Cass40]

I love eomrat because he thinks I'm hot

[KeepItMoving]

Doug is money. He'll come eventually. You would be welcome as well.

Very kind of you! Thank you.

[Plateauplower]

mmmmmm doves.
Butter, honey and a little lemon juice as a marinade - Grilled. I could eat truck loads of them.

[Old-Time-Lifter]

Negg'ing op and Doug too because neither invited me along.

You guys suck......

[cowboybiker]

Doves are just glorified pigeons.

[Mark1T]

Doves are just glorified pigeons.

I can eat dove, but not pigeons. Same reason I can eat deer, but not cat.


Some years ago, an old-timer preacher told me when he was a young preacher, he traveled a lot and would frequently knock on doors in hopes for a good meal. One day he knocked on a door and this elderly lady answered. He asked her if he could have something to eat and that he was a preacher. She obliged and invited him in. Once he was in, he could smell something was roasting in the oven. Even though it honestly did not smell that great, he was starving. After a little while she took a big covered pan out of the oven and placed it on the table and took the lid off and to his astonishment he didn't know what it was. So, he kindly asked her, "Ma'am, what exactly is that?" She said, "It's a freshly killed possum and some potatoes and carrots." He just replied, "Hmmm."

After he ate a good helping of the dish, he politely thanked the lady and left. He then told me, "I had possum one time in my life, but I 'aint never having possum ever, ever again." I believed him.

That story isn't that funny, because it's true.

[cowboybiker]

My cat eats pigeons and doves.


It's not picky.

[Mark1T]

I asked my niece the other day, "You know why Bandit barks?" She said, "No. Why?"



I answered, "Because he's a dog."

[NorwichGrad]

Pffff. Pansy white folks.

I've had dog, snake, goldfish, goat brain, chicken mohawk, goat ballz and cow sphincter, and a bunch of other bodyparts from different species.

Pigeons would be like lobster for us.

[Mark1T]

Pffff. Pansy white folks.

I've had dog, snake, goldfish, goat brain, chicken mohawk, goat ballz and cow sphincter, and a bunch of other bodyparts from different species.

Pigeons would be like lobster for us.

Why don't you just simplify and say anything that crawls or flies is all good?

Your whitey buddie.

[Brackneyc]

Pffff. Pansy white folks.

I've had dog, snake, goldfish, goat brain, chicken mohawk, goat ballz and cow sphincter, and a bunch of other bodyparts from different species.

Anyone who has eaten at McDonalds has eaten that as well.

[cowboybiker]

I'll eat anything.

I may not want to know exactly what it is, but I'll eat it.

It could be a moose turd pie as long as you don't tell me and it's seasoned correctly.

[Mark1T]

I'll eat anything.

I may not want to know exactly what it is, but I'll eat it.

It could be a moose turd pie as long as you don't tell me and it's seasoned correctly.

Whipped cream helps.




A little.




So I heard.

[pharmamarketer]

Anyone who has eaten at McDonalds has eaten that as well.

Sweet AVI

[paolo59]

I've been on several dove hunts in Mexico, in Tamaulipas and Coahuila. I shot doves with a 20 and a 28 gauge. It seems like I shot until my shoulder was separated from my body.
Good times.

Mexico has some of the best dove hunting in the world. Well, it did have! I don't know what the state of that industry is at the moment with all that is going on down there. Dove is good with scratch biscuits and gravy!

[so-tex]

North Carolina is a lot closer. You can go ahead and add me to your "List of People Bodyhard has Threatened to Beat Up Who Remain Oddly Non-Beaten-Up"

210 Grimes St
Ft Bragg, NC

Stop on by anytime. It will be just like the last time you threatened to come kick my ass. LOL

I will even post a nice Google Earth pic to help you find me,...just like I did last time.









Aren't I swell? I even put a little circle around my place with a nice 'X' to mark the spot.

Real talk.

[so-tex]

Pffff. Pansy white folks.

I've had dog, snake, goldfish, goat brain, chicken mohawk, goat ballz and cow sphincter, and a bunch of other bodyparts from different species.

Pigeons would be like lobster for us.

I like the finer cuisine as well.
I love Vaca de Cabeza ( cow brains), Machitos ( goat heart, lungs, kidneys and liver stuffed in the large intestine and wrapped with the small one.
True story..
When I was in my teens, my cousins (and some friends) we put some goat heads in the ground (mesquite coals on the bottom), goat head's wrapped in burlap, and mesquite coals on the top.
When the dance was over, we invited some friends to come out. (I also had some frijoles cooking in a clay pot).
Anyway, we pulled the goat heads out of the ground in the dark. Munched in and something wasn't quite right. The goat heads were still bloody and quite rare.
Anyway, I still love goat brains, Macintosh ext.

[mtpockets]

North Carolina is a lot closer. You can go ahead and add me to your "List of People Bodyhard has Threatened to Beat Up Who Remain Oddly Non-Beaten-Up"

210 Grimes St
Ft Bragg, NC

Stop on by anytime. It will be just like the last time you threatened to come kick my ass. LOL

I will even post a nice Google Earth pic to help you find me,...just like I did last time.









Aren't I swell? I even put a little circle around my place with a nice 'X' to mark the spot.

Yep, real talk indeed.

[deadwoodgregg]

I like the finer cuisine as well.
I love Vaca de Cabeza ( cow brains), Machitos ( goat heart, lungs, kidneys and liver stuffed in the large intestine and wrapped with the small one.
True story..
When I was in my teens, my cousins (and some friends) we put some goat heads in the ground (mesquite coals on the bottom), goat head's wrapped in burlap, and mesquite coals on the top.
When the dance was over, we invited some friends to come out. (I also had some frijoles cooking in a clay pot).
Anyway, we pulled the goat heads out of the ground in the dark. Munched in and something wasn't quite right. The goat heads were still bloody and quite rare.
Anyway, I still love goat brains, Macintosh ext.

Sounds delicious, but I think I will take a pass.

[pvsampson]

My cat eats pigeons and doves.

Our pigeons eat cats.Our doves eat pigeons that eat cats.

And our bunnies?

Do not f#ck with our bunnies.

[Fishman15]

Our pigeons eat cats.Our doves eat pigeons that eat cats.

And our bunnies?

Do not f#ck with our bunnies.

Pic was obviously taken on shoulder day...

[Old-Time-Lifter]

Pic was obviously taken on shoulder day...

I think that bunny is using some super supps... just saying...

[sy2502]

I've had dog, snake, goldfish, goat brain, chicken mohawk, goat ballz and cow sphincter, and a bunch of other bodyparts from different species.

I'm curious how you cook cow sphincter. Stuffed?