Suspended from my gym for 6 months?

[Libertvm]

OP was chumping up for other dudes in the shower...

why you care if other naked dudes think you're hung?

[juvefan]

Unaware of what "pumping up" means, doesnt sound good from what im assuming

[KlaMidEuh]

To all those asking for the pump up technique its when you massage the underside of your ballsack just above the anus, it's extremely relaxing technique that stimulates the right amount of blood for a nice thick semi without full blown hard on

Rolling back the foreskin back and forth is good for adding a blushing colour to the head and shaft, the way women do with makeup on the cheeks.

Are you guys telling me no one does this before presenting your man hood to one another? Lol wow

[StrikingMoose]

To all those asking for the pump up technique its when you massage the underside of your ballsack just above the anus, it's extremely relaxing technique that stimulates the right amount of blood for a nice thick semi without full blown hard on

Rolling back the foreskin back and forth is good for adding a blushing colour to the head and shaft, the way women do with makeup on the cheeks.

Are you guys telling me no one does this before presenting your man hood to one another? Lol wow

I am now convinced this happened.

[Skyexile]

To all those asking for the pump up technique its when you massage the underside of your ballsack just above the anus, it's extremely relaxing technique that stimulates the right amount of blood for a nice thick semi without full blown hard on

Rolling back the foreskin back and forth is good for adding a blushing colour to the head and shaft, the way women do with makeup on the cheeks.

Are you guys telling me no one does this before presenting your man hood to one another? Lol wow

Brah.. what in the fuk.

But why didn't you just shower at home? Public showers are usually really unhygienic anyway.

[newleaseonlife]

Should have told them it was " confidential aesthetic crew business, and fist yourself *******"

[newleaseonlife]

To all those asking for the pump up technique its when you massage the underside of your ballsack just above the anus, it's extremely relaxing technique that stimulates the right amount of blood for a nice thick semi without full blown hard on

Rolling back the foreskin back and forth is good for adding a blushing colour to the head and shaft, the way women do with makeup on the cheeks.

Are you guys telling me no one does this before presenting your man hood to one another? Lol wow

In my 32 years of life I have never pumped my penis for any purpose...ever.

[KlaMidEuh]

@skyexile

I go straight from gym to work, no time for a detour home.

I don't feel like I did anything wrong wtf? The gym is a place to work out and pump up there should be no restriction on what we're pumping this is NOT masturbation I did NOT masturbate

Still waiting for a serious reply .

[calibrah213]

[zer0time]

@skyexile

I go straight from gym to work, no time for a detour home.

I don't feel like I did anything wrong wtf? The gym is a place to work out and pump up there should be no restriction on what we're pumping this is NOT masturbation I did NOT masturbate

Still waiting for a serious reply .

[VabaX]

wait, people actually use the showers at the gym?

[Loserbait]

This thread definitely delivers the lulz

[MMada]

it's the shaking your dick after peeing rule, if you stroke it more then twice, then you're playing with it

[KlaMidEuh]

wait, people actually use the showers at the gym?

yes, some people actually have jobs and things to do in a rush. unless you live right next door to your gym most people actually shower there?



anyways as far as the suspension is concerned i think im going to yolo it and just walk in saying by tag is broken, i should be able to get away with it for a couple of weeks before they catch on. ill reevaluate if this happens and figure out a new game plan from there.

[SlootSlaya]

w...w....wa...wait. You got yourself partial erect before showering with men????

is this real life?

[GabrielNovar]

Been there before, just deny all

[my.self]

To all those asking for the pump up technique its when you massage the underside of your ballsack just above the anus, it's extremely relaxing technique that stimulates the right amount of blood for a nice thick semi without full blown hard on

Rolling back the foreskin back and forth is good for adding a blushing colour to the head and shaft, the way women do with makeup on the cheeks.

Are you guys telling me no one does this before presenting your man hood to one another? Lol wow

WTF?

What purpose does this serve? Like why do you need to do this before you take a shower?

[Thepayne369]

I can't believe this hasn't been said across two pages,

Join another gym.

Look in your contract to find out weather or not they can continue to take your money whilst suspended

[KlaMidEuh]

WTF?

What purpose does this serve? Like why do you need to do this before you take a shower?

as explain, the purpose is to be bigger and fuller so the people around me dont judge me for being a show-er. its a gym, everyone is superficial and shallow the last thing i want is people to judge me in the haven of self improvement (the gym).

I can't believe this hasn't been said across two pages,

Join another gym.

Look in your contract to find out weather or not they can continue to take your money whilst suspended

yes i could do that but i still have to pay i checked i called up. further more i LIKE my gym and the people there i want to know if they have a right to suspend me over something i didnt do (masturbate)

[JontheAtheist]

Just go to the gym anyway, bro.

[Tone92z]

go to the gym and masterbate in the lobby=profit.

[thsker]

so define exactly your routine for "pumping up"

Be very detailed.

[BeastlyChange]

To all those asking for the pump up technique its when you massage the underside of your ballsack just above the anus, it's extremely relaxing technique that stimulates the right amount of blood for a nice thick semi without full blown hard on

Rolling back the foreskin back and forth is good for adding a blushing colour to the head and shaft, the way women do with makeup on the cheeks.

Are you guys telling me no one does this before presenting your man hood to one another? Lol wow

Lmao, high quality trolling.

[Soloho]

Seems fake. Very doubtful any business would continue charging you after suspending you for something that they have no proof of or isn't illegal (lmao it might have been though you big perv). I don't think they can do that.

[Amino89]

Be lucky you didn't get charged with GSI.

[The1Fame]

as explain, the purpose is to be bigger and fuller so the people around me dont judge me for being a show-er. its a gym, everyone is superficial and shallow the last thing i want is people to judge me in the haven of self improvement (the gym).




yes i could do that but i still have to pay i checked i called up. further more i LIKE my gym and the people there i want to know if they have a right to suspend me over something i didnt do (masturbate)

Bro I'm going to be totally honest there is always room for negotiation, you are going to have to man the fuk up and tell them to stop charging you and change gyms or go get unbanned from that gym. 100% serious time to learn how to deal with problems

[incomingbrOMS]

Miscer of peace and prosperity.

[RustyPipes]

Why would you even want to set foot in that place again? Word has gotten around, no doubt. Employees and gym goers talk.
Then again, no one will ever ask you for a spot or to work in.

Carry on.

[idunnobrah]

Miscers will believe anything man I swear.

Repped op. Thanks for the lulz.

[Rosaudio]

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