She Was Really A Dude FFS!!!!
So I meet this girl on POF and she looks okay, nothing special, pretty much just foockable. We go on a date and it goes great, she seems like a cool girl. We go to her apartment and we start making out and im tryin to get her clothes off and shes like "no no no we just met but ill suck you off". So im like okay, she gives me a BJ and i grope her boobs and thats the first sign something is wrong. I felt no boobs, just all bra. Second is i feel she has hair extensions and im like "okay wtf is going on why would a white girl need a weave?" Then i notice it, when she gets close to my face to look into my eyes or some sh!t, under all the makeup I see foockin chin hair and im like this is a damn cross dressin ***. So i got the hell out of there and pretty much drank a bottle of mouth wash when i got home and poured rubbin alcohol on my d!ck but i still feel so disgusting.
Moral of the story, don't try to foock chicks online cuz its probably a dude.
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01-27-2015, 03:19 PM #1Registered User
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She Was Really A Dude FFS!!!!
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01-27-2015, 03:20 PM #2#1 Pimp Korea
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Was this your first time with a man who was pretending to be a woman, and not just.. you know.. openly gay?
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01-27-2015, 03:20 PM #3Platinum Account Member
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Can confirm.Originally Posted by leanice44
Am POF date outcome.10/03/13
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01-27-2015, 03:21 PM #4u wot m8?
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At least you got your dick sucked...
don't put rep trading comments in your sig line
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01-27-2015, 03:22 PM #5Honest US Citizen
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I don't see the problem.
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01-27-2015, 03:22 PM #6Long live the blues
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****, I should of shaved my chin.
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01-27-2015, 03:23 PM #7Registered User
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Im not gay therefore i would not intentionally try to foock with dudes. So yes this was a first and hopefully a last, but he legit looked so much like a girl til i got close up and personal.Originally Posted by InstantLoser
You are an artist, sculpt your masterpiece.
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01-27-2015, 03:23 PM #8N = R * fp * ne * fl * fi
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Its not gay unless your balls touch or you kis.....wait
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01-27-2015, 03:23 PM #9Registered User
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A mouth is a mouth nom sayin
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01-27-2015, 03:23 PM #10Registered User
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Sorry about me not bringing any lube OP, lets re arrange?
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01-27-2015, 03:23 PM #11Hansel
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Sorry brah i couldn't pass you up. i sure did fool you tho hehehe if only i shaved my fukin chin better i had to use my clippers cuz i get razor burn with dat dere razor.
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01-27-2015, 03:24 PM #12Registered User
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So how was your first bj by a man?
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01-27-2015, 03:24 PM #13Registered User
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you all are #zerochill
You are an artist, sculpt your masterpiece.
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01-27-2015, 03:25 PM #14Supreme Gentleman
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Lulz, Op is truly a *******. Plus pics so we can judge how convincing he was? (srs) (no homo)
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01-27-2015, 03:25 PM #15Registered User
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surprisingly good although i did not cumOriginally Posted by Enzant
You are an artist, sculpt your masterpiece.
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01-27-2015, 03:26 PM #16Honest US Citizen
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Genealogically, men and women are 99.99999% the same so don't act like it matters to you that much.
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01-27-2015, 03:26 PM #17Registered User
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Do you fancy it tonight?
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01-27-2015, 03:26 PM #18#1 Pimp Korea
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"That boulder is too large. I could lift a smaller one."
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01-27-2015, 03:27 PM #19Registered User
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look at this sh!t bro.Originally Posted by tehdingmeister
You are an artist, sculpt your masterpiece.
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01-27-2015, 03:28 PM #20Registered User
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Pics or negs
Edit: ^^^ lol
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01-27-2015, 03:28 PM #21u wot m8?
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Lmao that's a man baby
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01-27-2015, 03:28 PM #22
fuua if this is not roll bread wow..
strong disgust
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01-27-2015, 03:28 PM #23#1 Pimp Korea
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Roll bread and/or OP is truly a ******* confirmed. So obviously a man it's not even funny.Originally Posted by leanice44
"That boulder is too large. I could lift a smaller one."
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01-27-2015, 03:29 PM #24FOR MEDICAL USE ONLY
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at least tell us what the blowjob was like
did he give better head than other women you been with?#1 Warriors Hater
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01-27-2015, 03:29 PM #25Registered User
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You're now gay, congrats.Originally Posted by leanice44
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01-27-2015, 03:29 PM #26Honest US Citizen
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LOL @ other womenOriginally Posted by MareeWanna
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01-27-2015, 03:29 PM #27nothing but a peppercorn
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01-27-2015, 03:30 PM #28Registered User
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yeah lmaoOriginally Posted by MareeWanna
You are an artist, sculpt your masterpiece.
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01-27-2015, 03:31 PM #29Registered User
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You going to meet up again m8? It's only gay if you suck his dink too right?
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01-27-2015, 03:31 PM #30Come at me! not (srs)
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its freaking op in the picture lmao
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