Recent developments in the work-related harassment fiasco!

[Keltron]

This JUST happened about 2 hours ago.

So the gym owners had me take out my pullup/dip tower because they wanted to get a wall mounted set up that takes up less space. Well I did so but we haven't gotten the wall mount yet so for pullups I've been using the bar built into the cage. For dips I normally would use the gymnastics rings but my shoulder is healing from an issue and the instability of the rings (though usually a nice challenge) is too much for me right now.

BUT, I found a way to do them using the inside corner of the kitchenette counter. I'm not able to do weighted because the plate will slam all into the cabinets so I'm just doing bodyweight at higher reps.

So if you see someone doing this and they're sort of cranking out the last few reps, it does look weird.. like they're humping the counter LOL. So, she walks by as I'm cranking out the last rep and says in a joking way, "Umm, what are you doing there buddy?"

I finish up, dismoutn and say:

"Oh just dips using the counter since the dip station is gone at the moment."

"Oh ok.. I was gonna say.. it looked like you were getting a little too friendly with it!" She was totally joking and at this point knew what I was doing. Neither her nor the owners have brought up the previous issue so I'm assuming they all just let it pass. I probably shouldn't have brought it up but I did anyway. I could use the leverage if she ever tried to bring it up in the future.

So I said, "What?? Dude, that's sexual harassment!" in a sarcastic way.

She rolled her eyes. "Don't roll your eyes at me. Im being serious. What makes you think I should apologize to you for what I said when you say things to me that are similarly offensive? You need to apologize. If you apologize for this comment and for giving me attitude the previous day, I will apologize for what I said to you.. even though it was in response to YOUR mistake. If not, I'm gonna to bring this up to the owners."

She just looked at me for like 3 seconds w/o saying anything and then finally said, "I don't have time for this. I have to get ready for my next client." and just stormed off.

This is gonna be good! It's now two to one. She wants to mess around w/me? hahaha, not today honey.

CLIFFS of what happened previously:
She was training her client while I was in the bathroom.
Someone was at the door.
She kept yelling out to me to answer the door.
I couldn't because I was using the bathroom.
When I came out I said, "Sorry I couldn't open the door but there was liquid shooting out of my penis."
She cries sexual harassment for me mentioning my penis.

[Brackneyc]

Let it go brohamian.

[paolo59]

Let it go brohamian.

LOL I agree. Some things just aren't worth it. There's enough confrontation and drama in this world without having to go look for it. I guess I'm getting old. Ha! I walk away from stuff like that. It upsets my ancient equilibrium and questionable state of mind.

[MissHolly]

Dammit, if I knew there were gonna be Cliffs, I wouldn't have bothered reading the whole thing!

I would Let. It. Go.

[so-tex]

Grow the fuk up!

[latebloomingmom]

really!
stop humping the kitchen countertops

[Karl_Hungus]

Grow the fuk up!

^^ This. Quit being such a weenie.

[KeepItMoving]

Political correctness: Free speech that liberals find annoying, embarrassing, offensive...

[cowboybiker]

tl:dr

[Mark1T]

tl:dr

etc...

[DuracellBunny]

You get to either

A) moan about it
or
B) do it back

You don't get to do both.

[beachguy498]

Most people over 30 have gone out and gotten real jobs by then, unless livin' in mom's basement is really working out for you.

[GuyJin]

Wondered if any grapefruits were injured during the making of this thread.

Glad to hear that no fruit was involved.

That is all.

[Clinos]

Dammit, if I knew there were gonna be Cliffs, I wouldn't have bothered reading the whole thing!

I would Let. It. Go.

I spiced up the cliffs with my 'in between the lines' version. It makes the story much more bearable.

Cliffs:

She was training her client while I was in the bathroom.
furiously rubbing one out
Someone was at the door.
of the stall next to me and I peeked through the glory hole
She kept yelling out to me to answer the door.
when the tell tell tap tap on the wall knocked twice
I couldn't because I was using the bathroom.
clapping some cheeks,
When I came out I said, "Sorry I couldn't open the door but there was liquid shooting out of my penis."
as I adjusted my junk.
She cries sexually harassment at the mention of my penis.
but faints when I take it out.

[Fishman15]

This JUST happened about 2 hours ago.

So the gym owners had me take out my pullup/dip tower because they wanted to get a wall mounted set up that takes up less space. Well I did so but we haven't gotten the wall mount yet so for pullups I've been using the bar built into the cage. For dips I normally would use the gymnastics rings but my shoulder is healing from an issue and the instability of the rings (though usually a nice challenge) is too much for me right now.

BUT, I found a way to do them using the inside corner of the kitchenette counter. I'm not able to do weighted because the plate will slam all into the cabinets so I'm just doing bodyweight at higher reps.

So if you see someone doing this and they're sort of cranking out the last few reps, it does look weird.. like they're humping the counter LOL. So, she walks by as I'm cranking out the last rep and says in a joking way, "Umm, what are you doing there buddy?"

I finish up, dismoutn and say:

"Oh just dips using the counter since the dip station is gone at the moment."

"Oh ok.. I was gonna say.. it looked like you were getting a little too friendly with it!" She was totally joking and at this point knew what I was doing. Neither her nor the owners have brought up the previous issue so I'm assuming they all just let it pass. I probably shouldn't have brought it up but I did anyway. I could use the leverage if she ever tried to bring it up in the future.

So I said, "What?? Dude, that's sexual harassment!" in a sarcastic way.

She rolled her eyes. "Don't roll your eyes at me. Im being serious. What makes you think I should apologize to you for what I said when you say things to me that are similarly offensive? You need to apologize. If you apologize for this comment and for giving me attitude the previous day, I will apologize for what I said to you.. even though it was in response to YOUR mistake. If not, I'm gonna to bring this up to the owners."

She just looked at me for like 3 seconds w/o saying anything and then finally said, "I don't have time for this. I have to get ready for my next client." and just stormed off.

This is gonna be good! It's now two to one. She wants to mess around w/me? hahaha, not today honey.

CLIFFS of what happened previously:
She was training her client while I was in the bathroom.
Someone was at the door.
She kept yelling out to me to answer the door.
I couldn't because I was using the bathroom.
When I came out I said, "Sorry I couldn't open the door but there was liquid shooting out of my penis."
She cries sexual harassment for me mentioning my penis.

I'm truly exhausted from your penis talk at work...

[paolo59]

Grow the fuk up!

Back off! LMFAO This isn't just anybody. It's little brother Keltron! Everybody accepted him around here when he was shy of 35 years old...by two or three! Now he's hit 35 and he's spouting pure (%*^! What's so amazing about that? Most of us spew (%*^ regularly. What? You already grew up and had done with that? I THINK NOT! Have some patience. I'm betting on family, heritage, an eye to history and just what is what...and just finally figuring out who the hell one is, and just what the (%*^ they're doing!

Have you figured that out yet...so-tex? I haven't. When you do brother, send me a PM. Not one of those pathetic nude things that CBB is always plastering around!

[mtpockets]

[JimmyJonny]

Find a good trainer to help you with your shoulder issues.

[theKurp]

Appears to me that the kitchen counter should be crying sexual harassment, not the OP.

[tsoden]

Honestly Keltron....grow up...stop holding grudges... Your original comment was out of line. Your idea of a joke is obviously much different than most peoples idea of a joke.

[tobymax123]

Keltron: How old are you again? I know a 36 year old man doesn't act like that. Right? Right???

[cowboybiker]

There's obviously some sexual tension between the two of you.

You should ask her out.


Or at least ask her if she wants to play "ride the wild pony "

[bodyhard]

Knowing Keltron he was trying to f'ck the kitchen counter and that crazy woman just interrupted him.

[Keltron]

really!
stop humping the kitchen countertops

You're right.. especially since we eat off of it.

Most people over 30 have gone out and gotten real jobs by then, unless livin' in mom's basement is really working out for you.

Basement? What are you talking about? I have my own room.

Wondered if any grapefruits were injured during the making of this thread.

Glad to hear that no fruit was involved.

That is all.

Don't mention grapefruits or this thread will get locked!

I spiced up the cliffs with my 'in between the lines' version. It makes the story much more bearable.

Cliffs:

She was training her client while I was in the bathroom.
furiously rubbing one out
Someone was at the door.
of the stall next to me and I peeked through the glory hole
She kept yelling out to me to answer the door.
when the tell tell tap tap on the wall knocked twice
I couldn't because I was using the bathroom.
clapping some cheeks,
When I came out I said, "Sorry I couldn't open the door but there was liquid shooting out of my penis."
as I adjusted my junk.
She cries sexually harassment at the mention of my penis.
but faints when I take it out.

LOL you were nicer to me than I thought.

Back off! LMFAO This isn't just anybody. It's little brother Keltron! Everybody accepted him around here when he was shy of 35 years old...by two or three! Now he's hit 35 and he's spouting pure (%*^! What's so amazing about that? Most of us spew (%*^ regularly. What? You already grew up and had done with that? I THINK NOT! Have some patience. I'm betting on family, heritage, an eye to history and just what is what...and just finally figuring out who the hell one is, and just what the (%*^ they're doing!

Have you figured that out yet...so-tex? I haven't. When you do brother, send me a PM. Not one of those pathetic nude things that CBB is always plastering around!

This!

[silverlightning]

it would be cringe worthy to try and go out meeting females with you.

[Keltron]

There's obviously some sexual tension between the two of you.

You should ask her out.

No thanks Jeff.. she's a butterface. Nice girl before this whole incident.. but a major butter face.

Knowing Keltron he was trying to f'ck the kitchen counter and that crazy woman just interrupted him.

You know I'll fukk anything that moves... now I've included things that DON'T move.

it would be cringe worthy to try and go out meeting females with you.

I'm actually a pretty nice guy. I don't buy them drinks though.

[silverlightning]

No thanks Jeff.. she's a butterface. Nice girl before this whole incident.. but a major butter face.

You know I'll fukk anything that moves... now I've included things that DON'T move.

I'm actually a pretty nice guy. I don't buy them drinks though.

ok good cuz neither do i unless i know them.

[MissHolly]

No thanks Jeff.. she's a butterface. Nice girl before this whole incident.. but a major butter face.

LOL, I had to look up butterface. I know, I should have already known this. LOL

[Brackneyc]

LOL, I had to look up butterface. I know, I should have already known this. LOL

Is my picture still there.

[MissHolly]

Is my picture still there.

I knew something seemed familiar.

Looked kinda like this: