RANT: Who is the biggest azzhole ITT?

[im2manly]

Somebody find that post Frep made when he was "leaving" the rant.

I'll do a reading of it on Vocaroo.

I am excite.

[chazzy1864]

Somebody find that post Frep made when he was "leaving" the rant.

I'll do a reading of it on Vocaroo.

lol

+ aren't you one of the historians? I thought you were good at finding old posts in rants.

++ Wow, 7seconds found it? Wasn't even around then.

[darinaldi]

It's a league game, naldo.

SHOMER FUCKING SHABBOS!!!!


SMB, stupid bb.com all-caps horsesh*t

[darinaldi]

++ Wow, 7seconds found it? Wasn't even around then.

He has to do something to occupy himself other than getting trashed in airport bars.

[im2manly]

http://forum.bodybuilding.com/showth...post1020816053

Lmao even then I was a GOAT!! 1! 1

[chazzy1864]

He has to do something to occupy himself other than getting trashed in airport bars.

Why would you want to do anything other than that?

Best way to spend time in an airport.

[darinaldi]

Why would you want to do anything other than that?

Best way to spend time in an airport.

If you're too drunk they usually won't let you on the plane, so you have to cut yourself off at some point.

[kvk1]

http://forum.bodybuilding.com/showth...post1020816053

http://vocaroo.com/i/s1eqQTzygbBZ

[kvk1]

I have allergies and my nose is stuffed.

So I probably sound like Ray Romano.

[darinaldi]

I have allergies and my nose is stuffed.

So I probably sound like Ray Romano.

Your voice is completely different than I have always imagined it in my mind while reading your posts.

[im2manly]

Lol kvk you sound othing like I thought you would. You should be on MTV.

[chazzy1864]

If you're too drunk they usually won't let you on the plane, so you have to cut yourself off at some point.

Don't be an amateur and learn how to be a functioning drunk and they never worry.

I have allergies and my nose is stuffed.

So I probably sound like Ray Romano.

I know I've heard your voice before, but this isn't what I picture in my head.

[chazzy1864]

I have allergies and my nose is stuffed.

So I probably sound like Ray Romano.

You should've said "jay / kay Hish" not "just kidding Hish". It would've been better considering you said 'Bleep' for the **** as well. /critique


edit: loved the end.

edit 2: Frep, how do you say your name? I can't recall if it has been discussed. I always say Banan like "Gannon" in my head.

[Final_Rep]

http://vocaroo.com/i/s1eqQTzygbBZ

This is now the only remaining version of that post in the world.

Edit: I didn't listen to it yet. (in a conference call atm)

Edit 2: Charles that is correct sir.

[im2manly]

This is now the only remaining version of that post in the world.

Oddly enough, this is the most fuked up thing from today

[Final_Rep]

Oddly enough, this is the most fuked up thing from today

I updated the post to be current with today's current events.

[kvk1]

This is now the only remaining version of that post in the world.

[Orlando1234977]

http://vocaroo.com/i/s1eqQTzygbBZ

bravo

This is now the only remaining version of that post in the world.

Regardless of your alterations of historical events, mjw was rightttttttt

[Final_Rep]

[img]http://i.imgur.com/vrIKMCg.gif[img]

It was just too hard to read. Had to go.

[kvk1]

It was just too hard to read. Had to go.

It's okay, we love you for it.

[VoxExMachina]

Your voice is completely different than I have always imagined it in my mind while reading your posts.

Same here. More somber than I expected.

I was thinking more of a cross between Jack Black and Karl Pilkington (minus the accent).

[darinaldi]

This is now the only remaining version of that post in the world.

With this move and abuse of mod power you have now surpassed Poppy and Music Man as the worst forumite to ever post in the Rant.

[Final_Rep]

With this move and abuse of mod power you have now surpassed Poppy and Music Man as the worst forumite to ever post in the Rant.

lol

I take it you did not like my edit.

BTW it wasn't abuse, the post had my real name in it, therefore it was within my remit to remove it. HTH and SMB.

[Final_Rep]

It's okay, we love you for it.

Finally listened to it.

Solid voice, man.

Definitely not what I would've guessed either.

[kvk1]

lol

what were you guys expecting

gilbert gottfried

[im2manly]

lol

what were you guys expecting

gilbert gottfried

I imagined it was going to be super deep and raspy for some reason. I thought you would look like Mark Ruffalo from "Foxcatcher".





My wife is getting me wings and a six pack for the draft tonight. I am leaving early. I am again excite. This is the only time anyone should be jelly of me.

[Final_Rep]

lol

what were you guys expecting

gilbert gottfried

Heh maybe kinda.

Now you have a voice though, when I read your posts.

We need to have Dom do this also. And manly.

Well, everyone.

Edit: But I will lose my sh*t it manly has a Jersey accent.

[Orlando1234977]

lol

what were you guys expecting

gilbert gottfried

Stewie.. I was probably closest.

We need to have Dom do this also.

lolyes

[darinaldi]

February 4, 2013 4:53 PM EST

Dear Rant,

I can take the insults in stride, and I am not opposed to returning the volleys. I believe this back and forth is actually one of the primary facets of the Rant's modus operandi and I participate in it with good-natured intent the vast majority of the time. I would be a liar if I said it didn't sometimes sneak through my defenses, but for a few months now I have said repeatedly that I don't want my presence here to be an overall negative thing. I have come to respect most of the Ranters as intelligent, humorous, and fun people. The rest I have come to respect their opinion of me and moved on with my life and Ranting. I'm not stupid, despite what Hish appears to think (jk Hish, I know you're just playing).

I can tell when I'm not wanted. If it was just TAAB, that would be one thing, and I would chalk it up to the fact that not everyone is going to mesh well in life and, by extension, in the Rant. But it clearly is not just TAAB. I have offered to leave in the past and received PMs from Ranters telling me to stick it out. I appreciate those PMs and the vote of confidence; honestly, I do.

However, sadly, repeated attempts to not be a "stubborn **** stain that refuses to be scrubbed off and flushed away" have obviously not borne fruit and turned me into a better Ranter. I am arguably worse for the Rant today than I was six months ago and the summation of it all is a negative value in my humble opinion.

So it is with some degree of regret that I will step out and let the Rant continue on without my presence or influence to stop someone who is perceived as a "grade-A douchenozzle" from ruining it for the rest of the Ranters. Sorry for using your quotes so much, MJW; they just worked well.

What I won't do: I'm not going to write any parting shots or try to get the last word. I think that's bad taste. What I am not doing: I am not writing this in hopes that I get more PMs asking me to stay.

I'm not being dramatic about this choice; I'm just gone.

Thanks for the good times,
B****

P.S. I hope Darin Aldi returns some day. Thank you.

Typed this up from Kavak's recitation to preserve it for posterity.

[kvk1]

lol you didn't have to do that

i have it screencapped and synced to google drive m8

but I'm not going to torture frep with it...it's just for memories sake