RANT: Who is the biggest azzhole ITT?

[chazzy1864]

Do you take the bottle out before drinking or do you try and drink it without it hitting your face?

Nope. Generally you angle the bottle away from you and leave the margarita on the table. Lean in and drink with a straw. It is a frozen margarita aka slushee, after all.

Why not drink a good beer instead?

There's a reason why a lime wedge is sloppily shoved down the neck of that bottled urine.

I will confess I do have a few good memories drinking it as a teenager (that's right in Croydon you can legally get sh*tfaced at 18) but that's because it was cheap and I didn't know any better.

You telling me they have "good beers" at places like Chilis or other Tex-Mex restaurants that offer the Mexican Bulldogs? Puhlease.

+ Mexican Bulldogs are there to get you inebriated. Not to sip on a good beer. Two completely different mindsets when ordering them. Srs.

That's like asking me "why wouldn't you eat a can of Spam?" when I could have a nice sirloin.

I'd analogize it more as:

You need get get lots of calories and protein in quick. Are you going to spend the time, effort and money on a few steaks or just whip up some burgers and tear it up?

[chazzy1864]

I'll drink his Croydon Ale. Okay that backfired. It actually exists.

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LoL!

[Dominik]

I'd analogize it more as:

You need get get lots of calories and protein in quick. Are you going to spend the time, effort and money on a few steaks or just whip up some burgers and tear it up?

I haven't forgotten the good old days when the goal was to drink as much as possible on a shoestring.

At the peak of my powers I was going out 4 nights a week and living up to the stereotype — we're a nation of piss heads.

[Dominik]

Even fleeced my old man's liquor cabinet. Had some good old scotch in there.

One day he calls me over and opens it.

"Notice anything?"

Nope.

"Look closer."

???

"IT'S F**KING EMPTY!"

[Miketoc]

Michelada's good too.

[Final_Rep]

It's a type of steak.

Oh.

On a serious note I've never been a beer snob.

When I'm ordering for myself or bringing my own beer then I automatically filter out the mainstream duds and spend a little more on what I like.

However if we're shooting long exposures at Turnagain Arm as the sun goes down and you offered me a Corona, I would not refuse.

My father in law is having a few guys over for the Pacquiao fight and no doubt he'll have a couple of slabs of the cheapest grog on ice. Of course I'm not going to turn up with a six pack and insult the guy. I'll drink his Croydon Ale. Okay that backfired. It actually exists.

Damn man you reminded me I need to keep checking on the Lee SW150 MK2 system. That thing seems like it will never be available.

+ I wish Pacquiao would win but lettuce be real tea...

Sucks because Mayweather is a grade A douchenozzle.

[Dominik]

Damn man you reminded me I need to keep checking on the Lee SW150 MK2 system. That thing seems like it will never be available.

I know those feels. I've paid more for the stuff on eBay when I've had a trip lined up and couldn't wait any longer.

As soon as a shipment comes in those eBay stores pounce, buy it all up and wait for buyers who have lost patience with B&H, Amazon, etc. to come along.

+ I wish Pacquiao would win but lettuce be real tea...

Sucks because Mayweather is a grade A douchenozzle.

Five years ago I liked Manny's chances but I'm not so sure now. Hope he can turn back the clock and produce something special.

Floyd is scum. Not only is he a serial offender when it comes to treating women like punching bags but he had this to say about Pacquiao a few years ago:

[theshoupguy]

Beer is not made for mixing.

You've clearly never had the manly cousin (not alcoholic uncle) of a mimosa.

http://www.victorybeer.com/2010/04/b...er-for-brunch/

[Final_Rep]

Five years ago I liked Manny's chances but I'm not so sure now. Hope he can turn back the clock and produce something special.

Floyd is scum. Not only is he a serial offender when it comes to treating women like punching bags but he had this to say about Pacquiao a few years ago:

[img]http://i.imgur.com/mnEZJJa.jpg[img]

Good lord. I had never seen that. What a despicable POS.

Meanwhile Manny is a, what, congressman or senator or something in his home country and does a lot of charity work.

[chazzy1864]

You've clearly never had the manly cousin (not alcoholic uncle) of a mimosa.

http://www.victorybeer.com/2010/04/b...er-for-brunch/

It's, to die for, yummy, or ooh la la!

[chazzy1864]

Oh, I meant to rant about this yesterday:

Just watched episode 2 of the new Game of Thrones season. Dear lord.. the writers might be losing me. Episode 1 wasn't bad. Lots of stuff still in line with the books, although they've removed some people and had other characters that already existed take their lines. Whatever, I can understand that. Episode 2, WTF?? There was more entirely different than the books than there was accurate to the books. The bad thing, it wasn't even a good episode. The episode finished and the GF was like, "I didn't like that one. It was boring."

The only action in the episode was scene that never even remotely happened in the books. It involved a group of people traveling, who never traveled outside of their area in the books, to run into some others that were looking for the first group, yet in the books, even to the end of book 5, never found them. Yet, here they are, episode 2 of (essentially book 4) the show and found them?!?

In the books, they make it utterly clear that a person Arya is looking for is not the person she interacts with throughout her training. Yet in the show, they make the person she interacts with, actually be the person she is looking for. Ugh, I hate writers. GRRM needs to get his fast ass moving on the next book.

[Final_Rep]

He is pretty fast for how big he is.

Anyway yeah I dunno, I didn't read the books Charles. Some episodes are going to be setup for future conflict and that's how I felt about this one. We shall see about tomorrow's episode.

First episode was good IMHO.

[Miketoc]

Oh, I meant to rant about this yesterday:

Just watched episode 2 of the new Game of Thrones season. Dear lord.. the writers might be losing me. Episode 1 wasn't bad. Lots of stuff still in line with the books, although they've removed some people and had other characters that already existed take their lines. Whatever, I can understand that. Episode 2, WTF?? There was more entirely different than the books than there was accurate to the books. The bad thing, it wasn't even a good episode. The episode finished and the GF was like, "I didn't like that one. It was boring."

The only action in the episode was scene that never even remotely happened in the books. It involved a group of people traveling, who never traveled outside of their area in the books, to run into some others that were looking for the first group, yet in the books, even to the end of book 5, never found them. Yet, here they are, episode 2 of (essentially book 4) the show and found them?!?

In the books, they make it utterly clear that a person Arya is looking for is not the person she interacts with throughout her training. Yet in the show, they make the person she interacts with, actually be the person she is looking for. Ugh, I hate writers. GRRM needs to get his fast ass moving on the next book.

Are you talking about brienne and littlefinger encounter? That was a very obscure way of saying it so just making sure.

Agreed on GRRM, he's annoyingly lazy.

[Orlando1234977]

Lean in and drink with a straw. It is a frozen margarita aka slushee, after all.

[Orlando1234977]

I'll be for Manny.

http://www.complex.com/sports/2014/0...cky-final-four

[chazzy1864]

Are you talking about brienne and littlefinger encounter? That was a very obscure way of saying it so just making sure.

Agreed on GRRM, he's annoyingly lazy.

Yes I was. Sorry.

Things entirely wrong with that episode from the books about that group:

Spoiler!

1. Robin Arryn never engages in physical activities like shown in the show. The slightest physical exertion would cause seizures.
2. Littlefinger never offers Robin to be squired with Lord Royce. Royce and the other lords of the Vale threatened to forcibly take Robin and Littlefinger prevented it.
3. Littlefinger and Sansa never leave the Vale.
4. Brienne is never rude and never tells Podrick to leave her service. She is always very polite and nice to him.
5. Brienne, while always searching for the Stark girls, NEVER finds them. She finds Catelyn Stark again before finding the girls.
6. She travels across the countryside searching for them and even meets new (temporary) comrades at various times in the search. Even runs across Gendry (the Baratheon bastard who is a blacksmith), but not the Stark girls, nor Littlefinger.

[chazzy1864]

Thank you for the spoiler box Frepster. It is why I was purposely vague earlier adn then Mikey chided me and I remembered that 75% of the people in here had read the books. But I forgot about the other 25% who haven't.



Aside: I just watched the new Turtles movie. OMG, what a crock of crap. I mean.. it isn't horrible. It actually seems like a fantastic kids movie. That is about all I can give it. The actors in it, are good in what they do. But the movie itself sucks. It seems like your typical Michael Bay fare. Even the mountain snow side scene where it is supposed to be amped up and on the edge of your seat thrills... I was bored with it. I'm about to watch the old movie, which is only PG (new one is the first turtles iteration to be PG-13) that is much darker and much better.

[therorschach]

The last turtles movie I saw was secret of the ooze.

[chazzy1864]

The last turtles movie I saw was secret of the ooze.

It was better and less kiddy-ish than the newest one (I watched Secret of the Ooze while I was in Germany).

[Orlando1234977]

Bucks baby.

Brew Town 92, Chi Town 90.

We have the best young coach in the league.

[darinaldi]

Good lord. I had never seen that. What a despicable POS.

Meanwhile Manny is a, what, congressman or senator or something in his home country and does a lot of charity work.

Manny sucks. He's an absentee congressman who beat the crap out of another politician for confronting Pacquiao when he was going door to door buying votes, he owes tens of millions in back taxes, and in the few times he's bothered to show up for congress were to campaign against any increased sex ed or family planning programs.

That said, Mayweather is an unrepentent serial abuser and complete and utter POS. I legitimately hope he suffers a catastrophic injury in the fight.

[chazzy1864]

Mayweather is the perfect "Heel" when it comes to fighting events.

Outside of that, as a person, I don't have a clue. But I love his "character" or character when it comes to the fighting events.

[theshoupguy]

Nope. Generally you angle the bottle away from you and leave the margarita on the table. Lean in and drink with a straw. It is a frozen margarita aka slushee, after all.

You telling me they have "good beers" at places like Chilis or other Tex-Mex restaurants that offer the Mexican Bulldogs? Puhlease.

+ Mexican Bulldogs are there to get you inebriated. Not to sip on a good beer. Two completely different mindsets when ordering them. Srs.

I'd analogize it more as:

You need get get lots of calories and protein in quick. Are you going to spend the time, effort and money on a few steaks or just whip up some burgers and tear it up?

Just like Dom's take on pizza.


If you're going to have a good pizza, you go to the right place and have it done properly without all the fancy crap.

If you need to down a pizza and get the calories in, you swing by Pizza Hut / Dominos / Papa Johns or wherever to get the lower end stuff that gets the job done.

[chazzy1864]

Just like Dom's take on pizza.


If you're going to have a good pizza, you go to the right place and have it done properly without all the fancy crap.

If you need to down a pizza and get the calories in, you swing by Pizza Hut / Dominos / Papa Johns or wherever to get the lower end stuff that gets the job done.

You and me, buddy; always see eye to eye.

[theshoupguy]

You and me, buddy; always see eye to eye.

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If you're ever in town we can go get some cheap pizza and beeritas and let the haters hate hate hate hate hate hate.

[Orlando1234977]

Manny sucks. He's an absentee congressman who beat the crap out of another politician for confronting Pacquiao when he was going door to door buying votes, he owes tens of millions in back taxes, and in the few times he's bothered to show up for congress were to campaign against any increased sex ed or family planning programs.

That said, Mayweather is an unrepentent serial abuser and complete and utter POS. I legitimately hope he suffers a catastrophic injury in the fight.

Mayweather is the perfect "Heel" when it comes to fighting events.

Outside of that, as a person, I don't have a clue. But I love his "character" or character when it comes to the fighting events.

Maybe I haven't paid enough attention but they both bore me a bit. I miss the Tyson days.

[7Seconds]

Welp thanks to you guise I just went and listened to a couple Ween songs.

Always a good thing.

[chazzy1864]

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If you're ever in town we can go get some cheap pizza and beeritas and let the haters hate hate hate hate hate hate.

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Maybe I haven't paid enough attention but they both bore me a bit. I miss the Tyson days.

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I think we all do, there. Well.. anyone who matters does.


I mean, Mayweather is now Chael Sonnen, but I love the Heels when they're approaching fights. They make things humorous and interesting. But Chael has definitely mastered the art of trolling.

[darinaldi]

I mean, Mayweather is now Chael Sonnen, but I love the Heels when they're approaching fights. They make things humorous and interesting. But Chael has definitely mastered the art of trolling.

The difference is that it always appeared that Chael Sonnen did that sort of thing just to get a reaction like a pro-wrestling heel, while Mayweather legitimately spends his downtime beating the f*ck out of any woman in his life in front of his own kids and then laughing about it.

[Final_Rep]

The difference is that it always appeared that Chael Sonnen did that sort of thing just to get a reaction like a pro-wrestling heel, while Mayweather legitimately spends his downtime beating the f*ck out of any woman in his life in front of his own kids and then laughing about it.

Boxing should take the same approach the NFL is now taking and ban pieces of sh*t like Mayweather from ever fighting professionally again.