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    Do Guys Fake Orgasms?

    I have on occasion. Well you know, if it's enough already and I just wanna get some sleep...


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    Research shows that many women pretend or "fake" orgasm, but little is known about whether men pretend orgasm. The purpose of this study was to investigate (a) whether, how, and why men pretend orgasm and (b) what men's and women's reports of pretending orgasm reveal about their sexual scripts and the functions of orgasms within these scripts. Participants were 180 male and 101 female college students; 85% of the men and 68% of the women had experienced penile-vaginal intercourse (PVI). Participants completed a qualitative questionnaire anonymously. Both men (25%) and women (50%) reported pretending orgasm (28% and 67%, respectively, for PVI-experienced participants). Most pretended during PVI, but some pretended during oral sex, manual stimulation, and phone sex. Frequently reported reasons were that orgasm was unlikely, they wanted sex to end, and they wanted to avoid negative consequences (e.g., hurting their partner's feelings) and to obtain positive consequences (e.g., pleasing their partner). Results suggest a sexual script in which women should orgasm before men, and men are responsible for women's orgasms.

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    Women have orgasms????????
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    If a guy isn't wearing a condom how exactly does he fake an orgasm?
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    Hard to believe some of the stupid sh!t that passes for research......
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    Originally Posted by Mdenatale View Post
    If a guy isn't wearing a condom how exactly does he fake an orgasm?


    Wondered the same. This and some dairy creamer was all I could come up with. I better go to sleep before this gets any worse.
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    Well you know, if it’s enough already and I just wanna get some sleep.
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    an anonymous questionnaire given to college students may not be the best random selection to represent the population

    wonder if they got extra credit

    one sampling of 180 males and 101 females at one given university
    not say..ten such samples from ten different universities from different areas of country
    but even then

    this sample is bias
    it does not take into account people from different age brackets

    just saying
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    Originally Posted by Fishman15 View Post
    Do Guys Fake Orgasms?
    Hell no! Better have plenty of lube on hand and at least one orifice that's not sore 'cause I'ma get mine.
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    Originally Posted by IronCharles View Post
    Hell no! Better have plenty of lube on hand and at least one orifice that's not sore 'cause I'ma get mine.
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    Originally Posted by cowboybiker View Post
    I read online that they have volunteer masterbaters for people your age.
    Satisfaction or your money back.

    Since do-overs at his age are probably not happening... at least not till after a lengthy nap.
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    I have before

    First time we were doing it in a car in the summer in the passenger seat lol

    Brb sweating like crazy
    Brb whole position is awkward
    Brb getting cramps in my asss
    Brb knees are killing me
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    I have a few times... Was clear I wasn't getting stimulated enough (wearing condom and just not that into it) and was getting bored so just acted like I came to get it over with
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    Originally Posted by cowboybiker View Post
    I read online that they have volunteer masterbaters for people your age.
    At least I don't have to pay my volunteers like you do!




    Originally Posted by ChazWood View Post
    Satisfaction or your money back.

    Since do-overs at his age are probably not happening... at least not till after a lengthy nap.
    I'm so old that my unit's petrified. Ready to go 24/7. Do-overs not a problem.
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    Originally Posted by Come at me bro View Post
    I have before

    First time we were doing it in a car in the summer in the passenger seat lol

    Brb sweating like crazy
    Brb whole position is awkward
    Brb getting cramps in my asss
    Brb knees are killing me
    Seriously? yer 26 man, I could see it at 96 or so when you ate too many Viagra, have that 4 hr boner, yer outta Vaseline, your oxygen tank is empty and your friend is honking in the driveway because shuffle board is starting.

    but, a awkward position, sore knee and ass cramp don't cut it.

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    Originally Posted by Mdenatale View Post
    If a guy isn't wearing a condom how exactly does he fake an orgasm?
    In my case, it would involve an M80 in a dish of vanilla pudding...
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    Originally Posted by Mdenatale View Post
    If a guy isn't wearing a condom how exactly does he fake an orgasm?
    Hocker on her back as he groans.

    ... so I have heard.
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    Originally Posted by mrick40 View Post
    Women have orgasms????????
    It's just a myth bro...don't let em fool ya...

    Originally Posted by GuyJin View Post
    Did the deli girl mention anything?



    Not to my face...

    Originally Posted by Come at me bro View Post
    I have before

    First time we were doing it in a car in the summer in the passenger seat lol

    Brb sweating like crazy
    Brb whole position is awkward
    Brb getting cramps in my asss
    Brb knees are killing me
    You need to form some crews for all your issues...

    Originally Posted by mtpockets View Post
    Seriously? yer 26 man, I could see it at 96 or so when you ate too many Viagra, have that 4 hr boner, yer outta Vaseline, your oxygen tank is empty and your friend is honking in the driveway because shuffle board is starting.
    but, a awkward position, sore knee and ass cramp don't cut it.

    LOL

    Originally Posted by beachguy498 View Post
    In my case, it would involve an M80 in a dish of vanilla pudding...
    Props for being straight up...
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    "Its not you its me"........ no need to fake it. ROFL

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    Originally Posted by backmarker View Post
    I once faked an oragasm........
    I was banging this 7/10 Sloot, but had previously banged her a couple hours before, and my fwb in the morning. On a cut, I just couldn't do it misc.......didn't want to look like I had troubles so I pulled out and .......


    Originally Posted by Come at me bro View Post
    I have before

    First time we were doing it in a car in the summer in the passenger seat lol

    Brb sweating like crazy
    Brb whole position is awkward
    Brb getting cramps in my asss
    Brb knees are killing me
    These kinds of topics always attract little kids from the big misc.

    Originally Posted by IronCharles View Post
    Better have plenty of lube on hand and at least one orifice that's not sore 'cause I'ma get mine.
    Thanks for sharing this.
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    Originally Posted by Karl_Hungus View Post






    These kinds of topics always attract little kids from the big misc.



    Thanks for sharing this.

    But karl, bro was on a cut. You know if he was bulking it would have been a different story...
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    Originally Posted by backmarker View Post
    I once faked an oragasm........
    I was banging this 7/10 Sloot, but had previously banged her a couple hours before, and my fwb in the morning. On a cut, I just couldn't do it misc.......didn't want to look like I had troubles so I pulled out and .......
    I would just tell her, I'm not going to finish this time. She should understand since you already went there once that day.
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    Actually I had a poll thread in big misc (no homo) on this.

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    Originally Posted by JediRN View Post
    Actually I had a poll thread in big misc (no homo) on this.

    http://forum.bodybuilding.com/showth...hp?t=158249633
    A 45-year old man is asking kids in the big misc about their sexual behavior. Yeah, nothing creepy about that.
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    Originally Posted by Karl_Hungus View Post
    A 45-year old man is asking kids in the big misc about their sexual behavior. Yeah, nothing creepy about that.
    I just add "no ****" to all my nude requests. It makes it all ok.
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