Men can't pee standing up in Germany? german brahs GTFIH

[anonymous]

http://rt.com/news/225179-pee-court-right-standing/


Men have regained their fundamental right to pee standing up in Germany, a court has ruled, after a landlord tried to retain part of a tenant's 3,000 euro deposit claiming an unnamed man damaged the marble floor of his toilet by sprinkling it with urine.

Judge Stefan Hank in the city of Duesseldorf has warned that traditionalists who insist on standing "must expect occasional rows with housemates, especially women" but cannot be held to account for any collateral damage.

"Despite growing domestication of men in this matter, urinating while standing up is still widespread," he pointed out.

The debate about whether men should stand (or rather sit?) while relieving themselves in Germany, is worthy of Bernard Shaw's "Man and Superman" comedy, except for it's no laughing matter for local males. In fact, there's a derogatory term for men who, for some reasons, prefer to sit and pee - "Sitzpinkler" - which implies it's not masculine behavior. Meanwhile, some toilets in Germany, which has the largest population of any EU country, have red traffic-style signs forbidding the key standing position.


is this a joke?

[EnderG60]

Lol, no kidding my GF's sisnter is dating a german guy (lives there with him now) and told me he sits to pee and we all laughed.

Apparently they consider it unsanitary to pee standing there.

The only time I sit to pee is at 3 am when I gata pee but dont wanna turn the light on.

But also judging by the floor around the urinals at the office...maybe not a bad idea. SRS old fakers leave puddles.

[theRealGriNC]

I'll stand and piss all over their feminist faces

[anonymous]

Lol, no kidding my GF's sisnter is dating a german guy (lives there with him now) and told me he sits to pee and we all laughed.

Apparently they consider it unsanitary to pee standing there.

The only time I sit to pee is at 3 am when I gata pee but dont wanna turn the light on.

But also judging by the floor around the urinals at the office...maybe not a bad idea. SRS old fakers leave puddles.

wow so it isn't a joke

[Dmstroker725]

hitler would be disappoint

[SomeKraut]

op, reading comprehension isn't your strong suit?

[TheScrew150]

Can't sit to pee cause dink touches toilet water crew

[Kblavkalash]

Lol, no kidding my GF's sisnter is dating a german guy (lives there with him now) and told me he sits to pee and we all laughed.

Apparently they consider it unsanitary to pee standing there.

The only time I sit to pee is at 3 am when I gata pee but dont wanna turn the light on.

But also judging by the floor around the urinals at the office...maybe not a bad idea. SRS old fakers leave puddles.

Ofc I pee sitting at home so i don't splash my piss everyhere, unless you are 5 feet or something and your dick is inside the bowl. Now in public places i pee standing

[McAngus]

What on Earth is happening in Euro these days?

[anonymous]

op, reading comprehension isn't your strong suit?

the fact that it is even a discussion over there is disgusting. wtf is wrong with your country?

[ScottNeely]

Women and the men who enable them are tyrannical monsters.

[Ethanolbrah]

The majority does. I wonder if it is due to hygiene concerns or because of feminist upbringing. Either way, it's ridiculous.

[Milan224]

Lol, OP you can't be serious...

[Tone92z]

hitler would be disappoint

[Sakeoe]

the fact that it is even a discussion over there is disgusting. wtf is wrong with your country?

more like wtf is wrong with your reading comprehension?

Man pisses all over floor -> damages marble -> owner tries to get his money back. It's not a weird line of thinking at all. Then again location: United states, New York. You can't even sit on the metro with wide legs lol *******.

[klaromonete]

German brah checking in,

who the fuk pees standing up at home? .... unless its a urinal

[iBRAHimoBRAH]

Feminism strikes again. Illuminaughty in full force

[McAngus]

Feminism strikes again. Illuminaughty in full force

For real, something weird is going on when Feminist are waging war on all fronts. This forum is seriously one of the few places where I can be a real man and speak my mind. In public I have to be really careful, hate to admit it.

[klaromonete]

Oh god, is it another one of those "you're not a man if you don't..." things?

Went to america for one year,

brb no shaving armpits because it's "gay"
brb standing while pissing at home, getting stains everywhere

I swear to god, the dudes over there smelled fuking awful after a long day with all that sweaty ass armpit hair and the toilet seats looked like some weird science experiment was going on on there.

but everyone is circumcised because it's supposed to me more sanitary (which is also complete utter nonsense).
Love double standards.

LMFAO

[justamiscer]

wtf, americans piss standing up? do you guys still **** in the bushes too? rancid swine

[BootneckBrah]

Oh god, is it another one of those "you're not a man if you don't..." things?

Went to america for one year,

brb no shaving armpits because it's "gay"
brb standing while pissing at home, getting stains everywhere

I swear to god, the dudes over there smelled fuking awful after a long day with all that sweaty ass armpit hair and the toilet seats looked like some weird science experiment was going on on there.

but everyone is circusized because it's supposed to me more sanitary (which is also complete utter nonsense).
Love american double standards.

LMFAO

So in Germany it's the men who shave their armpits and the women who don't?

[klaromonete]

So in Germany it's the men who shave their armpits and the women who don't?

everyone does. strong stereotypes

[BootneckBrah]

wtf, americans piss standing up? do you guys still **** in the bushes too? rancid swine

Location: UK

Lol if you piss sitting down *******.

I get that you don't lift, but toilet seats arnt that heavy

[BBHH]

I can't pee sitting down.. my dink hits the bowl.

[BootneckBrah]

everyone does. strong stereotypes

Just asking bruh.

[newleaseonlife]

German brah checking in,

who the fuk pees standing up at home? .... unless its a urinal

Ummm I do, and every man I've ever met or known, including my inlaws who come from Eastern Europe.

[Xeledon]

German brah checking in,

who the fuk pees standing up at home? .... unless its a urinal

fkn this. sitting when peeing at home. I have to clean my toilet when i have a guest who stands..... can´t aim for sh!t and it starts to smell bad. But usually nearly everyone i know >95% sits on the toilet. (except public urinals of course)

[newleaseonlife]

wtf, americans piss standing up? do you guys still **** in the bushes too? rancid swine

Yes...If I fuking feel like it, and I'll wipe my ass with your mothers thong.

[newleaseonlife]

Only time I piss sitting is if a log of chit is immediately precluding it.

[anonymous]

more like wtf is wrong with your reading comprehension?

Man pisses all over floor -> damages marble -> owner tries to get his money back. It's not a weird line of thinking at all. Then again location: United states, New York. You can't even sit on the metro with wide legs lol *******.

the point is that men standing to pee is shunned in germany. i don't care about the guy's floor.
in america the only men who pee sitting down are prison bitches