hooker --> escort
bank teller --> investment consultant
telemarketer --> telesales representative
sandwich maker --> sandwich artist (srs subway)
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03-03-2015, 05:57 PM #1Registered User
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LMAO @ people who exaggerate their job titles
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03-03-2015, 05:59 PM #2Banned
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Who cares? Strong life OP
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03-03-2015, 06:00 PM #3hamsterbrah
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miscer ---> professional gentleman of leisure
It is the current year.
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03-03-2015, 06:00 PM #4Registered User
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Subtle works as a cash register at McDonald's and is jealous of over glorified job titles.Originally Posted by iradumass
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03-03-2015, 06:00 PM #5Registered User
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join date: Mar 2013Originally Posted by ScrillaVilla
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i wished at worked at McDonald's in the weekendOriginally Posted by Glutamine1
they get 50% discounts everything on the menu srs
dem gains
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03-03-2015, 06:00 PM #6
head self-represented consultant management leader checking in
edit: talking to myself mainly, also help myself make difficult decisionsLast edited by dragonbrahZ; 03-03-2015 at 06:15 PM.
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03-03-2015, 06:01 PM #7
bodybuilding.com senior forum journalist checking in
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03-03-2015, 06:02 PM #8Banned
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i have never heard a bank teller being called a investment consultant
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03-03-2015, 06:02 PM #9Registered User
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Delivery specialist checking in
aka inventory processor
aka to aka shipper
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03-03-2015, 06:02 PM #10
fisheries officer = shark lover
worse things happen at sea
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03-03-2015, 06:02 PM #11hamsterbrah
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pyramid scheme insurance salesman ---> investment representative, investment consultant, and financial advisor
It is the current year.
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03-03-2015, 06:03 PM #12Registered User
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thisOriginally Posted by Howiester
Investors Group
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03-03-2015, 06:03 PM #13ramen and tuna
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Self employed/freelance=broke with no job
People assume that time is a strict progression of cause to effect, but actually, from a nonlinear, nonsubjective viewpoint, it's more like a big ball of wibbly-wobbly timey-wimey stuff.
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03-03-2015, 06:06 PM #14Banned
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StatsOriginally Posted by iradumass
5'11", 179 lbs
Doing freelance jobs to make a living is considered not working anymore? U wotOriginally Posted by topcop8p7
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03-03-2015, 06:08 PM #15▲▼▲▼▲▼▲▼
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you mad i'm a master mixologist/liquid chef, yeah you mad
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03-03-2015, 06:08 PM #16Registered User
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i see a lot of 'freelancers' on linkedinOriginally Posted by topcop8p7
at best they get 1 small project designing a website for a small business
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03-03-2015, 06:10 PM #17ramen and tuna
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Obviously this doesn't go for every person who claims to do freelance. Just like the OP doesn't mean every bank teller call themselves investment consultantsOriginally Posted by ScrillaVilla
People assume that time is a strict progression of cause to effect, but actually, from a nonlinear, nonsubjective viewpoint, it's more like a big ball of wibbly-wobbly timey-wimey stuff.
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03-03-2015, 06:11 PM #18Registered User
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Gas Attendant --> Petroleum transfer engineer
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03-03-2015, 06:11 PM #19Registered User
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Met a guy the other day
He has a competing business
I needed something that day so I call him (cold call)
He sold me it for about wholesale
Well I walk into his place.. (He has zero employees one man shop)
I introduce myself ..
He says "Hey, I am Tom, I am the CEO"
Took everything I had to not lol ..
His business card also said CEO
Nice enough guy though**Black out tape over all laptop/cell phone cameras so gov cant spy on me fapping crew**
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03-03-2015, 06:11 PM #20Registered User
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lawyered maneOriginally Posted by topcop8p7
gj bro srs
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03-03-2015, 06:12 PM #21Registered User
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Pizza artisan specialist checking in, you mirin'?
Why the misc thinks all women are cheating whores
http://forum.bodybuilding.com/showthread.php?t=133661021
If you sleep with a taken girl, you condone cheating
http://forum.bodybuilding.com/showthread.php?t=170015893
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03-03-2015, 06:12 PM #22Can I borrow a feeling?
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Affiliate marketer here
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03-03-2015, 06:13 PM #23Building my empire
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Irl loser ------> BB.com Mod
-Da Misc"We just trying to get rich and suck some titties"
*I love PutangSlayer & Marsman173 & Lightsoft*
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03-03-2015, 06:13 PM #24Alpha As Fuking Fuk
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Floor manager...
Few men have virtue to withstand the highest bidder.
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03-03-2015, 06:14 PM #25Message Board King
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LmfaoOriginally Posted by chinchillabrah
~ Da Misc~Official Misc KING DINGALING~
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03-03-2015, 06:14 PM #26Registered User
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im been doing LMAO @ people threads before u were born sonOriginally Posted by Testifier
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03-03-2015, 06:16 PM #27Registered User
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******* --> OP
Thunder up!
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03-03-2015, 06:18 PM #28This i remember that thread and it was hilariousOriginally Posted by Testifier
Repped
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03-03-2015, 06:19 PM #29Registered User
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Lol this pisses me off too
Brb back office job at investment bank
brb better call self an investment banker*FA Crew*
*21 and never been on a date crew*
*Skinny Crew*
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03-03-2015, 06:21 PM #30LIBTARD from KS
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Custodial Engineer checking in...
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