RANT: Who is the biggest azzhole ITT?

[darinaldi]

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[ThickAsABrick]

Fuark, I could go for a dozen or so pints of bitter

[ThickAsABrick]

Kvk,

We should open a pub. The Chuzzleton Arms will serve the best pints in town.

[kvk1]

I'm in m8.

[Lencho]

Whatever, ass-pen.

I will skull-fock your daddy with your mother's headless corpse right here on this lawn.

[kvk1]

this is getting to be my kind of rant

[im2manly]

I feel like I smell baby shiit all the time.

[darinaldi]

I feel like I smell baby shiit all the time.

You do, but it's not much different from your usual dried sweat and ranch dressing smell.

[chazzy1864]

Kvk,

We should open a pub. The Chuzzleton Arms will serve the best pints in town.

I approve.

[Orlando1234977]

this is getting to be my kind of rant

'lencho' and 'therorshach', both on your 'approved not to harm' list.

-o

The idea, per Lyle McDonald,

[kvk1]

'lencho' and 'therorshach', both on your 'approved not to harm' list.

-o

you're a fucking weirdo

[Miketoc]

Hey frep what about d3200?

http://m.ebay.com/itm/331586279340?r...48&_mwBanner=1

It has two lenses

[Orlando1234977]

you're a fucking weirdo

You're just mad because it's so obvious amirite

[im2manly]

You're just mad because it's so obvious amirite

Painfully.

[theshoupguy]

Flying to Seattle in a couple days.

Driving to San Francisco and Vancouver, WA.

Which is near Portland.

...you know, if any Ranters near/in Portland would want to meet up for some beer with my wife and I.

While it may sound interesting to grab a beer or seven with some folks in the rant, there's a good chance it'll turn into something along the lines of:

Ranter 1: Hey fellow ranter.
Ranter 2: Hullo!
Ranter 1: So what beer are you drinking?
Ranter 2: Foster's.
Ranter 1: AUSTRALIAN F'BEEAH, AMIRITE? Ah, Dom would love this.
Ranter 2: Yeah probably.
Ranter 1: Yep.
Ranter 2: You?
Ranter 1: Blue Moon.
Ranter 2: Oh I didn't know I agreed to have beer with ass2mouthly.
Ranter 1: Ha ha shut up man.
Ranter 2: Ha ha.
Ranter 1: *sip*
Ranter 2: *clears through nervously*
Ranter 1: *gulp* Ahhhh.
Ranter 2: So are you getting in on final fantasy fapball this season?
Ranter 1: Seriously go fck your own face, nobody actually likes that.
Ranter 2: Wait nobody takes that seriously?
Ranter 1: No one.
Ranter 2: Oh.
Ranter 1: Ha ha I don't either.
Ranter 2: *sip*
Ranter 1: So what do you do?
Ranter 2: Eh, work and family. And rant when I'm bored.
Ranter 1: Yeah. *sip*
Ranter 2: You?
Ranter 1: About the same.
Ranter 2: Cool.
Ranter 1: Ha ha, hey remember that one time when they were talking about the dong factory? That always cracks me up.
Ranter 2: That's a real place, you know.
Ranter 1: Shut up, really?
Ranter 2: Yeah seriously, we all had a rant barbecue there a few years back, it was a great time.
Ranter 1: Oh damn.
Ranter 2: Yeah. *sip*
Ranter 1: *sips and ponders*
Ranter 2: *sips again*
Ranter 1: ...

[im2manly]

Through

[theshoupguy]

Yeah, clearing through.

As in indicating they weren't sitting down, but possibly moving through a crowd.

Or perhaps in a field, through the tall grass.

Don't be an unimaginative twat.

[im2manly]

Lol

[darinaldi]

Lol

[Final_Rep]

Dude. Holy hell.

It's just a beer.

The convo would actually not even involve the Rant IMHO.

[chazzy1864]

I liked the convo, but doubt that would actually happen given a couple of people sit down to hang out. I don't think any rant references would really pop up until both were good and drunk / comfortable.

[Lencho]

Lol

Saw your poast about moving to TX. You should do it, *******!

[GREENFEATHER]

Dude. Holy hell.

It's just a beer.

The convo would actually not even involve the Rant IMHO.

Who the hell asked you crotch rot?

http://www.businessinsider.com/jerem...r-mates-2015-6

[theshoupguy]

The convo would actually not even involve the Rant IMHO.

I guarantee the rant would come up at some point.

There's no way around it.

Few of us know anything about each other other than what goes on in here.

[Miketoc]

Dude. Holy hell.

It's just a beer.

The convo would actually not even involve the Rant IMHO.

Thanks for answering my question you piece ****, I hope to visit Portland at the same time as you just so I can pour a beer on your head and kick your ***.

hugs

[theshoupguy]

about that time, eh chaps

http://forum.bodybuilding.com/showth...hp?t=167976503