CORPORATE Brahs.....you kno these feels.....

[Fallfree]

If there's one thing I learned about office meetings since I started working 2 years ago, it's how NOTHING gets done during one and everything is "let's meet up again next week to discuss all the nothing that happened during the week."

My daily quotes:

"I'll ping you when I'm ready"

"Let's touch base next week"

"Did you cc me on that email?"


and oh yeah...

http://cbsg.sourceforge.net/cgi-bin/live




Also:








lulz

[bobbydigitaloa]

I've been blue-skying things all day

[devin45k]

Corporate culture is such a fake superficial culture.

Hated it!

[Victorious]

Sort of, I do IT for my company, and I mostly work alone which is something I highly enjoy. Minimal communication with everyone. But I always hear the things in the OP when I'm around others.

[LethalGunz34]

lol I always joked that we have a 9 am conference meeting to discuss what we will be talking about at the 3 pm conference meeting. Same chit recycled

[Fallfree]

lol I always joked that we have a 9 am conference meeting to discuss what we will be talking about at the 3 pm conference meeting. Same chit recycled

I got a weekly call at 8:30AM Monday morning. My client is in New York so its 9:30AM for them. Its the biggest pain in the as$ cause fuking NOTHING gets done as people are still getting over the weekend...fuking biggest waste of time and money

[T_O_N_Y]

Sort of, I do IT for my company, and I mostly work alone which is something I highly enjoy. Minimal communication with everyone. But I always hear the things in the OP when I'm around others.

fellow sysadmin brah?

[Brawndo89]

Me: Hey can you come look at this with me for a sec
Coworker: Sure I'll come down in a minute

--4 hours later still hasn't come by.

Oh and fuk microsoft lync

[mark2288]

[Ted Nugent]

"I'll ping you when I'm ready"

"Let's touch base next week"

"Did you cc me on that email?"

if i heard these on a daily basis i would prob lose my sanity

srs

[sknot1454]

How could you forget..

"We'll circle back..."


FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU UUUUU

[NOTHINSPECIAL69]

Let's hold a team meeting, make sure we're increasing productivity for all accounts.

[BioDiver]

While I hate the double speak and corporate culture, I really, really miss the paycheck.

A-at least it'll be different after school, r-right?

[Nakmuay87]

Guys, we need to have a morning meeting to discuss the agenda for this afternoons meeting......... uwotm8s

[jasowhit]

Two of my favorite words: stakeholders and due diligence

[LethalGunz34]

"WHy don't you spearhead this project?"

[Zwicker]

"Moving forward"

[anonymous]

microsoft lync boys. i miss lotus notes, rep me if feels

[BioDiver]

This one killed me:

"We need to use our time more efficiently."

*manager then proceeds to be active on ******** messenger*

[Fallfree]

Me: Hey can you come look at this with me for a sec
Coworker: Sure I'll come down in a minute

--4 hours later still hasn't come by.

Oh and fuk microsoft lync

I fuking hate Lync man...right there with you


"Lets circle back after discussing with stakeholders and we will set up a quick meeting to discuss the agenda for the discussion"

[JPF82]

Sort of, I do IT for my company, and I mostly work alone which is something I highly enjoy. Minimal communication with everyone. But I always hear the things in the OP when I'm around others.

This. Kinda. Meetings never go anywhere for the most part.

[mark2288]

Please make sure your password is under your keyboard.

[blowwzilla]

"Please keep inserting your penor in my anus"

[Lefticle]

I know this all too well...


Brb meeting to discuss our weekend
Brb so tired, been in meetings all morning (doing absolutely nothing)
Brb I'm so busy, have meetings all afternoon
Brb let's set a meeting to discuss where we are at
Brb game plan meeting
Brb got nothing done all day

[Born2Roam]

brb touching base with the thread later this week

[Fallfree]

"We can discuss offline"

[et3rnal]

lol corporate slave checking in. can confirm a robot could do my job

[kalinsav]

All this lingo makes me cringe

[arn710]

"Did you get my email?"

Did you motherfuking send it?


I also have a fat, annoying bitch in my office that literally prints everything. She prints her fuking emails! !@#%!#$^@#%&@ $%

[Nakmuay87]

I have to print a lot, especially if its technical stuff, or docs that require me to actually study them.
Cant concentrate when looking at stuff on PC

Hmm maybe i should read that... *5 lines in* lemme just quickly check my CP in misc incase reps.