Went into a new barber today, showed her this picture:
30 minutes and $20 later I look like this:
Are u fukin kidding me? What should I do? Btw my nose and ears are red cuz I just walked home in -18C
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02-20-2015, 09:01 PM #1Squashbrah
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Barber gave me a stupid eggplant haircut, wut do?
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02-20-2015, 09:02 PM #2Banned
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Can't see pics.
Edit: lol, just shave that chit off, it looks ridiculous.
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02-20-2015, 09:03 PM #3Squashbrah
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fixedOriginally Posted by DKPhenomenom
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02-20-2015, 09:05 PM #4OK!
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If your haircut ends up like chit, never pay the barber. Only solution is to try to get your money back and buzz cut the rest.
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02-20-2015, 09:05 PM #5Degree 6 Zoosexual
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i got some bad news brah...
thats not an eggplant
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02-20-2015, 09:05 PM #6Peace Sign
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02-20-2015, 09:06 PM #7Registered Kunt
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Just shave it off looks like chit. Also are you sure you went to a barber not a hairdresser?
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02-20-2015, 09:06 PM #8Legion
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Shave it all off and go NC on barber AFTER you get your money back.
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02-20-2015, 09:06 PM #9Registered Miscer
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02-20-2015, 09:07 PM #10BB.com Iron Account
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go to a male barber dude
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02-20-2015, 09:07 PM #11Registered User
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I wouldn't have paid.
I could give myself a better haircut than that lol."Same here, im at a point where I watch hentai and jack off to high res VR cartoon hentai maids that look like 3d models of the drawings you usually see in hentais but full vr with boob physics and everything in 3d like real life. They are way better than reality even lol. "
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02-20-2015, 09:08 PM #12Registered User
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Lmao bruh, she faded the sides way too damn much.
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02-20-2015, 09:08 PM #13Registered User
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OP, that's a butternut squash brah. Do you even culinary?
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02-20-2015, 09:08 PM #14
If you have clippers, just use a sorta long clip and go over the top part to reduce vegetable resemblance, but keep the faded sides.
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02-20-2015, 09:09 PM #15Registered User
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lol
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02-20-2015, 09:10 PM #16Registered User
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Hardly a fade.Originally Posted by GrownSimba3
OP asked for a low fade
OP got a high & tight"Same here, im at a point where I watch hentai and jack off to high res VR cartoon hentai maids that look like 3d models of the drawings you usually see in hentais but full vr with boob physics and everything in 3d like real life. They are way better than reality even lol. "
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02-20-2015, 09:10 PM #17Registered User
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lol at female barber
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02-20-2015, 09:10 PM #18I'm no longer canon : (
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Shave that chit asap brah.
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02-20-2015, 09:10 PM #19Registered User
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last time comeone didnt o my hair right was a girl at fantasic sams, after she was done i told her to just shave it all off
I since have been going to a male barber ten plus years and he does an excellent job everytime
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02-20-2015, 09:10 PM #20Registered Sex Offender
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Never let a woman cut your hair brah...
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02-20-2015, 09:11 PM #21Registered User
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02-20-2015, 09:11 PM #22The guy you love to hate.
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02-20-2015, 09:11 PM #23Registered User
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i would just buzz it all to an even length.
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02-20-2015, 09:12 PM #24Hanging by a thread
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02-20-2015, 09:12 PM #25LIBTARD from KS
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02-20-2015, 09:13 PM #26Registered User
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02-20-2015, 09:14 PM #27DUckBraH
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i thought barber meant men (serious). dont women work in beauty salons?
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02-20-2015, 09:14 PM #28hell yeah brother
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holeee chit bro, shave it off and wear a beanie for a month
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02-20-2015, 09:15 PM #29Registered User
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"Her" thats your main problem you dumbass....don't worry I did that once too
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02-20-2015, 09:15 PM #30▲▼▲▼▲▼▲▼
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fuarking lmao..
just wear a hat or beanie for a couple weeks then go to an actual barber i.e. one that ISN'T a HER*** Religious, Gun-Nut, Conservative, Military, Police Crew ***
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