Rawdogged My Lesbian Friend Last Night (srs) (wtf)

[StillManic]

I can't believe I read the whole thing.

[Barbarian440]

Do you love each other?

If not, what you have done is wrong.

If I were you, I would apologize to her father.

[RootEXE]

I've banged a so called "lesbian" before. She was a good friend of mine and was dating some other friend of mine. She used to sneak over and I would fuk the dog sh*t out of this girl. I mean real pornstar stuff. I had her speaking dolphin every time we sexed. Then she would act like nothing happened around her GF. Kinda weird but I couldn't ever bring myself to feel guilty about her cheating on her girlfriend. I would never bang another bros girlfriend, however.

[Ratfish]

strong no pics....

I don't understand how you could not porn style it after drinking.

I do not nut while drinking. You could have DESTROYED that and blew her fuk'n mind....

i fukked a girl in the past where the rhythm was totally off and you just can't mash that. it'd be better if they just went starfish mode because they do exactly the opposite of what they should do

[PepperedAngus]

I cant believe I read (and masturbated to) the whole thing.

Even without pics. Im so ashamed. And my co workers are looking at me funny.

[BericDondarrion]

In on RT, repped.

Got a bonrar btw, sounds real good.

[Drakor]

I've banged a so called "lesbian" before. She was a good friend of mine and was dating some other friend of mine. She used to sneak over and I would fuk the dog sh*t out of this girl. I mean real pornstar stuff. I had her speaking dolphin every time we sexed. Then she would act like nothing happened around her GF. Kinda weird but I couldn't ever bring myself to feel guilty about her cheating on her girlfriend. I would never bang another bros girlfriend, however.

Go on...

[wheyman12]

LOl...cool story bro. srs















































but you look like a ffkn pyscho killer

[Blacklac]

i fukked a girl in the past where the rhythm was totally off and you just can't mash that. it'd be better if they just went starfish mode because they do exactly the opposite of what they should do

Ugh, that feel. :/


Bro, you know what you have to do...




















ask her to go bowling SRS

[miscHelix]

i say "that's too bad, it's awesome...i mean, for the girl...no homo" dead srs lmao (i swear i wasn't such an awkward fukk pre-misc)
i say "condoms are for *******s" and she reflexively slaps me at like 10% strength

miscers LOL. gjdm i guess any pics?

[rocketfish]

wtf

OP looks like

the boom headshot counterstrike videos

[deepfat]

So are we just going to sit here and pretend OP didn't include pics?

[Ratfish]

I've banged a so called "lesbian" before. She was a good friend of mine and was dating some other friend of mine. She used to sneak over and I would fuk the dog sh*t out of this girl. I mean real pornstar stuff. I had her speaking dolphin every time we sexed. Then she would act like nothing happened around her GF. Kinda weird but I couldn't ever bring myself to feel guilty about her cheating on her girlfriend. I would never bang another bros girlfriend, however.

it's not like that. i think she was telling the truth. i also think it's weird that the GF in your case didn't notice the smell of dink/latex afterward.

i doubt this will happen again in my case

[BenchWellington]

Wait...you own/manage a warehouse in the great state of Oregon?

Brah...Hook a Miscer up with a job? I've got over 6 years of prior warehouse experience(srs), get me on that CEO 10K/Day Rawdoggin' Lesbians Time

...you guys got legal bud, right? I, uh, have trouble sleeping...

[ShooterMcGainin]

Not reading that, but there's no way an alien like you rawdogged anything.

[DoctorHitch]

If I was on nofap id fap to this

[KJacko90]

Elaborate story just to get your affiliated link in.

[Ratfish]

Not reading that, but there's no way an alien like you rawdogged anything.

you'd be surprised how the world is outside of your apartment

Elaborate story just to get your affiliated link in.

wtf...i don't sell that book. will break link

[Drakor]

Wait...you own/manage a warehouse in the great state of Oregon?

Brah...Hook a Miscer up with a job? I've got over 6 years of prior warehouse experience(srs), get me on that CEO 10K/Day Rawdoggin' Lesbians Time

...you guys got legal bud, right? I, uh, have trouble sleeping...

Not until July 1 my friend...

http://www.oregon.gov/olcc/marijuana...Questions.aspx

[Reach4More]

How much scissoring was involved?

[N000oB]

No pics but I....
















































































mysteriously got hard

[GhenghisPWN]

Rat lets introduce her to double penetration when I come to Portlandia.

[Nicklol]

wtf

OP looks like

the boom headshot counterstrike videos

SO ARE YOU SAYING ALL US BALD BROS LOOK ALIKE??

THATS RACIST...








also strong similarity to ops name

[Ratfish]

Rat lets introduce her to double penetration when I come to Portlandia.

no homo, but i honestly hope it doesn't end up fukking up our friendship. she's one of the coolest brehs i have. i kinda think she's enough of a breh that it won't though

come out to portland i will buy you some rum, breh (no smithers)

[psyke007]

Op are you really 98lbs?

[Ratfish]

Op are you really 98lbs?

'bout one-sitty

[CaseyJamess]

[Geoloop]

page 2, still no pic.


Loading cannon.

[N000oB]

no homo, but i honestly hope it doesn't end up fukking up our friendship. she's one of the coolest brehs i have. i kinda think she's enough of a breh that it won't though

come out to portland i will buy you some rum, breh (no smithers)

U should give her the D again, turn her str8. Would be the best feeling in the world.

[GhenghisPWN]

no homo, but i honestly hope it doesn't end up fukking up our friendship. she's one of the coolest brehs i have. i kinda think she's enough of a breh that it won't though

come out to portland i will buy you some rum, breh (no smithers)

I don't think it can mess stuff up if shes not into guys and you're not into her. Feels are what messes stuff up.