describe the grocest sloots/worst sex you've had

[DiqueJ]

inspired by the thread of the guy who hasn't phukkd in 5 years thats about to go make that fat pig his smash piece. give us your worst stories, i wanna be groced the phuck out.


I'm on that fuk the same girl for my whole life time so i can't start it off.

[TheUniBrah]

Never had bad sex crew

[NattyCory]

18 yr. old
It was like sticking a dick down a hall way and she was the queef master... Gross

All sex is still good but I've been with a few dead fish, it wasn't the best

Sex is like pizza, when it's good, it's really good, when it's bad it's still good

[DTreats]

You had to post this today.

Last night was my worst.

She followed me home from the bar, I sped at the end, ran inside, and downed two shots before she knocked.

I was imagining plowing jaba teh hut.

She left at 3am, I have never felt so much regret.

[DiqueJ]

You had to post this today.

Last night was my worst.

She followed me home from the bar, I sped at the end, ran inside, and downed two shots before she knocked.

I was imagining plowing jaba teh hut.

She left at 3am, I have never felt so much regret.

i need u to paint me a picture (nofetish)

[StrayanBrah]

Your mum stunk of old tuna.

[DiqueJ]

Your mum stunk of old tuna.

to think i repped u

[JesseV87]

Girl I picked up at a wedding. Hot, great body, but:

-Worst kisser ever, literally tried to bite off my tongue multiple times.
-Dry, tight vag, took forever to get in with spit, no lube available. Finally got it in and she ended up bleeding on my dick after her vag nearly ripped it off my body. (virgin? I dunno, wouldn't surprise me)
-Refused to S the D
-Interrupted at one point to tell me about how her brother was in jail for selling crack and guns (which she verified)

Apparently she had a boyfriend (even after telling me she recently dumped him after he was abusive) and she ended up getting pregnant some months later.

[Comstarr]

Went ATM then she kissed me afterwards I kicked her out

[Tyrantax]

My first gf when I was 15, I lost my virginity to her and hers to me.
We banged for a total of 10 times.
She smelled HORRID in the nether region.
I'm talking the whole room was stinking like fish/piss after we banged.
I accidentally fingered her once and I didn't even dare to smell my fingers.
I get the shivers just thinking about it LOL.
She's hot nowadays though lol

[nordiclifter]

I have told this story before, but this one I regret the most:

She must have been 150kg approx, she had a figure like this, but even more lose fatish body, and she had legit no tits..



we couldnt do missionary, cause her thights where to fat. Remember we started off relaxing on the bed. started to touch eachother, and I remember to my horror how much fat I had to move to get to her clit, and it was all very very wet. If this was posay juice or pure sweat, I dont know srs. Then tried as mentioned missionary, but figured out it didnt work. Tried doggystyle, to yet again horror, I saw she had a wart on her right ballcheek, size of a girls nipple. remember trying not to hit it or touch it.. ahhh fukk man, I have really surpressed this stuff.. hard to relive srs..

I also only brought her over to my place, and made her leave when it was pitch black dark out side. srsly sneaking her in and out of the house. I was really ashamed.. Not only did she have a disgusting body, but a face that resembled a pig. fronth teeth constantly showing, and a nose wich stuck up a bit. My lowest of the low... and I had her over twice. after second time I just said to myself I cant do this.. it aint worth it.

My other bad experience is when I got a 32 yo home for a ONS. I was heading home after clubbing, while walking down the street, two girls outside a bar asked me to join them. One of them was hot actually. But as I talked to this hot 32 yo, it really started to shine that this girl wasnt really "there", something was off. hard to explain, she had a job and lived alone, but her social abilities seemed not 100%. Well I dont give a phuk, she had nice hair, cute face and a cleavage lol.. not fat either. Long story short where we took a cab to my place, we had a couple of beers, and started making out and get hot. Im on the bed, and she crawls over me, so she gets her legs over my arms, and her posay over my head, infront of my face. And then I see her pants have blood stains all over, and I could smell the menstrual blood, I freaked the fuk out lol. proceeded to get blown by this girl, ****ed her doggy even tho she had her week, then some in her butt.. Another weird thing, she insisted on having Elvis presly music on in the background.. it all was so fukin weird..

[YourmumBrah]

I have told this story before, but this one I regret the most:

She must have been 150kg approx, she had a figure like this, but even more lose fatish body, and she had legit no tits..

we couldnt do missionary, cause her thights where to fat. Remember we started off relaxing on the bed. started to touch eachother, and I remember to my horror how much fat I had to move to get to her clit, and it was all very very wet. If this was posay juice or pure sweat, I dont know srs. Then tried as mentioned missionary, but figured out it didnt work. Tried doggystyle, to yet again horror, I saw she had a wart on her right ballcheek, size of a girls nipple. remember trying not to hit it or touch it.. ahhh fukk man, I have really surpressed this stuff.. hard to relive srs..

I also only brought her over to my place, and made her leave when it was pitch black dark out side. srsly sneaking her in and out of the house. I was really ashamed.. Not only did she have a disgusting body, but a face that resembled a pig. fronth teeth constantly showing, and a nose wich stuck up a bit. My lowest of the low... and I had her over twice. after second time I just said to myself I cant do this.. it aint worth it.

My other bad experience is when I got a 32 yo home for a ONS. I was heading home after clubbing, while walking down the street, two girls outside a bar asked me to join them. One of them was hot actually. But as I talked to this hot 32 yo, it really started to shine that this girl wasnt really "there", something was off. hard to explain, she had a job and lived alone, but her social abilities seemed not 100%. Well I dont give a phuk, she had nice hair, cute face and a cleavage lol.. not fat either. Long story short where we took a cab to my place, we had a couple of beers, and started making out and get hot. Im on the bed, and she crawls over me, so she gets her legs over my arms, and her posay over my head, infront of my face. And then I see her pants have blood stains all over, and I could smell the menstrual blood, I freaked the fuk out lol. proceeded to get blown by this girl, ****ed her doggy even tho she had her week, then some in her butt.. Another weird thing, she insisted on having Elvis presly music on in the background.. it all was so fukin weird..

Fuuuu hahahaha.

Repped for absolutely disgusting me.

[AGubeljic]

I have told this story before, but this one I regret the most:

She must have been 150kg approx, she had a figure like this, but even more lose fatish body, and she had legit no tits..



we couldnt do missionary, cause her thights where to fat. Remember we started off relaxing on the bed. started to touch eachother, and I remember to my horror how much fat I had to move to get to her clit, and it was all very very wet. If this was posay juice or pure sweat, I dont know srs. Then tried as mentioned missionary, but figured out it didnt work. Tried doggystyle, to yet again horror, I saw she had a wart on her right ballcheek, size of a girls nipple. remember trying not to hit it or touch it.. ahhh fukk man, I have really surpressed this stuff.. hard to relive srs..

I also only brought her over to my place, and made her leave when it was pitch black dark out side. srsly sneaking her in and out of the house. I was really ashamed.. Not only did she have a disgusting body, but a face that resembled a pig. fronth teeth constantly showing, and a nose wich stuck up a bit. My lowest of the low... and I had her over twice. after second time I just said to myself I cant do this.. it aint worth it.

My other bad experience is when I got a 32 yo home for a ONS. I was heading home after clubbing, while walking down the street, two girls outside a bar asked me to join them. One of them was hot actually. But as I talked to this hot 32 yo, it really started to shine that this girl wasnt really "there", something was off. hard to explain, she had a job and lived alone, but her social abilities seemed not 100%. Well I dont give a phuk, she had nice hair, cute face and a cleavage lol.. not fat either. Long story short where we took a cab to my place, we had a couple of beers, and started making out and get hot. Im on the bed, and she crawls over me, so she gets her legs over my arms, and her posay over my head, infront of my face. And then I see her pants have blood stains all over, and I could smell the menstrual blood, I freaked the fuk out lol. proceeded to get blown by this girl, ****ed her doggy even tho she had her week, then some in her butt.. Another weird thing, she insisted on having Elvis presly music on in the background.. it all was so fukin weird..

Aweir

[MaiorCosmin]

Things like the one above make you a real man, lol, poor guy.

[Tyrantax]

I have told this story before, but this one I regret the most:

i think im gonna be sick...
cant read longer than the first paragraph....
reps

[iKickMidgets]

Fingered a dutch girl and she shat down my arm.

[Broteins]

Gross sloot checking in.



The worst sex I ever had was with a 5'8" 215lb Belgium manlet. Chit was pathetic.

[codstingray444]

was trying to clap the cheeks of a sementhirsty slut. didnt know she was a mega squirter. she squirted everywhere and there was lady juice all over the place. SRS

[0thersid3]

****ed a girl with an arm embolism once

[Auxe]

-Refused to S the D

-College one night stand at friend's uni
-Had no intentions of smashing 6/10, but I was "what the hell okay"
-Didn't smash, friends left the party
-Return next morning to get breakfast with her before I leave, it gets hot and heavy


>Doesnt S/D
>Granny panties
>Smells like old lady perfume
>3/10 without makeup
>No kissing ability
>Her roomate left the room to take a dump I smell
>Crosses/Angels all over the dorm room
>Book on table "Liberal Thinking"
>Large picture the size of a computer monitor of her and her dad? who is a cop
>She tells me I'm the second guy she's been with


Couldnt nut, just sort of left. RIP my black socks I left there. Weird AF. Rustled. Cringed thinking about how weird that 1~ hour was

[lsiberian]

Probably while my wife was on that time. That said I'm sick bastard so I get even harder and enjoy it. Doing it sick isn't great either.

[Melite]

My first gf when I was 15, I lost my virginity to her and hers to me.
We banged for a total of 10 times.
She smelled HORRID in the nether region.
I'm talking the whole room was stinking like fish/piss after we banged.
I accidentally fingered her once and I didn't even dare to smell my fingers.
I get the shivers just thinking about it LOL.
She's hot nowadays though lol

Was she on that no-shower crew bruh?

[DiqueJ]

some good stories

[WoofieNugget]

Was out with one of my boys having dinner and as usual with this particular friend, we got extremely loaded. The place was one of those country type bars that turns into a dance club later on. By 10pm we are completely loaded and realize that we are surrounded by white trash cougars, so we decide to have a cougar hunt.

I can't actually tell you what happened further on in the evening because I was that drunk. What I got relayed by my friend the day after is that I basically found the oldest skank in the place just to win the bet (first to pick up and make out got free drinks) and started making out with her and grabbing her ass on an empty dance floor while the old rummies at the bar cheered me on, since they already knew they wouldn't touch her. I proceeded to get her into a cab and disappear. When I asked my friend why he let me go with her he said he had never seen anything like her and wanted to know (through me) what it felt like to bang a mummy.

All I know is in the morning I woke up next to a naked hag. No word of a lie she was probably 55 and had wrinkles on her wrinkles. Without the benefit of about ten pints of beer I can tell you she was also extremely ugly and not only had saggy fried egg boobs, but sagged in many other places as well. When she got out of bed to get dressed after finding me quivering in the corner from the sight I had seen upon waking, I actually got fanned by the backs of her arms.

Then she had the nerve to ask if we were going to have breakfast and if I wanted round two with her. I didn't have to fake going into the bathroom and throwing up so that's what I did, and she proceeded to watch me puking - still naked - from the door saying things like "oh dear" and "you're not going to kiss me with that mouth". I eventually had to throw her out after it took her about an hour to put her clothes back on and she left her number written on about five things around my place.

To this day I still think of it and shudder.

[Evening7]

Start hooking up with "decent" chick at this party
She wants the D
I take her shirt off...





































Rolls on rolls on rolls, I get up and leave
still surprised to this day how they camouflage that sh!t

[Tyrantax]

Was she on that no-shower crew bruh?

I have no idea, we showered together a few times, but there was no sign of her showering her poosy

[joshewwah]

Eating takeaway food with bare hands
fapped with grease and oil
dik smelled like burgers and chips afterwards

[BrahmaDeej]

a+ thread

[NZdude]

-College one night stand at friend's uni
-Had no intentions of smashing 6/10, but I was "what the hell okay"
-Didn't smash, friends left the party
-Return next morning to get breakfast with her before I leave, it gets hot and heavy


>Doesnt S/D
>Granny panties
>Smells like old lady perfume
>3/10 without makeup
>No kissing ability
>Her roomate left the room to take a dump I smell
>Crosses/Angels all over the dorm room
>Book on table "Liberal Thinking"
>Large picture the size of a computer monitor of her and her dad? who is a cop
>She tells me I'm the second guy she's been with


Couldnt nut, just sort of left. RIP my black socks I left there. Weird AF. Rustled. Cringed thinking about how weird that 1~ hour was

that was almost poetic in its vividness

so vivid, I think I threw up a bit in my mouth lol

[anonymous]